Vohdkuh

Midnight midlife crisis on the bottom bunk since 1999.

[opinionatednonsense-deactivated]

How many wigs does own?

[isseymiyucky-deactivated2021070]

I’m all of them

[dope-ethiopian]

The “turn this up” gets me every time

[black--lamb-blog]

THIS 😂😂😂

[hedonist--poet-deactivated20240]

Stoners are harmless, druggies will ruin you.

First life lesson I will teach my children (via hedonistpoet)

[tampire]

[stability]

[rukimedesu-deactivated20171108]

youve all taken this post too far

[charityakacece]

[hedonist--poet-deactivated20240]

You don’t know you are addicted until you stop, until you lose your sanity, until you lose your friends, until you lose yourself.

Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)

[victorious]

Grandmas are relentless 

[afoolnamedjaedon]

I almost choked

[ruinedchildhood]

[rnelina]

fact: all thighs are good thighs

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[dis-contented]

I am deeply offended by this due to its accuracy.

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

portrays:

if she flinches when you go to put your arm around her … someone else’s hand wasn’t so sweet … if she questions you … someone else has lied to her … if she doesn’t tell you things … someone else once betrayed her secrets … behind every cranky, complicated girl or girl who is scared to love is … a girl who is tired of being broken.

[traptizzy-deactivated20260106]

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

[minymilocat]

[hedonist--poet-deactivated20240]

“Wake up, and I will show you the way.” - Coffee

“You can do anything you want.” - Alcohol

“You are a God, everyone will do anything you want.” - Cocaine

“Fuck it, just chill.” - Weed

[hedonist--poet-deactivated20240]

We are the generation that is immune to numbness Immune to pain Nothing surprises us We starve to feel something Cut to feel anything Overdose to feel everything But still we feel nothing We are cursed with being alive Only we were born dead

- Hedonist Poet

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

[procrastinatingbard]

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

[ink-and-roses]

This is never not funny