Mr Vortexs Wild Ride is OPEN!!!

here to stand or whatever

[vortex-standing]

vortex stands - vortex standing

bitchin - asks

wild ride - hehe

tex art - mod art

art therapy - dont worry about this it doesnt mean anything

Aidy - asks but from First Aid

[vortex-standing]

[vortex-standing]

[vortex-standing]

[vortex-standing]

hehe he

[vortex-standing]

Aid is going to dump you bruh

i literally fuckin saved him try again

[wheeljack-standing]

hey

wheeljack

// @vortex-standing

*Wheeljack nearly asks who it is, before turning around and seeing a corpse-colored Helicopter.*

< I take it your the boyfriend, Vortex? >

< My son told me a lot of great things. >

< Nice to finally meet ya. >

[vortex-standing]

oh so we already know each other

good

makes my life that much easier

ill give you uhhh

five minutes to start running

[wheeljack-standing]

< Expected as much. >

< Just one request before we get started? >

[vortex-standing]

mm

thats what the timers for

[wheeljack-standing]

< Don't gloat about it to Aid. Don't break his heart like that. >

< And keep everyone else out of it. They weren't involved. Just me. >

< Deal? >

[vortex-standing]

two minutes

[wheeljack-standing]

< I'll take that as a yes. >

< I'm an Autobot, Tex. We don't run. >

< We roll out. >

*Wheeljack transforms, speeding off into the woods.*

[vortex-standing]

annoying fucking prick

[three gunshots is all it takes, and all three land]

[wheeljack-standing]

*Tires squeal as breaks slam, desperately trying to get the momentum manageable enough to transform back into root mode.*

< Yeah, wasn't that good was it... >

*He transforms, though not easily as he rolls a ways away.*

< NIce shot, kid. >

[vortex-standing]

…

[wheeljack-standing]

*Wheeljack, for once, turns off her vocalizer.*

[vortex-standing]

fuckin finally

who woulda guessed all it took to shut you the fuck up is blowin out your tires and legs

Aidy couldve tried that but you know how he is

maybe you know how he is

[wheeljack-standing]

*Through their safety systems blaring, she can just barely make out the words.*

*He tries to turn back on his vocalizer at the mention of First Aid, but can't quite seem to get it to work outside of a chocking wheeze.*

*They can't move their legs.*

*But it can move its servos.*

[vortex-standing]

[BANG BANG BANG]

[wheeljack-standing]

*There is nothing he, or anyone, could do.*

[vortex-standing]

[TW: Robo-Gore!]

fucking asshelm…

[wheeljack-standing]

hey

wheeljack

// @vortex-standing

*Wheeljack nearly asks who it is, before turning around and seeing a corpse-colored Helicopter.*

< I take it your the boyfriend, Vortex? >

< My son told me a lot of great things. >

< Nice to finally meet ya. >

[vortex-standing]

oh so we already know each other

good

makes my life that much easier

ill give you uhhh

five minutes to start running

[wheeljack-standing]

< Expected as much. >

< Just one request before we get started? >

[vortex-standing]

mm

thats what the timers for

[wheeljack-standing]

< Don't gloat about it to Aid. Don't break his heart like that. >

< And keep everyone else out of it. They weren't involved. Just me. >

< Deal? >

[vortex-standing]

two minutes

[wheeljack-standing]

< I'll take that as a yes. >

< I'm an Autobot, Tex. We don't run. >

< We roll out. >

*Wheeljack transforms, speeding off into the woods.*

[vortex-standing]

annoying fucking prick

[three gunshots is all it takes, and all three land]

[wheeljack-standing]

*Tires squeal as breaks slam, desperately trying to get the momentum manageable enough to transform back into root mode.*

< Yeah, wasn't that good was it... >

*He transforms, though not easily as he rolls a ways away.*

< NIce shot, kid. >

[vortex-standing]

…

[wheeljack-standing]

*Wheeljack, for once, turns off her vocalizer.*

[vortex-standing]

fuckin finally

who woulda guessed all it took to shut you the fuck up is blowin out your tires and legs

Aidy couldve tried that but you know how he is

maybe you know how he is

[wheeljack-standing]

*Through their safety systems blaring, she can just barely make out the words.*

*He tries to turn back on his vocalizer at the mention of First Aid, but can't quite seem to get it to work outside of a chocking wheeze.*

*They can't move their legs.*

*But it can move its servos.*

[vortex-standing]

[BANG BANG BANG]

[wheeljack-standing]

hey

wheeljack

// @vortex-standing

*Wheeljack nearly asks who it is, before turning around and seeing a corpse-colored Helicopter.*

< I take it your the boyfriend, Vortex? >

< My son told me a lot of great things. >

< Nice to finally meet ya. >

[vortex-standing]

oh so we already know each other

good

makes my life that much easier

ill give you uhhh

five minutes to start running

[wheeljack-standing]

< Expected as much. >

< Just one request before we get started? >

[vortex-standing]

mm

thats what the timers for

[wheeljack-standing]

< Don't gloat about it to Aid. Don't break his heart like that. >

< And keep everyone else out of it. They weren't involved. Just me. >

< Deal? >

[vortex-standing]

two minutes

[wheeljack-standing]

