get up coward

kye, he/they/it, 22 im a faggot and a tranny

[mcnstro-deactivated20251015]

i’m not listing all my disorders in my bio or pinned posted, clearly you’ll see there’s something wrong with me

[crtter]

You’ve heard of Chicago Quiznos Coyote Friday, now get ready for

Brazil Bakery Maned Wolf Monday

[thisisdogs]

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[girlgerard]

completely hysterical that gerard was busy writing drowning lessons while regularly using a bathroom that looked like this

[girlgerard]

girl was writing shit like ‘i can’t explain what happened to my face late last night’ while staring into THAT mirror

[passion-of-l0vers]

some one just put a cup over me and they’re looking for a paper to slide under me LOL gonna break out from this cup while they’re distracted

[passion-of-l0vers]

hmm. much to be said about the structural integrity of this cup…

[passion-of-l0vers]

fuckkkk i am being escorted off the premises in this fuckass cup with a magazine underneath me this is so embarrassing

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[valtsv]

it's not "codependency" god stop pathologising. i'm just making sure you'd be a good fit for being buried in my tomb with me when i die.

[i-like-reblog-maps]

What month were you born in?

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Voting ended onMay 28

Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!

Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]

I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave

[boobcareer]

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

[bloodyhandprint]

sorry to anyone who followed me for anything. you're not getting that

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[vmprblood]

i literally have 6 human siblings and my favorite is still the cat

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[vmprblood]

that was My discord server i know all those people kilos my friend

[transmasciero]

why is bja mugshot staring at me on the bottom of the screen

[transmasciero]

hello