Hello, Citizens of Beach City!

I am Mayor Dewey, candidate for 2015 mayor of Beach City! Relect me, or I will be very sweaty! {steven universe rp} {side note: this is a side blog so i can't follow you on here}

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Mayor Dewey? Mayor Dewit

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is pewey okay?

{no, i don’t like that ship}

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  “ Well, I can’t say that I’ve seen that place,    something like that would take a while to    embrace. “ His paws strummed a soft tune    on the strings of his guitar, calm face staring    up at the strangely large man. KK couldn’t    exactly figure out why he would be so tall,    but there’s no room for discrimination here.   “ DJing doesn’t give me enough chance    to visit other towns, but I’ll keep Beach City    in mind. It sounds refined–is it a place for    high class people, all refined and blind to    travelling and wanting to unwind?    …That was over the top, sorry. Is it fancy? “

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“Fancy, is not the word to describe our humble city... It’s more of a small town at most. But it is a bustling one, comprised of nothing but the most upstanding citizens, all who voted, for me. They also enjoy things, out of the ordinary. I’m sure you’d be a welcome guest...!”

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  “ Mayor, huh? We’ve already got a mayor,    so unless you’re just passin’ through, you    may need to knock it down a layer. I should    introduce myself, though–DJ KK Slider’s   my name, and playing guitar? It’s not a game.    Say, where is Beach City, anyways? “

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“Oh, no, don’t get the wrong idea...! I do just fine as mayor of my own town.” He pauses, and looks at the dog’s appropriately dog-sized guitar. A magical, music playing dog. I’ve seen stranger. “Beach City is not far from here! It is located in the, scenic Delmarva! It has a blossoming music scene, perhaps something of interest for a pooch like you!”

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voteformayordewey​ floated through the sea breeze.

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   “ You look like you’ve got a pretty big pride        with that stride you’re pulling off, Dan. Where        you from, man? “

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Wearing his nervous disposition, Mayor Dewey responds to the small dog. “Oh-hoh-hoh, a t-talking dog...! How, strange...! I, mysterious canine, am the revered mayor of the, illustrious Beach City! And you would be?”

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but mayor dewey i need money

I will call security, Jamie. I have limits.

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shes so kawaii so i try so hard to make her squee

My son has a friend whose music says the word “kawaii”. I am not sure what a “squee” is.

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how many suits

Many! As mayor, I must look as sharp as possible!

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give me money for my play

Is this any way to talk to the Mayor, young man? I deserve a more, dignified, request!