REQUIEM. (ap)

affiliated. apartment 303.

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kuyuzhishi replied to your post: rachel watching ragna fuck up even her most basic...

immmm fucking losing my sh i t

          blazblue, rachel vs. ragna pre-battle dialogue, circa 2008

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kuyuzhishi‌:

@vvampir replied to your post:          “The hospital…!”

i’m here to help

So… you mean… we can team up……?

Oh, I’m certain I can call in an old favor... 

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rachel watching ragna fuck up even her most basic instructions

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@shouyoku replied to your post: rachel about to call ragna’s ass and bribe him...

i fuckin LOST it my dude

this one’s probably more accurate 

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rachel about to call ragna’s ass and bribe him with the knowledge that litchi’s here too so he’ll actually show up

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“ you can live in the cave ” - terumi

✦  :  BUZZFEED UNSOLVED.  accepting.  

                ❝   Au contraire, I arrived here first — which means you should be banished to the cave.  ❞    SHE  flips a ponytail over her shoulder, barely even offering him a huff — to react too strongly would only encourage him, and to react too little would spurn him to offend her senses even longer. 

                ❝   I outrank you not only in class, but also in timing. The next time you appear where you don’t belong, you’ll know to be punctual.    ❞ 

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“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

✦  :  BUZZFEED UNSOLVED.  accepting. 

              JIN   Kisaragi has managed what few before have dared to try: he’s managed to say something so utterly nonsensical and unprompted that it’s stunned her — so much so that her lips are parted in astonishment, baring fangs that have only found purchase once. 

                 ❝   I beg pardon ?  ❞   Rachel asks, a stunned lilt accompanying the exhale — dare one assume it’s the hint of laughter ?  ❝   Why, that’s ridiculous !  Nago would taste absolutely atrocious… Merely imagining the taste is enough to make my delicate stomach churn.  ❞

                  ❝   It could’ve been a Freudian slip, Princess — maybe someone else wants to wake up in the middle of the night and —  ❞   The cat in question is cut off rather abruptly as she  SNAPS  her furry parasol shut with surprising strength, soliciting a  YOWL  heard throughout the ward. 

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sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

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SCIAPHILLIA.

         HE CAN’T CALL IT RELIEF, but he can’t call it full blown anger either. He’s not happy when he sees that short stature, those pigtails, the piles upon piles of frills. He seethes, but also smiles, seeing an opportunity in encountering the woman he deeply and most sincerely despises.

There’s a very real chance that he’s at a disadvantage. He has next to nothing, and he doesn’t know if Rachel managed to retain more than he has. He has to find out somehow, whether it be from observation or interaction. But, he’s not patient, not now at least. He’s died before, seen his intricate schemes decimated and his rightful godhood stripped away. As far as he’s concerned, he’s hit rock bottom with nowhere left to fall. So why should he give a shit about caution?

There’s a couple of discarded beer bottles near where he’s watching from. He picks one up, and chucks it at her with as much force as he can muster. With how far away she is, he can’t be sure it’ll hit her, but even if it gets her attention, it’s a success.

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             EVEN   before he can open that unsightly mouth of his, she senses his presence. It’s a presence Rachel Alucard knows all too well --- intricately, the sort of inherent ‘knowing’ that comes from countless timelines observed... And experienced, and banished, and altogether frowned upon. She’s thankful for the distance, as the sudden appearance has her stiffening in an abrupt way that she never would have shown outwardly before. Not only was he supposed to be long gone, but she hasn’t forgotten what one of the two sorry entities that inhabit that mangy body had done... The very thought invited the searing pain to return off memory alone, and so she banishes it. 

             Her thoughts are interrupted by a distinct whirring noise, glass whistling through the air. Most would see it as a childish means of attracting attention ( and it is ), but Rachel also remembers the unease she herself felt upon first entering this place --- not knowing where she stood compared to the powerful beings around her was easily the worst part. Was he testing her abilities... ?  At any rate, she lacks the sense of distorted time an Observer earned her --- she merely moves instinctively to the side; it turned out to not be needed, seeing as the bottle crashed against a wall a good ten feet to the right of where she’d been standing. It works in her favor, though... She could still only use her abilities sparingly. 

                   ❝   Throwing things now, are we ?  I dare say I almost preferred when you’d  BARK.   ❞

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only-a-chilling-elegy replied to your post “                 ❝   Round or flat, what does it matter ? The earth...”

That's exactly what a FLAT EARTHER would say, Rachel!!!

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                ❝   ... Mister Hero, are you striving to usurp the title of Grand Disappointment from one man in particular ?  To covet has never suited you, but now least of all.  ❞

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                 ❝   Round or flat, what does it matter ? The earth still manages to maintain its orbit, and fools still manage to act like fools.   ❞

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uwu

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