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Priest: Do you, Nakahara Chuuya, take Dazai Osamu, to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Chuuya: I do.

Dazai: *whispering* That’s gay.

❝ He was a friend. The man who gave me a reason to quit the Port Mafia and join the Detective Agency. Without him, I may have stayed in the Mafia, murdering people. ❞

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I love that surprised look on Chuuya’s face when Dazai gently touched his cheek to nullify Corruption

But now let’s put all the sexual hints aside and let’s talk about how gentle Dazai is with Chuuya.

He let him rest on his lap when he was too exhausted from Corruption that he couldn’t move a single finger, when he was vulnerable, and he protected him from Shibusawa’s ability by never letting him go. He is touching Chuuya’s hair so softly I bet he petted his hair a lot while our attention was on Atsushi fighting Shibu

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”Nothing in this world can fill that lonely hole you have. You will wander the darkness for eternity.”

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Todoroki: Midoriya, are you All Might’s secret love child or something?

Midoriya: I-It’s not-um…-it’s not like that… W-why do you ask?

Todoroki: Well… Lately, I’ve just been thinking of conspiracy theories about pro heroes… Like Aizawa-sensei and Shinsou, you know? *mutters* Besides, it’d be pretty awkward if I ended up dating my teacher’s son

Midoriya: *so excited that he missed the last part* Now that you say it, it makes a lot of sense… *starts scribbling theories in his notebook*

Facing the League of Villains

Midoriya: *cross-referencing his notebook from memory* Dabi, are you… um… Endeavor’s s-secret love child…?

Dabi: Unfortunately, yes.

Todoroki: wait wHAT-