Ｔｈｅ Ｓｈｉｎｉｎｇ， Ｓｈｏｃｋｉｎｇ Ｓ?

[vxlkner]

{ Does anyone want to do a battle on ORAS? 4 trainers or 1-on-1? My muse to rp is still a little iffy and I'm bored. }

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"Are you sure that you don’t need any help in carrying that? It looks rather heavy."

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"Eh?" At the sound of someone's voice, Volkner turned his head to search for the source of it and ended up being face-to-face with, Norman. The Electric-type gym leader wasn't very familiar with this exact Region... Let alone the trainers or gym leaders whom lived on it.

"Help? Ah, no thanks. It's not all that heavy." Replied the young man who was very clearly struggling to keep a good grip on the box of wires and metals and it was pretty obvious by the quiet grunts he made as he tried to not drop the items. He'd be dammed if he had to go back to buy replacements and carry them again.

[vxlkner]

“.... Seriously, what time is it?”

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Anon hour starts now. Nothing goes unanswered.

IC questions, smut starters, ect. Anything goes.

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:// When and IF I reach 100 followers would anyone be interested in a Pokemon Giveaway? Volkner's Pokemon team. EV trained and everything. All of them ready for competitive battling and shiny I guess since I only have them as shinies.

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aniimulus replied to your post:I once sat in an electric chair, It was a shocki

Does a twirl. “My name is Kotone!”

"Kotone, eh? Alright. My name's Volkner, I'm the Gym Leader of Sunyshore City."

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"Learn to laugh at a good pun, Metal-head." Bonks his head.

“Voolkner, it’s not funny though!!”

[vxlkner]

"You're right. They're not funny. They're hilarious. But bare with it, Riley 'cause they're here to stay."

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I once sat in an electric chair, It was a shocking experience.

"....I like you. What's your name? Your puns are good. I need them written down for future emergencies."

[vxlkner]

When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.

"I would'a been too."

[vxlkner]

The electrician got his supplies at the outlet store.

"Why would he--..." Think about that for a moment. Let it sink in.

"HA!" Atta'boy.

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bodaciousbotany replied to your post:[ As much as he’d hate to admit it,

well there’s no shock there, but you did spark my interest!

Snorts. "Then wire we continuing?"

[vxlkner]

do not cremate geologists. you gotta barium

Barium.....Barium. Bari-- Barry... Bury.-- -Bury them. He thinks about this for a moment before snorting as he made an attempt to hold back his laugh.

"Get out of here."

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[ As much as he'd hate to admit it, Volkner loves puns. Especially really cheesy ones that no one else finds funny. His favorite puns are ones about electricity. ]

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vatnlifsins replied to your post:fu ck i love volkner so much but every time i

[ :u Nah man he’s just an angry lemon ]

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fu ck i love volkner so much but every time i look at him i just always see minato from naruto this factor hurts me.

:// The heck are you talking about? Volkner IS the 4th Hokage. SIT DOWN. This man is a legend. He IS the Yellow Flash! The Fourth Fire Shadow! Volkner Namikaze has always been here!

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The 8th icon in your folder is your muse's reaction to being asked if they're a virgin

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:// This blog is not dead! Mun is still on semi-hiatus because of health reasons. My cold went away but now my allergies are acting up. It's like mother nature has made me her personal target... Anyhow if anyone wants to plot something just drop by my askbox! I might not be able to rp right away but I can just as heck plot. It'll help me get some motivation as well.