god =/= saint

i can have anything; anything i ever wanted. this is mine. it's all mine.

[ozcobblehot-archive]

god =/= saint

this is my woden playlist, inconsistent and undecided just like our boy

shoutout to @hollyknight, @thewickedandthehufflepuff and @officialcombaticons for help, thanks pals

[vv0d3n]

;)

[vv0d3n]

/i keep forgetting about wanting to restart this thing lmao/

[nonemoremorrigan]

-OPEN RP STARTER -

“Who dares to disturb Mistress Morrigan as she feeds? I would have thee know that this is a particularly good falafel. What do you want from me?”

[vv0d3n]

“To talk. Or to look at you. Haven’t decided yet.”

[nonemoremorrigan]

“Haven’t decided? Or do you just not want to decide? You risk incurring the wrath of Badb with this milk-livered talk. If you have aught to say that is not of your usual poisonous fare. And you may only talk. Your eyes rest for a second in that way upon myself and they shall soon be nowhere near your face, mask or no.”

[vv0d3n]

“Girl, I think it’s high time for you to learn how to speak english. Proper english, Modern english.”

[nonemoremorrigan]

-OPEN RP STARTER -

“Who dares to disturb Mistress Morrigan as she feeds? I would have thee know that this is a particularly good falafel. What do you want from me?”

[vv0d3n]

“To talk. Or to look at you. Haven’t decided yet.”

[gazikodzo]

it true doe.

[tsellington]

Cosplay done right.

[kingrudegyalchina]

This should have more notes

[valuedbeauty]

@thetallblacknerd 

[lmsig-deactivated20220804]

Probably the best one I have seen

[kickrockswithflipflops]

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS

[chirpchirpmuahaha]

insp. (x)

[vv0d3n]

//:C//

[vv0d3n]

//hey, ho, bill cipher rprs, i’m a roleplayer from totally different fandom, but i have an idea for a crossover plot with my piece of shit muse and bill, so please, hmu.//

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[vv0d3n]

two of a kind

[vv0d3n]

And few hours later, it was 7:30; he yawned and left his room to walk through empty, quiet corridors. He liked it like that; nobody to bother him. Nobody to whisper behind his back.

The majority of other agents were away; Ananke rarely sent him on missions, because - thanks to the fact his face was all covered in scars - he wasn’t good at blending in. He preferred it that way; he could stay behind and do nothing, occasionally taking reports from Valkyries and serving as Ananke’s - and Pantheon’s in general - tech support and intel provider.

He didn’t like the perspective of going away, not at all.

It was 7:50 when he sat down in debriefing room, glancing at Minerva’s file that was lying on the table in front of him. He had it memorized; he had all of Pantheon’s files memorized.

[agirlandherowl]

Some of the time waiting for 8pm to roll around was spent trying to guess what she might be assigned to do for her first mission. She quickly found that it had little point; Ananke liked to throw them curve balls, and if the fact that Woden was apparently involved in this said anything it was that she likely couldn’t predict what she would be tasked with.

Time ticked by rather quickly after that. In fact, Minerva might have been late had she not seen the time at the bottom of her computer’s screen from the corner of her eye. She had a little over ten minutes. 

After putting on some shoes, she headed towards the debriefing room. With a couple minutes to spare, Minerva arrived to find Woden was already waiting for her. Of course. Without a word, she closed the door behind her and took a seat across from him.

[vv0d3n]

“You’re on time. Good. It won’t give you bonus points, but it’s good.”

He looked at her, trying to determine whether she’s nervous or afraid; he liked to know how far he can push before the other person will break and spill some potentially useful informations or opinions.

“You and me, girl, are going to a shithole in eastern Europe. Poland. We’re going to a capital city, but it’s still a shithole. You will be spying on someone who might be dangerous; it’s up to you to determine whether this person poses a threat. Now I know you’re wondering why am I going with you.”

He leaned forward a bit, staring at Minerva’s face.

“And trust me, I don’t know either. I’m not fond of working with children.”

[ofgodsandgoddesses]

dj-vv0d3n

“Fangirl-girl, it’s obvious. You’re obsessed with my dearest dead friend. Sadly, you’ve come to a wrong person. I won’t help you.”

He tilts his head and crosses his arms.

“Nothing personal. I just like watching you struggle.”

Placing her hands on her hips, she raised a brow.

Dearest friend. Yeah, okay.

“I’m assuming it’s my bad for even considering coming to you.” She sighs, rubbing the back of her neck. She really was obvious.

“And can you stop with the girl-girl thing? I get it - I’m a girl.”

[vv0d3n]

“Yeah, Laura. Why did you come to me? You should have known better, than coming to a famous dickhead.”

He turns around, feeling grateful for the fact she can’t see his facial expressions.

“I’ll take my leave now. Unless there is something more you wanted to discuss..? Laura?”

[vv0d3n]

dj-vv0d3n ----> vv0d3n

[vv0d3n]

1. woden now has a new theme, whooo

2. i’m sorry for disappearing suddenly; i’ve been having a terribly rough week. i’ll be back tomorrow though, because i resolved my issues and i’m ready to get back into everything i have put on hold.

[vv0d3n]

at least you're not transphobic ....

I can’t say if you’re serious. Are you serious? It’s hard to say without seeing your face.

[vv0d3n]

how do you find the valkyries? Is it like a "woden's next fuckbuddy" casting show? wait, we should sell this to a privite tv channel.

We should. I’ll get to that. 

And how do I find them? Usually they come to me and then we… Talk. And then I decide whether she’s made of valkyrie material or not. 

[ofgodsandgoddesses]

dj-vv0d3n

ofgodsandgoddesses started following dj-vv0d3n

“Fangirl-girl, always… a… Yeah, no, we both know I’m lying here. Anyway, what brings you here? Still seeking “the truth”? Or just looking for some quality company?”

She rolls her eyes. If they’d gone any further, theyshe’d probably be blind. Folding her arms over her chest, she spoke.

“No and hell no –”

She pauses.

That first bit was a lie.

“…maybe. How did you even know..?”

[vv0d3n]

“Fangirl-girl, it’s obvious. You’re obsessed with my dearest dead friend. Sadly, you’ve come to a wrong person. I won’t help you.”

He tilts his head and crosses his arms.

“Nothing personal. I just like watching you struggle.”