twenty one pilots: hey how's it goin
me: just fuck me up

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twenty one pilots: hey how's it goin
me: just fuck me up
no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match
I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point
what’s better is that in the uk we actually say “touch wood” so now I’m envisioning the entire team gently and quietly placing their hands on him while oliver looks around in bewilderment
which marvel character you're most like based on the signs
aries: tony stark
taurus: thor
gemini: natasha romanov
cancer: jane foster
leo: peggy carter
virgo: pepper potts
libra: bruce banner
scorpio: bucky barnes
sagittarius: clint barton
capricorn: steve rogers
aquirius: dr. abraham erskine
pisces: james rhodey
ok guys i know i've posted this already but i just thought i'd say it again. i started a new blog, where i'll probably be posting more things, like band stuff. if you want the url for it, send me an ask off anon and it's like 95% guaranteed that i'll give it to you. this goes out to all the twenty one pilots blogs that just followed me too since like i said, i'll be posting them as well.
it's official, i am now a twenty one pilots fan
NO I DON’T THINK ANY OF YOU REALIZE. I LIVE IN A PLACE WHERE THEY FUCKING WEAR T-SHIRTS LIKE THIS ONE. AND THEY ARE EXACTLY THE KIND OF PEOPLE YOU THINK THEY WOULD BE.
Me: *sees a pic of cute girl* Me: …. i wanna die. I want to die.
alright guys, so i'm starting a new blog. if you want the url then message me (off anon) and i will (probably?) give you the url.
so who else hates school with at least 90% of their being
whenever i listen to fall out boy it doesnt matter if i hear the first 3 seconds or im listening to it for an hour. im always ready to fight. who am i fighting? my arch nemesis? the fictional characters i hate the most? my own ass? i don’t know all i know is that im ready to fight
Epiphanies
Me: I would love it if Idris Elba were James Bond.
Dad: ...are you sure?
Me: (ready to get mad) YEAH DAD WHY WOULDN'T I
Dad: Well, it's just... James Bond as a character is misogynistic so would you really want to see him in that role? Treating women badly?
Me: *speechless* I... I don't know. Probably not now that I think about it.
Dad: James Bond is iconic but he is a jerk to women. It's what the franchise is built on.
Me: oh my god
Dad: there are other roles where Idris can wear a suit and is a badass that you won't hate
Me: holy shit
Dad: are you ok
Me: oh my god
"it’s fucking boiling.”
bonus:
NO FUCKING WAY
fall out boy reblog if you agree
Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters
#IF THEY’RE ALL THERE WHO IS OUT DOING SCIENCE
that moment during a concert when u realize that the musicians are actually real and you’re like tf
I thought he was just confused…but no, Pete was literally getting a fucking tattoo done while all of this was going on. This just blows my mind.