Neuering!

Anton Zaslavski and DFB are my heroes. Dude, you're not even funny. Dancing Müller is my life. 

[dpcphotography]

When the morning comes

[family2foot]

Manuel Neuer with his girlfriend, Nina

[wakemeupbrother]

nO

[sel-is-bornthisway]

[wakemeupbrother]

Relationship Goals

[footballconfessions2k]

[wakemeupbrother]

SAME.

[motherofzedd]

[wakemeupbrother]

Jesus.

[wakemeupbrother]

Guys, it's my bday rn

omg

MANUUU

[oblwankenobi]

holger u think this is a fuckin joke

[wakemeupbrother]

shhhhh he's tall

[meine-wolfboy-deactivated201412]

Everyone calling Manuel Neuer ugly and Ronaldo hot.

Ugh. Personally I don’t find Ronaldo attractive in anyway.

[perfectionistic-dreams]

they both ugly but compared to manuel cris is hot

[meine-wolfboy-deactivated201412]

Did you just?

[perfectionistic-dreams]

but hey it’s good that we have different tastes, imagine us all thirsting for one single guy, now that would be weird

[meine-wolfboy-deactivated201412]

Lol true. The poor guy would be like "Ummm…."

[wakemeupbrother]

can i taste Neuer? i mean... yeah...it would be nice(?

u know, forget that k. I don't exist *dissapears in darkness*

[persoup]

Benedikt ‘Not a Model’ Höwedes

[wakemeupbrother]

Oh my Benedikt

[wakemeupbrother]

gERMANYYY

[meine-wolfboy-deactivated201412]

Because feghoti and I come up with weird things and I had this brilliant idea.

*PLEASE DO NOT POST THIS ON ANOTHER SITE. I WILL FIND YOU*

"Poldi! Poldi wake up" Bastian hissed shaking his roommates shoulder.

"Whaaattt?" Moaned Lukas. "What do you want? I’m too tired to-"

"Thomas is being...

Since that day, skeleton wasn't the same

[wakemeupbrother]

[meine-wolfboy-deactivated201412]

Manuel Neuer is ugly

u sure?

[wakemeupbrother]

ugly?

THOMAS25MULLER, HOLD MY POODLE

[tiefeisberg]

The taller ones don’t know what teases him the most!

[lewandioski]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHILIPP LAHM! - November 11, 1983 

[wakemeupbrother]

Oh Captain, my captain

[dxbayern]

[footballconfessions2k]

[wakemeupbrother]

HE/SHE LIES.

[meine-wolfboy-deactivated201412]

I hope everyone is enjoying “Die Mannschaft” as I sit here in Canada unable to watch the film.

[wakemeupbrother]

I hope everyone is enjoying "Die Mannschaft" as I sit here in Mexico unable to watch the film.  Fuck.