[nick-nonya]

[qin-shi-huang-di]

is it possible to learn this power?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

how excellent! i shall view these moving pictures immediately and see how flatteringly they depict my royal image!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

call li si i have a new crime to add to the law books

[nick-nonya]

[qin-shi-huang-di]

is it possible to learn this power?

[qin-shi-huang-di]

how excellent! i shall view these moving pictures immediately and see how flatteringly they depict my royal image!

[qin-shi-huang-di]

.

[qin-shi-huang-di]

call li si i have a new crime to add to the law books

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[beardedmrbean]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[parkchanwoohoo]

[ravioliet]

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

[andromeda3116]

environmental storytelling

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[zoobus]

You are not immune to conflating the mental development of an elementary schooler (age: 6) with the mental development of elementary schooler (age: 10)

Ten year olds like creepypasta. They love coming up with that theory of a show being all in the head of a comatose child while their mother weeps outside. They eat up books about plagues and cannibalism. Your precious angel yearns for blood.

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[herpsandbirds]

[probuccalfat]

i just don’t know if that many of us need to be on the roads driving. we should live in a world where more people can sit that one out

[dormitionanddominion]

[s-aint-elmo]

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

[s-aint-elmo]

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[parkchanwoohoo]

Dumbest shit ever just happened to-- it didn't happen to me, I shouldn't be using passive language here. I just did the dumbest shit ever

[parkchanwoohoo]

1. Light candle

2. Realize you forgot to smell the candle beforehand to see if you'll like it

3. Bring lit candle directly to your nose to smell it

4.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of