"Why Do You Make Me Leave The House"- Thomas Hardy

Laura | she/her | full time fangirl with too many fandoms to name "Laura first picked up a paintbrush when she was 22 months old. She created a masterpiece in only 16 minutes, a painting that gave a real feel of the late expressionism era. Laura could replicate works of the masters Van Gogh at the age of 3. She met the likes of Bansky and Andy Warhol who praised her work greatly. Laura then went on to have paintings at the national potrait gallery at the age of 5. Her work inspires a generation. Now at her residence in Clevedon she reblogs funny posts on tumblr and creates works of art using paint on her laptop." - Biography courtesy of Poppyblossoms (http://poppyblossoms.tumblr.com/)

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[katestewartt]

Traditional Wilfred Mott wearing antlers Christmas post

[egberts]

looks like october is…. octover

[laurassecretlife]

i’m queueing this for next year

[finchjpeg]

Its nowvember

[cosmeretrek]

Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

[cherry-waffles]

Moisturize me

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Happy International Museums Day to the following people:

The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.

The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.

The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.

The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.

Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.

That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.

[myjetpack]

my latest cartoon for New Scientist.

[quotemadness]

Scars on your body show that you have lived; scars on your heart show that you have loved.

Nina Dul

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Scars on your forearm show that once when you were twenty you got an infected cut while driving with your girlfriend through the Yukon Territory and your arm swelled up like an inflated balloon and you didn't know where to even begin trying to find a hospital or clinic so you stopped at a random house that had a red cross outside of it and the lady who lived there turned out to be a nurse and drove you to the doctor's office where the doctor was like "we gotta drain this but I don't have any anesthesia" so he told you to ball your shirt up and bite down on it while he cut you open and he drained an astonishing amount of fluid from your arm then stitched it up with a single stitch and charged you five canadian dollars for the entire affair.

[orrnament]

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

[emperorsfoot]

can you get him to swap our places

[percyjackson-post]

With the casting of season two of PJO coming up, I keep seeing people talk about who they want for certain roles like Tyson, Thalia, Silena, etc., but I think we’re forgetting about the most obvious and important casting decision. By that, I mean I will never be truly happy until Jack Black is cast as Blackjack. I genuinely couldn't care less about the casting; I trust the casting director with my life, but if I don’t get to hear the voice of Jack Black call Walker Scobell "boss,” I don’t think I’ll ever be truly satisfied. If Lin Manuel Miranda can be Hermes, I fully believe we can get Jack Black

[hashtagparksandrec]

[hashtagparksandrec]

today’s the day

[viralfrog]

[toyota-supra]

my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on

[animentality]

[just-taking-adam-break]

A man walked straight into a bar

And then came out

[teaboot]

how dare you

[clubtie]

I was on a bus once when this guy tapped my knee and pointed out that we were the only two people not looking at their phones and then asked what I was thinking about. 

sometimes when I’m having a bad day I relive the moment I saw the his manic pixi dream girl hopes draining from his eyes and fill up with confusion and boredom as I explained to him I was thinking about which Rupaul’s Drag Race challenges Frank n Furter would preform best in and locked him into the conversation until it was my stop

[3000s]

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

[3000s]

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

[3000s]

the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together

[3000s]

people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you

[cannibalchicken]

[gradschoolcryptid]