Two and a half man/goshiguuji headcanons cause there's like 7 posts about it[8 when this is posted] and they seem like cutie patooties and i love all my underrated men
Tw for mentions of suicide, EDS, and that's pretty much it
-Gonta probably confessed first, but he was probably nervous
-Korekiyo is the one who plans date nights ALWAYS, Gonta and Ryoma heavily appreciate it
-Gontas love language is words of admiration and acts of services korekiyo is acts of service and quality time, and ryomas is quality time and physical touch[he definitely gets lots of that]
-Yknow how korekiyo has that red rope thing? Yeah Gonta and ryoma were kinda nervous/scared by it but for different reasons[Gonta though kork was gonna kill himself, ryoma thought kork was gonna hurt them]
-They all like dressing up, kork loves red dresses and gonta and ryoma DEFINITELY love it :3
-Gonta is protective but tries not to be scary, kork would probably kill someone on the spot if they dared sneer at gont or ryom and ryoma just creepily stares at you with those freaky ass black eyes
-Kork and ryoma are on the ace spec[I hc kork aroace and ryoma as asexual] Gonta likes this cause then he won't feel pressured to do 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 things[korks still 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 tho]
-kork has body dysmorphia because of the game where he and his ... sis were in the same body, ryoma and gonta hello him with lots of hugs and cuddles and love
-Gonta is actually a very good baker! He loves baking gont and kor lots of sweets!
-Ryoma likes burying his face into gontas hair, gonts hair is big and soft
-Kork is very good at dancing, very graceful, gont and ryom? Not so much lmao
-considering they all have self deprecating views, they all have hard times with praise, ryomas the biggest one with this, any type of praise, even if little, that ryoma gets, he either gives it back or says "nah" [ex: gont:"gonta think ryoma smart!" "No, I think you are much smarter"] [can you tell I love fanfics]
-kork and gonta initiate cuddle sessions alot, ryoma enjoys them even if he doesn't know how to really express it
-Kork likes elitas song perverted[JUST HEAR ME OUT OKAY💔] and he showed it to ryoma and gonta...needless to say gonta was concerned and ryoma..okay ryoma liked it a bit
-kork and ryoma have deep eye bags, gonta wants, no, MAKES them take naps, even if they aren't tired they BETTER be in the dang bed when gonta says so, his bfs will rest
-Gonta tosses and turns in his sleep, but thankfully he holds on to kork and ryom when they sleep! So he doesn't crush them
-Ryom sometimes cries alone because he just feels so undeserving of so much love, but also because he feels he's betraying his ex gf[remember her? If you look up his backstory he had a gf]
-Gontas an actually good comforter, he knows how to comfort people, but comforting himself? Yeah that's a different story
-Ryoma can curl himself up like a kitty when sleeping or sitting, gonta and kork love to pet him[now what if I said ryoma purred/hj]
-Gonta gets emotional a LOT, he sees kork or ryom even SLIGHTLY upset and he's probably gonna start crying
-Gonta gets flustered easy, and kork is a pre established 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 so yeah kork LOVESS flirting with gonta, ryoma sometimes joins in as 'revenge' for gontas enjoyment of kissing ryoma alot, speaking of which
-Gonta kisses ryoma and kork more times then I think a professional mathematician could count, he just can't help it!!!
-ryoma and korks hands are cold all the time, it could be blazing hot and they STAY COLD, gonta thinks they're ice wizards
-kork makes sure both of his loves eat as much as they desire, korks same way gonta is with kork and ryoma sleeping, YOU WILL EAT no matter what
-Gonta likes drawing a bit, all of his drawings are ryom and kork though
-ryom thinks gont has soft lips, he likes that, kork also does
-Gonta loves giving them flowers, roses and orchids for kork and sakura flowers for ryom
-Ryom and kork are the ones more in control in the relationship as in they tend to make decisions, gont doesn't mind, but kork and ryoma know gontas smart, so they obviously let him do things as well
-Gonta sometimes sleeps outside on accident kork and ryoma get scared he'll get hypothermia or get eaten
-Gonta loves spoiling them both, they're his special boys!!!!
-They don't tend to get into arguments, if they do it's easily resolved as it's usually kinda silly arguments like "WE SHOUKD HAVE PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA" "what the freaking frick"[I'll let you guess lmao]
Uh that's the end I might make more and I'll obviously Make some more of my other gonta ships💗
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