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[walkerdreamer99]

campanileghost replied to your post: send help i taught eden poker and her poker face...

Isn’t Eden too young to be learning gambling games?

you’re never too young to get a jump on your future opponents

[walkerdreamer99]

send help i taught eden poker and her poker face is unbeatable because she just smiles and laughs the whole time.  ive lost my car and the bakery so far

[weirdlandtv]

MTV logos.

MTV was such a big design and animation platform back then (1980s/1990s). Is there anything comparable today?

[jca-archive]

Hiroshi Nagai - still of the night IV

[tokyostreetphoto]

Swagger, Shibuya 渋谷

[my-pastel-paradise]

80s Knitting Patterns

[walkerdreamer99]

Oh god.  Oh god.  Nick’s done this before, and plenty of times with Damian, but whenever it’s just him and the kids, there suddenly seem to be exponentially more kids. 

Eden takes pity on him as the triplets rip through the house by screaming “Nick said it’s time to bake brownies!” even though he’s said no such thing, but baking is his comfort zone, so he’s down with it.  He lets the kids mix the batter with their hands, and maybe sneak a taste of it a couple times when they think he isn’t looking--(”Look, D, it’s 2020, no one gets salmonella anymore--”)--but then they start flinging it at each other while making monkey noises so they lose the privilege of mixing.  While the brownies are baking, it’s time to play Cinderella, which involves cleaning while pretending mice are talking to you, so Nick sits in the corner and occasionally answers the kids in a little squeaky voice.

[walkerdreamer99]

[vent]

i wonder if damians being talking to val or if that was a really good guess.  either that or tarot is real. ha

[goodlesson]

[573p5]

[al-uqdah]

Saturday Tea Time Reminder

Just a reminder that we’ll be holding Tea Time at Baked Goods this evening. Bring the kids! Nick has kindly agreed to a Children’s Special Item discount.

[thunderbirdgeoise]

do I count as kids

[al-uqdah]

Yes, Eden and the triplets will be delighted to see you there. Please don’t ask Nick to “hook you up” again, though.

[thunderbirdgeoise]

aw hell ya. what hook up? i’ve never even looked at an edible. i’ve never weeded before in my life

[walkerdreamer99]

not from my fucking shop you havent

[walkerdreamer99]

aye

[70sscifiart]

”Encounter,” by Frank Frazetta

[projecteurmusic]

C O L L A P S E

[walkerdreamer99]

you ate a whole ass penny once.  on a dare.  when you were 15.  

[eel-and-co]

if u eat a penny does it just stay inside you for 20 years like chewing gum, or does it grow into a dollar like a watermelon

[armhaver]

the second one. also it was totally worth it.

[walkerdreamer99]

it was my penny. im still waiting for the return on my investment.

[walkerdreamer99]

you ate a whole ass penny once.  on a dare.  when you were 15.  

[eel-and-co]

hello new friends i am new to town and have some questions

why does that olympic triathlete have 12 children

whats a girl gotta do to get a good burger

do that girl got antlers…

is that a bakery or a dispensary

any of you nature people got those balls of algae moss that grow in water?

is that CAROLYN FXCKING MUNOZ on your LOCAL RADIO STATION??????????

whos the babe on the motorcycle and can you attach an engine to my chair so i can vroom along with you

have you met eel? she might be meeting you soon if u havent so beware

[walkerdreamer99]

hey new to town im nick 

   1. because he’s cultivating the dilf look very carefully

2. yeah no definitely ask zariyah she’s the local michelin star reviewer

3.  it’s rude to ask

4. yes and yes and do come here the owner is fantastic and incredibly good looking

5. noah might have em too 

6. yeah i know right they’re our local celebrity

7. she’s not a babe she’s a turd but she will hook you up with the vroom vroom

8.  what the fuck is eel