I'M LISTENING . . .

want to know what secrets your roommate's been keeping? want to know who your boyfriend's been hanging around when he's not with you? want to know the best details on walt academy's fine students?    sit on down. they call me WAG & i'm here to run this blog for all your gossiping needs. i know everything about everyone on this campus & i'm not afraid to shed some light on it all. got some gossip you'd like the world to know? send it in, i'll be happy to do some exposing. & for everything that no one knows & tries to keep secret, don't worry. nothing stays secret for long from me. i'll make sure it's the talk of the school.

[waltgoss]

did you guys see that hot new teacher? i'd like to take a bite out of him.

–––––––––––– PROFESSOR, TEACH ME A LESSON !             new teacher?  oh no, even better.  there’s only one professor on campus this could be about & it’s the glorious return of PROFESSOR BEN KENOBI after he left us a year ago.  yeah, we all wanna take a bite out of professor kenobi.  he makes khakis & cardigans look good & no one can quite understand how.  perfectly trimmed hair & beard & an accent to stop your heart a little.  the real star in everyone’s student/teacher fantasy.  he never really said why he left that year ago but most speculate that he was tired of the drama at this school & how all the students seem to idolize him enough to all come to him.  hate to break it to you, teach, but things have not changed much.  we’ll start seeing you as soon as 3pm starts your office hours.

[waltgoss]

merida and elsa have been pretty close as of late; i've seen merida making her way into the ice princess' room almost every day this week. maybe the shut-in is finally gaining some friends -- or maybe there's something a little more there

–––––––––––– JUST SOME GOOD OL’ GAL PALS, RIGHT !               okay, who’s elsa?  has anyone actually heard that name around here?  ‘cause i haven’t.  had to ask around but from what i could find the only elsa here on campus is ELSA ARENDELLE who’s the girl who does the costumes for the performances.  is she related to anna?  that can’t be a common last name.  she apparently doesn’t come out much, has some frozen cold heart ... keeps herself locked away in her room alone most the time.  well, alone until as of late.  MERDIA DUNBROCH has been keeping up a brave face but she has feelings, doesn’t she?  her & french loverboy were one of the biggest campus items & a second time being cheated on has gotta hurt.  from all this ... well, i don’t blame her for turning her back on boys.  nor would i be utterly shocked to find out she plays for the other team, honestly.  so --- maybe she’s just forcing in some good friendly therapy time with our resident hermit ... or she’s hoping to look for love within heart of the softer gender.  you better know how to build a fire, merida, it’s gonna be a harsh winter.

[waltgoss]

rapunzel was spotted a couple of days ago looking pretty interested in that new kid from france? cocksworth is his name or something? maybe she finally has her eyes on someone after flynn broke her heart.

–––––––––––– JE VOIS LA VIE EN ROSE !                     if there’s anything we’ve learned over the past while from this great breakthrough it’s that when your love life isn’t going just the way you planned the key is to find a french boy.  flynn hooked himself on our #1 resident frenchie but it seems another has popped in for dear sweet RAPUNZEL CORONA.  this new kid, COGSWORTH ( what kinda name??? whats his last name?? i’m confused ), seems to be a stick up the ass from what i’ve heard of him.  bossy & a big prat … but maybe rapunzel has taken that as a challenge & found something in him she likes?  or she desperately needs a rebound.  & unlike the french boys we’re used to dealing with, this french kid seems pretty useless when it comes to love.  can taking advantage of him really be that hard?  & lets not forget to mention that this isn’t just some random frenchie, the guy & LUCIEN SERGEANT actually seem to be old friends!  taking advantage of & rebounding on the best friend of the guy who stole your boyfriend sounds like one hell of a plan to me.  didn’t know rapunzel could be that sinister!  i like it.

