Humanity's Gayest

100% totally canon stuff said by Horseface and Freckled Jesus

[tatsudai]

everybody loves a well-dressed man ヽ(´▽｀；)/  (this is for that bb who requested palette #5 + jean in a suit)

[incorrectjeanmarco]

Marco: It sounds like your asking me on a man date.

Jean: Marco, why are you so afraid of loving me?

[incorrectjeanmarco]

Sorry for the unexpected hiatus! The last few months have been completely bonkers. Senior year has been kicking my ass with the workload. My mom got diagnosed with cancer. I got my heart broken.

Between all the drama and craziness, I just didn't have it in me to keep up with this blog.

But things are calming down and I'm back now! If you're still following me even though it's been for-freaking-ever since I posted, thank you so much for your patience and support.

[incorrectjeanmarco]

Before I do anything, I ask myself: would Eren do that? If the answer is yes, I don't do that thing

Jean at some point

[lifedreamerphantasai]

When you close your eyes, You can see the day rewind, All the laughs and stupid fights, You and I we roll like thunder in the skies. Just like a party breaks at dawn, It never stops for long.

Skylar Grey I Will Return

Keep reading

[incorrectjeanmarco]

I’m bisexual and confused. Not about being bisexual, I just never know what’s going on.

Jean, probably

[incorrectjeanmarco]

I don't have a big group of friends, just two or three people who probably don't want me to die

Jean at some point

[incorrectjeanmarco]

What's your asthetic? Favorite word? 😄😆😁💐🌺🌹

this is my aesthetic: 

favorite word is probably the f-bomb. It can go anywhere and has so many connotations! 

[incorrectjeanmarco]

2 5 6 7 10 11 18 20 22 27 36 37 38 39 40 46 47 48!

2. favorite color as a kid vs now?

when i was younger, I loved any and all shades of blue, especially sky blue. Now it’s a toss up between dove gray and dandelion yellow. 

already answered 5

6. optimist, pessimist, opportunist, or realist?

I’m an opti-realist. I look on the bright side, but life has punched me in the face quite a bit. 

7. First kiss?

I have this friend who’s really cute and most of our friendship is just flirting back and forth. After school one day we were at his house and he was looking at references for haircuts. In his seach, a picture of Jensen Ackles came up. I teased “You could be Dean Winchester!” and which he responded “I’ll be your Dean Winchester any day.” So I laughed and said, “Guess that makes me Castiel.” and then kissed him. It was cute. We’re still friends (and only friends) and now I have the story of my first kiss being a Supernatural reference. 

10. Do you wear dresses and skirts?

Not really. I’ll wear them for cosplay, and I’d like to wear them more casually, but wearing skirts and dresses makes it really hard to pass as androynous and I’d rather not be called ‘she’ all the time. 

11. what’s your hair like? 

I just redyed it a few days ago, so right now it’s a dark blue with green undertones (kinda a peacock color palette). It was a pixie cut but I’m growing it out so it’s really fluffy and does’t like to behave. 

18. comfort book?

The Little Prince. RUnners up: Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Saenez, Carry On by Rainbow Rowell. 

20. Do you fall in love easily? 

Oh yeah definitely. 

22 describe your life in three words

what the heckie

27. what makes you smile? 

bad puns. happy memories. cat gifs. friends. 

36 already answered 

37. are you quiet or loud?

I can be either, depending on who I’m with. I prefer to be quiet and observe rather than partake in social stuff, but if things are getting awkwardly quiet I have no issue starting conversations or introducing people.

38. favorite time period?

Shakespearean England. Or maybe the roaring twenties? 

39. favorite fashion fad that went away?

jean jackets covered in pins. I’m bringing it back though. Just you wait. 

40. Best dream/worst nightmare?

my best dream is probably the one where I got tacos with the Doctor and Amy Pond. Worst nightmare was the one where i was locked in a room that was pitch black and was slowly being filled with a dark sludge that suffocated me. 

46. do you blush?

YES SO MUCH

47. Do you feel everything, nothing, or you don’t know what you feel?

yes to all

48. Are you a crier? Do you smile?

yes, but I never let people see me cry. I smile quite a bit though. Gotta fake it til you make it :)

[incorrectjeanmarco]

Jean, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all have

Marco at some point

[incorrectjeanmarco]

Marco: Because in 10 years, I guarantee you, I will be Jean's second husband! Jean: What happened to my first husband? Marco: nothing you can prove

[incorrectjeanmarco]

5 and 15?? Am I allowed to do more than one?

Love at first sight?Kinda. I think that you can have instant connections with people, but to really truly love someone you need to know them in a way you can’t get from first impressions.

Tea, coffee, or hot cocoa?Tea. I drink way too much of that majestic leaf juice; I’m pretty sure it’s mostly tea just coursing through my veins at this point.

ask as many as you like, fam :)

[incorrectjeanmarco]

Cat, Dog, or Horse person? 🐎🐴🐈🐱🐶🐕

CAT!!!! cat person all the way. I have three and I love them to death. Even when they wake me up at 3 in the morning.

[bunerabunny]

Adorable Asks! 🌸

(I’m making this a regular thing on my blog now!)

Put Adorable asks, and the number of the question in my ask box, and I’ll answer!

1. Have you met your soul mate?

2. Favorite color when you were younger, and now?

3. Do you wear eye-shadow? What color?

4. Are you in love right now?

5. In your opinion, is love at first sight real?

6. Are you an optimist, realist, opportunist, or pessimist?

7. First kiss details? (If you haven’t been kissed, reply how and if you would like to be.)

8. Do you own stickers, an stationary?

9. What’s your aesthetic?

10. Do you wear dresses, and skirts?

11. What is your hair like?

12. Does time go by fast or slow to you?

13. What time do you go to bed? What time do you wake up?

14. Favorite sweet food?

15. Tea, coffee, or hot cocoa?

16. Space, Ocean, City, or Forest?

17. Favorite game as a child?

18. Comfort book?

19. Princess, Fairy, Mermaid, or Unicorn?

20. Do you fall in love easily?

21. Favorite word?

22. Describe your life in 3 words.

23. Do you dance? Slow dance?

24. Do you wear fake nails, or paint your nails?

25. Has anyone ever confessed to you?

26. Do you lie?

27. What makes you smile?

28. Have you ever cried in a book or movie?

29. When and who was your first crush?

30. Marriage or kids?

31. Are you superstitious?

32. Who’s your 3 am thought?

33. Do you like candy? What’s your favorite candy?

34. Favorite holiday?

35. Favorite season?

36. Cat or dog person?

37. Are you quiet or loud?

38. Favorite time period? (80′s, 60′s, etc.)

39. Favorite fashion fad that went away?

40. The best dream/ worst nightmare you’ve ever had?

41. Worst fear as a kid?

44. Do you flirt?

45. What’s your style?

46. Do you blush?

47. Do you feel everything, nothing, or you don’t know what to feel?

48. Are you a crier? Do you smile?

49. First love?

50. Last love?

[incorrectjeanmarco]

Jean: I want you back Marco: three words, eight letters. Say it and I'm yours. Jean: I got food? Marco: ...you know me so well.

[incorrectjeanmarco]

Jean: Marco, you're such a great friend. Marco: Dawwwww! Dude, I'm your only friend :)

[incorrectjeanmarco]

Marco: Jean, if we get out of this alive, I'm going to kill you! Jean: So what's my incentive to live?