WAKISIMO

My girlfriend says I have to be more positive, and she's right, but all that judgement has to go somewhere. So, this blog is my not-so-clandestine attempt to stuff all my cynicism into a tiny digital pillowcase, which I can then use to smother wak people to death in my mind.

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Scientology Goes After the South Park Guys... Holy Frak!

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This is the most embarrassing thing to come out of Miami since...well, ever.

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"In fact, Davila (a bartender at Transit) accuses the owner of fatally neglecting the business. "The owner, Will Edwards, refused to keep the bar stocked, book bands, or even show up at his own business. He kept us open just long enough to filter all the money to his new venture, Kork Wine and Cheese."

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#PrayForRickRoss? Really, Twitter? Why on Earth would you waste a prayer on Rick Ross?

I mean, what a positive message: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdTAlbL72W8

Big Meech: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mafia_Family

Larry Hoover: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Hoover

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Friends don't let friends POST before they FACT-CHECK.  Don't be wak.  Use Snopes.com.

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NETFLIX admits that QWIKSTER was an epic #FAIL, and will not separate services.

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"A father attacked his 18-year-old son with a sword in California, after accusing him of being lazy and not doing chores, the Los Angeles Times reported Monday."

California Man Attacks 'Lazy' Son With Sword Over House Chores, Police Say

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MARLINS UNVEIL SANTERIA IDOL FOR NEW STADIUM.

CLICK TO SEE IT IN MOTION!

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"Elvy Musikka, 72, who suffers from glaucoma, lights a marijuana cigarette, one of many she regularly receives from the U.S. Government, at her home in Eugene, Ore., Tuesday, Sept. 27, 2011. For the past three decades, the federal government has been providing a handful of patients with some of the highest grade marijuana around. The program grew out of a 1976 court settlement that created the country’s first legal pot smoker."

For God's sake, LEGALIZIT!

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After a ginormous asshole reporter and blog put the unconfirmed death of Apple Guru Steve Jobs on blast about a month ago, the tragic moment has finally actually arrived. 

The Genius is dead.

Today is truly, truly Wakisimo.

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I love Apple, but this is why I have an Android phone...

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#AppleFAIL: With the recent retirement of Steve Jobs, the buzz about the Amazon Fire, and a live, underwhelming news conference going on, this is the last thing that Apple needs.  (Screenshot taken @ 12pm on October 4th)

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Newsman looks like Rapist looks like Newsman.

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Home "scholers" for Perry???  Uh, oh...

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This is what I hate about PETA and frankly some "militant" Vegans.  This ad mocks a 21-year-old spear-fisherman who was attacked last weekend by a Bull Shark that "left a 15 inch gash that exposed his thigh bone".