[waltgoss]

new student alert! i haven't even met any of these people yet but lucien and flynn sound like the BIGGEST FUCKBOYS EVER TO WALK THE FACE OF THIS EARTH. so thanks to you WAG for looking out for me and my future choices. <3

–––––––– FUCK THE FUCKBOYS BEFORE THE FUCKBOYS FUCK YOU !         nothing better than a morning of saving fresh meat before it’s thrown into the shark pit.  listen, new kid, these are names that this blog center around.  one, FLYNN RIDER, is an asshole fuckboy with the shitty charm to get what he wnats then drop you on your ass attitude.  the classic bad boy that draws you in because that’s attractive to some girls & they all hope they can make him love them like some taylor swift song but there’s no fixing that one.  & the other, LUCIEN SERGEANT, is possibly worse because he’s FRENCH FUCKBOY.  it’s not a bad boy act with him.  he’s dripping with charm, he looks like a masterpiece, & he’s got an ACCENT.  he wants to fall in love but there’s just no being satisfied with one pretty thing out there.  he’s just got a little hole in his  golden cup in that area.  always pouring, never satisfied.  both have cheating reports on their heads & both pretend like it’s nothing & like they’re still the kings of this campus.  but, believe me, they’re not worth your time. 

[waltgoss]

damn!! mary looks HOT in her costume. i wonder if she's already breaking hearts?

–––––––––––– STACY’S MERIDA’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON !          you mean besides the one she’s been breaking for quite some time now?  because i heard lucien was already panning a funeral for that one.  we’ve all seen MARY POPPINS in her modest skirts, dresses, & blouses but from what i hear from the costume department we’re all about to get woke real quick on what she’s been hiding.  i don’t know about what all of you think but i know that, while he’s kept a good distance before, this’ll show LUCIEN SERGEANT a whole new mary & once something comes off as that shiny to him he tends to grab it.  mega ouches to BERT ALBERT as well as MERIDA DUNBROCH for all this.  hearts broken by their two closest friends.

[waltgoss]

flynn was spotted with ella a few days ago away from everyone else and really close together. it looked like he was giving her a hickey but when asked about it, all he had to say was that he was giving her "pointers".

–––––––––––– YOU’RE A HEART BREAKER, LOVE TAKER !         “pointers” more like he just wanted to get his lips on her neck.  FLYNN RIDER is one of the school’s most notorious assholes & he has his fair share of broken hearts behind him.  mainly because he doesn’t do the SERIOUS thing he does the MESSING AROUND thing … and honestly?  who wouldn’t want to take the chance of getting a piece of the action from miss goodey-two-shoes ELLA CENDRILLON?  maybe we’re finally getting to see the bad side of her for letting him or maybe she’s just that easily to manipulate.  either way, he’s got this part, it’d be way too unlike flynn to not take advantage.  i wonder how RAPUNZEL CORONA will feel about that, hm?  those two have had something going on, that much i know.  then again, can’t he always call this pay back for when she messed around with lucien?  an eye for an eye, rapunzel. 

[waltgoss]

i'm literally DISGUSTED by how much merida eats at rehearsals. if she doesn't stop stuffing her face, she won't fit into her costumes. then there goes her "perfect bod" that she uses to get her way.

–––––––––––– GIRLS WHO CONSUME DON’T FIT COSTUMES !     probably should be something told to miss MERIDA DUNBROCH as she’s been running the food department dry at rehearsals.  sure, her character eats a lot but does that mean she’s allowed to simply lose her mind?  all those calories & fats go somewhere, hate to break it to her!  & if she doesn’t stay the pretty little thing she is now then who knows how long pretty boy LUCIEN SERGEANT will stay by her side.  they’re an item, we all know that, but the most gorgeous boy in school has already let his gaze wander once before!  pretty things catch his eye, we all know that.  if she’s not a pretty thing anymore then she can kiss him goodbye.

[waltgoss]

 ————— WHY, IT COULD BE GREASE LIGHTNING !

so walt acadmey’s annual fall muscial has been announced & casted for this year!  exciting, right?  there’s a cast that’s bound to not disappoint.  the list is out to the public but for those who haven’t bothered to look & want a rundown on what’s important, i’ll let you know what you’re lining up to see this year. 

