voxelmouse

piso mojito

[voxelmouse]

sadly i couldn’t enjoy this world class journalism because of a paywall, ironic considering lindsey graham’s assistance in blocking a $35 cap on insulin.

anyway! tell me more about his heroic efforts to save ukraine!

[voxelmouse]

what the fuck. i’m right here. like im right here man

[cryptotheism]

Wednesday devoured, Thursday all that remains.

[voxelmouse]

just woke up and i have unfortunate news

[voxelmouse]

*does a brutal doom slayer style finisher on the fucker who invented captchas*

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[cryptotheism]

There should be more types of ovation. Spinning, prone, supplicating. We have barely scratched the surface of ovation techniques.

[voxelmouse]

read this as ovulation but honestly i was still like okay yeah, preach

[depsidase]

[voxelmouse]

it sure is

[voxelmouse]

got my thingy blown off by a bouncing betty in nam and the VA issued me a strap

[enki2]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them

[voxelmouse]

(guy who has survived at least one ios update)

[sailatina3]

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[anonymusbosch]

got 30 ish free tangerines and they're not easy peel clementines but my lust for them is undimin is dhed. my hands are covered in juice. as is my phone. and my self. and my table. but such is the price of free tsngerone. i stopped tyoing this posy 4 time to eat anothrt tangerine

[voxelmouse]

the price of free tsngerone got our hero acting unwise

[depsidase]

[voxelmouse]

master chief? you mind telling me why there’s a legally questionable off brand spartan shooting a gun at six dogs in this mini golf course?

[voxelmouse]

obtaining one (1) potion of greater harming