puta.

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votemaritza

❝that is such bullshit. there’s no way.❞

[votemaritza]

' you callin' me a liar ? '

[hollowcorpsearchive-deactivated]

[votemaritza]

(           ———                 & you have pizza.

[votemaritza]

               ❛ Are you trying to pass off that  promise  as                  a threat? I’ve seen horses shit better meals                  than this. ❜

' i'm sorry ya feel tha' way, bu' don't worry, ya won't have to deal with that anymore. ' grabbing the other's tray, she moves over to the trash, dumping it, & then slamming it on top ; causing a LOUD bang to fill the room.           ' -- ya just won't eat then, BITCH. '

[lipsticklxsbian]

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❝ Free pizza? Where do I sign up? ❞

[votemaritza]

' i'm workin' on gettin' a list. if enough people sign it & shit, i'mma try an' get us pizza three times a week --- at least. '

[votemaritza]

                     ❝ Alex is not — ❞ She cut herself off, aware that                         she probably shouldn’t let herself get so easily                         wound up by the other inmates. Breathe, Piper.                       ❝ I didn’t steal anything. She was in a cartel, I                          was just — you know what, it’s none of your                          business. But she’s not my wife. ❞

' whateva' helps you sleep at nigh', chicka.  bu' you wouldn't be in 'ere if you hadn't  done nothin' ---- ... she so is your wife. '

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votemaritza liked for a starter

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               ❛ This entire table is taken. ❜

[votemaritza]

' fine. be like that. jus' know i work in tha kitchen.. enjoy your meal, it'll be tha last one you'll be gettin' for a while --- puta. '

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Reblog if you give permission for other characters to:

[votemaritza]

Hate yours

Be rude to yours 

Become your character’s enemy

Be willing to attack/fight yours in a plot

Develop a bromance or platonic relationship 

Have or receive UNreciprocated feelings with yours

Team up with your character against others

Otherwise engage in non-romantic interactions

[votemaritza]

                     ❝ My wife? ❞ She swallows thickly, not sure                          how to interpret that. Crazy Eyes? Alex?                          God, prison is just too fucked up, when                          she can’t even outright throw a comeback                          her way. ❝ I don’t have a wife. ❞ Well, that                          was definitely the lamest response ever.

 ' you need ta get your hearin' checked. yes, your wife. '   there's a smirk slowly creeping upon pink lips, trying   to break free, & after a few minutes of fighting it, she   can't stand it anymore & just shakes her head ; dark   locks flying in every direction.  ' yeah you do. the one   you fucked and sold drugs wi' or some shit. i dunno. '

[chocolateandvanillaswirlswirl]

[votemaritza]

' why are you in my bunk ? '

[votemaritza]

"Don’t flatter yourself, pendeja. I’m waiting on you to quit hoggin’ all the hot water. You do have nice tits though.”

' sorry, this water is mine. & it feels fantastic. ----- jus' so you know. bu' if you like tha view THAT much.. i guess you can watch, if you give me some o' that eyeliner. '

[votemaritza]

+ waspychapman

' where your wife at, t. swift? '

[votemaritza]

+ rxckabilly.

' are you gonna watch me showa or what, puta? i know i'm HOT bu -- can't i have a 'lil privacy?  '

[crymeariverphoenix]

Maritza+Flaca

[maritza-pizza]

[votemaritza]

' all i'm sayin' is that we betta be gettin pizza at this halloween party, i ain't puttin' up with that shit. '

[votemaritza]

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

‘ ugh,  i dunno — prob cryin' or some shit.                                         why you asking ? ‘