[1five1two]

Tiny mushrooms growing on a Douglas fir pine cone.

[welcome-to-webkinz-world]

finally

[thatll-do]

me when my trans friend comes out to me as a man

[leerings]

ok i know tik tok is shameful but wow….. this is so good

[powerfulwizard]

I’m a sick fuck I like to kiss ducks

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gross-kid]

[pleasedontsqueezetheshhh]

My youngest piano student made me a book and it’s pretty cool.

[insomnova]

just saw a post saying that palpatine was one of the only healthy relationships anakin had as an adult and i’m literally just sitting here like

[officialunitedstates]

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.  Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.  Teach a man wildlife conservation and his children will be able to eat fish too.

[refurbthecat]

Encounter: Wild Catloaf!

“I use my action to pet the Catloaf.”

“AAH FUCK”

[darkspaces666]

[frawgs]

i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay

[frawgs]

WAIT THAT MEANS

[samephonewhothis]

[jedthewolfdog]

does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality 

[jedthewolfdog]

more to the point why do i get that feeling when im sitting on top of my kitchen table watching a velveeta mac and cheese pack spin in the microwave for three and a half minutes and im just like I Exist I Am Here And Theres Nothing I Can Do About It 

[jedthewolfdog]

okay this one wins, everyone can stop reblogging this now 

[shrimplydelicious]

“I’m finally going to write! I have a great idea!”

[edgelord-trashcan]

LAUGHS LOUDLY

[local-baby-boy-peter-parker]

[squidbroom]

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

[local-chibi-girl]

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

[anticritical-lapis]

Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

[addycted]

The Alan Turing statue on my campus

[beefgameplays-deactivated202105]

wait fuck this is soooooo important always reblog

[jellyfishjammer]

Me Dec 31 2018 11:59 pm:

Me Jan 1 2019 12:00 pm:

[pervocracy]

observations from urgent care

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

[cameoappearance]

Solution: Don’t have knees.

[dividusyliaster]

Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

[dividusyliaster]

D I S G U S T