< I'll take that as a yes. >

< I'm an Autobot, Tex. We don't run. >

< We roll out. >

*Wheeljack transforms, speeding off into the woods.*

[vortex-standing]

annoying fucking prick

[three gunshots is all it takes, and all three land]

[wheeljack-standing]

*Tires squeal as breaks slam, desperately trying to get the momentum manageable enough to transform back into root mode.*

< Yeah, wasn't that good was it... >

*He transforms, though not easily as he rolls a ways away.*

< NIce shot, kid. >

[vortex-standing]

…

[wheeljack-standing]

*Wheeljack, for once, turns off her vocalizer.*

[vortex-standing]

fuckin finally

who woulda guessed all it took to shut you the fuck up is blowin out your tires and legs

Aidy couldve tried that but you know how he is

maybe you know how he is

[wheeljack-standing]

hey

wheeljack

// @vortex-standing

*Wheeljack nearly asks who it is, before turning around and seeing a corpse-colored Helicopter.*

< I take it your the boyfriend, Vortex? >

< My son told me a lot of great things. >

< Nice to finally meet ya. >

[vortex-standing]

oh so we already know each other

good

makes my life that much easier

ill give you uhhh

five minutes to start running

[wheeljack-standing]

< Expected as much. >

< Just one request before we get started? >

[vortex-standing]

mm

thats what the timers for

[wheeljack-standing]

< Don't gloat about it to Aid. Don't break his heart like that. >

< And keep everyone else out of it. They weren't involved. Just me. >

< Deal? >

[vortex-standing]

two minutes

[wheeljack-standing]

< I'll take that as a yes. >

< I'm an Autobot, Tex. We don't run. >

< We roll out. >

*Wheeljack transforms, speeding off into the woods.*

[vortex-standing]

annoying fucking prick

[three gunshots is all it takes, and all three land]

[wheeljack-standing]

*Tires squeal as breaks slam, desperately trying to get the momentum manageable enough to transform back into root mode.*

< Yeah, wasn't that good was it... >

*He transforms, though not easily as he rolls a ways away.*

< NIce shot, kid. >

[vortex-standing]

…

[wheeljack-standing]

hey

wheeljack

// @vortex-standing

*Wheeljack nearly asks who it is, before turning around and seeing a corpse-colored Helicopter.*

< I take it your the boyfriend, Vortex? >

< My son told me a lot of great things. >

< Nice to finally meet ya. >

[vortex-standing]

oh so we already know each other

good

makes my life that much easier

ill give you uhhh

five minutes to start running

[wheeljack-standing]

< Expected as much. >

< Just one request before we get started? >

[vortex-standing]

mm

thats what the timers for

[wheeljack-standing]

< Don't gloat about it to Aid. Don't break his heart like that. >

< And keep everyone else out of it. They weren't involved. Just me. >

< Deal? >

[vortex-standing]

two minutes

[wheeljack-standing]

< I'll take that as a yes. >

< I'm an Autobot, Tex. We don't run. >

< We roll out. >

*Wheeljack transforms, speeding off into the woods.*

[vortex-standing]

annoying fucking prick

[three gunshots is all it takes, and all three land]

[wheeljack-standing]

hey

wheeljack

// @vortex-standing

*Wheeljack nearly asks who it is, before turning around and seeing a corpse-colored Helicopter.*

< I take it your the boyfriend, Vortex? >

< My son told me a lot of great things. >

< Nice to finally meet ya. >

[vortex-standing]

oh so we already know each other

good

makes my life that much easier

ill give you uhhh

five minutes to start running

[wheeljack-standing]

< Expected as much. >

< Just one request before we get started? >

[vortex-standing]

mm

thats what the timers for

[wheeljack-standing]

< Don't gloat about it to Aid. Don't break his heart like that. >

< And keep everyone else out of it. They weren't involved. Just me. >

< Deal? >

[vortex-standing]

two minutes

[wheeljack-standing]

hey

wheeljack

// @vortex-standing

*Wheeljack nearly asks who it is, before turning around and seeing a corpse-colored Helicopter.*

< I take it your the boyfriend, Vortex? >

< My son told me a lot of great things. >

< Nice to finally meet ya. >

[vortex-standing]

oh so we already know each other

good

makes my life that much easier

ill give you uhhh

five minutes to start running

[wheeljack-standing]

< Expected as much. >

< Just one request before we get started? >

[vortex-standing]

mm

thats what the timers for

[wheeljack-standing]

hey

wheeljack

// @vortex-standing

*Wheeljack nearly asks who it is, before turning around and seeing a corpse-colored Helicopter.*

< I take it your the boyfriend, Vortex? >

< My son told me a lot of great things. >

< Nice to finally meet ya. >

[vortex-standing]

oh so we already know each other

good

makes my life that much easier

ill give you uhhh

five minutes to start running

[vortex-standing]

[twirl-standing]

i can show you my favourite methods of on field dissection if you want

// @vortex-standing

☆☆☆GASPPP!!!! OMG REALLY!!!☆☆☆

That is like, SO SWEET!!!! OMAGAWDDD!! I would ☆☆☆TOTALLY LOVE ME SOME ON FIELD DISSECTION!!!☆☆☆ THAT'D BE LIKE, ☆SUPER HELPFUL☆ WHEN I'M IN WEAPON MODE, YEAH?

[vortex-standing]