Interdimensional Drifter

Expository banter at its finest! - Città Alveare - Weapon of choice is a twin pair of wooden swords. Retained ability to utilize Haste which can be used twice per day for 5 minutes each time. Lives in district alpha

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   “I understand it’s cold and all, but don’t you think those layers are a bit too much?”

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“How dare you-! Listen here, buddy; just because you run around in some sort of half-shell doesn’t give you the right to insult my warrior garb! Can you imagine the shame I’d bring to my enemies if i give them a spanking in nothing but my underoos?! I can’t even start to think about it!”

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Multi-Armed Mugging -CA Intro-

Sector Six; an idyllic little retreat for those looking to get away from the brunt of the hustle and bustle of Hive. The zoo offered some amusement if you were into that sort of thing, and the two parks that dotted the area were perfect for avoiding any sort of drama.

The parks were so relaxing in fact, that no-one really batted an eyelid when one of the wooden bridges that was dotted around suddenly gained a few large holes in it. They were old after all, it was only natural.

But of course little did those fools know that whenever someone attempted to cross that bridge they’d already be deep in a cunning trap! Imagine their surprise when a seven-foot cloaked figure would burst forward out of a nearby tree, shift in the air with ninja-like reflexes, and land perfectly ready to shake them down... what a sight to see. Just like this sucker was about to witness!

“Mwuhahaha! Surprised you, haven’t I?!” Gilgamesh cried out as he launched himself from out of the tree; “You have already been bamboozled by my cunning trap! Face it buddy, you’re already beaten in brains here - and I bet you’re even more outmatched in brawn!”

*CRACK*

A botched landing near a previously made hole caused the red-clad warrior to fall through the bridge and get trapped; his legs dangling in the air. When he got over the shock the gaudy giant started trying to pop himself out in any direction to no avail, his face quickly turning from a smug grin to a look of embarrassed terror. 

“NOT AGAIN!! H-Hey! Buddyyy! Pal! G-give me a hand here would ya? Bygones be bygones? I wasn’t even going to try to mug you I swear... please?” he cried, his arms flapping about in the air; occasionally struggling to lift his bulk from out of the splintered planks; “I’ll be your friend for life, I swear!”

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Hello friends! I’m currently working on an intro post, but I’m also throwing out an ad for a short paragraph or two for people who want to thread with a most silly swordsman in the meantime. There’s no limit for now because I really need to get into the groove again.

It’s been a long since I’ve been at CA (And on Tumblr in general) so I will be a bit slow as I get used to all the... improvements(?) I’m currently seeing to the layout because, hey, tripling the time it takes to add images to posts is consumer focused right - hope you understand!

And don’t forget, my ask is always open for story deliberation and the like.

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