Girl In The Bathroom

I am a mermaid who swims in her own tears

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Omg I hate bitches

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I dont even know me anymore

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Craving riding the back of a pick up truck with my friends in the middle of the night

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Looking for love in all the wrong places

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Justin Long in Jeepers Creepers…No man can ever be this hot ever again

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I need to smoke so bad but local convenience stores near me wont sell me any cause I look fifteen

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Langdons such an eager eater I just knoooww all your juices r all over his face and eating you out is basically his form of stress relief especially after a horrible day at work🤤🤤🤤

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I really do believe in the “if you dont have anything nice to say dont say anything at all” quote But some people do be testing me

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Every sad love song is about your dad if you think about it

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Where the fuck Is my mind I think I lost it again

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Just daydreamed of talking to an educated older man and he comforts me while I tell him all about what my dad did and swears to never let anything hurt me

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Who am I without my daddy issues

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Alexa play crush by Ethel Cain

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They can medical malpractice on this body

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Medplay is so hot I literally want frank langdon manipulating me into an orgasm while he does my monthly gyno check ups

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I hate when someones too sensitive and someone’s insensitive like cant you just be like…i dunno…lukewarm?

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Situationships literally turn me suicidal af