Night Feelings

[administrates-blog]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 10 years

Me: 

[liartownusa]

[slimetony]

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

[c3po]

no idea what this means

[slimetony]

lemon lime spine

[my-teen-quote]

[shakchunni]

do i deserve back pain at this age

[dankmemeuniversity]

[compulsive]

[daijoubougie]

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

I hope whoever made this has an awful day

[trauma420]

that weird trauma dichotomy where you’ve always been considered more grown up and mature than your peers but now that you’re an adult you feel like you’re still a child emotionally

[winemom-culture]

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

[sleep-safe]

this is…. meta as fuck

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?

[neuroces]

ok firstly I’m traumatized, not crazy, so jot that down

[sultrylovers]

me after someone hears me talking to myself 

[neckkiss]

10 Things I Hate About You

[with-practice]

Raindrop.

[with-practice]

Big Cock.

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

s*ckin on his d*ck im a thot thot 😔

[1612th-deactivated20120325]

in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything and i started crying

[anxietyproblem]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.”

—

Douglas Coupland