FLYNN RIDER has landed the lead role of danny zuko alongside ELLA CENDRILLON as sandy dumbrowski, or olsson if you’re going by the movie version.  for a show about a sweet innocent girl falling in love with a resident bad boy i’d say our school’s casting hit the nail on the head, don’t you think?  also makes the fact that KIT CHARMON is playing the t-bird rival, leo, a lot more reasonable.  i think we all know that he’s had his eye on little ella ever since that masquerade ball.  in these casting choices, though, i think the main thing we’re all thinking is how is miss cendrillon going to look in that full leather jumpsuit?  kit should get ready to fight boys off after that one.  especially BERT ALBERT who seems to be playing eugene in the musical.  for someone who’s stayed out of relationship gossip for sometime it’s amazing how much he’s been in it now.  he to the ball with ella & it looks like he’s gotten friendly with her ever since.  if the boy’s attention has finally shifted then he might as well start digging his grave.  although ... speaking of dressing out the norm & bert’s attention let’s not forget who’s playing our main supporting lady!  that’s right, in the role of betty rizzo is MARY POPPINS herself.  the beacon of prim & proper is about to become a whole new person as the leader of the pink ladies!  i think we all (except maybe flynn) are excited to see her trade in button up blouses & sensible skirts for leather & red ascots.  she’ll also be acting alongside bert’s roommate LUCIEN SERGEANT as kenickie murdoch  ...  really looks like that french loverboy is going to end up leaving a mark on everyone at this school.  i don’t know about all of you but if this kenickie leaves a hickey, which i have no doubt he’s planning to, then i think all of us will soon learn how capable of murder bert is.  ... at the end of the day at least we know flynn & lucien will be happy getting to play one of the the most no homo bromances in musical history ... not that they already did that in real life but still.

as for the rest we have MERIDA DUNBROCH stuffing her face as jan, as she should be. MIM THOLL as the bright haired frenchie. AURORA BRIAR as marty, completing our pink ladies. for the rest of our t-birds we have KRISTOFF BJORGMAN as dooty & then PETER AMUN as sonny.  then of course, to no one’s surprise, RAPUNZEL CORONA as peppy cheerleader patty.

i’ll keep you all updated as this moves on but i’m thinking it’s going to be one hell of a ride.

--- WAG !

[waltgoss]

bert and ella seem to be all friendly friendly with each other, wonder if anything will happen there.

they sure do, don’t they? starting to look like little hubert might have his eyes on more than just his favorite prim & proper nanny. we might see something who knows ------ but if we do i think a certain someone is looking just a tad bit bitter about that. not so practically perfect when we’re jealous are we, mary poppins?

[waltgoss]

i have on good authority that rapunzel and lucien hooked up and merida accidentally walked in and seemed upset about the whole thing. does she actually like this boy???

from what i hear she’s claiming to be upset just because she saw the ordeal --- but sounds to me like it goes deeper than that !!! so, merida, what’s the deal? after all this time of saying you didn’t like the boy were you just playing hard to get? 

[waltgoss]

PSA !!!

 everything past this post is no longer relevant to this role play !!!

[waltgoss]

WALT ACADEMY, WHAT’S GOOD?

[waltgoss]

I'm excited to see relationships blossom. Flynn may have finally found the girl for him!

    don’t speak too soon, anon. last i saw of those two flynn was up to his usual     bad habits. looks like he’s about to let another good one slip right through his     grasp !!!

[waltgoss]

why is merida so paranoid that lucien is cheating on her ??? he obviously likes her.

     from what we hear from him there’s been a lot of girls in his life that he ‘obviously      liked’. the question is this hopeless romantic actually in love this time or is another      girl going to sweep him up from mer? after all -- i hear news that he’s got an ex      around here and that she’s the jealous type !!!

[waltgoss]

Kristoff was seen giving Anna many presents to her on her birthday!

     seems like ice cube isn’t as heartless as he wants to lead us to     believe. ‘acquaintances’ he says --- wrong says i !!

[waltgoss]

Naveen seems pretty smitten with Kali and that is definitely a first on his part

    well kali seems to be smitten back !!! it’s about time that girl got a boy that     was as crazy about her as she is about him.

[waltgoss]

Kali has picked up with Naveen and is starting to smile again.

    see kali, what did i tell you? a good lookin’ boy was bound to come around !!! let’s     just all hope this isn’t another flynn disaster waiting to happen. i’m not sure if kali     can get up from another one of those !!!