[westmeath]

Me sitting in the elephants foot at chernobyl

[dyslexic-canine-deactivated2025]

Me walking on my gay paws

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

just remembered i had a friend in salt lake who worked in a hotel where they hung up pictures of the tin man to discourage people from having sex

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[catasters]

[gcppy]

[sunsetbuddie]

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

[adhd-vibes]

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

[phlebasthebroenician]

[narutwitter]

[gonzocoded]

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

[bunnywand-archive]

take me to Scot land 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😩 and kiss me 💋 on top of the locked nest monster 💘💕😍🦕

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[moonseason92]

Jenny Joseph became the face of Columbia Pictures (1992).

[petr1kov]

the world is so cruel and unjust to cringefail girls with no marketable skills :(

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[killue]

the world is my whale carcass