He’s an alcoholic, he’s an only child, he has C-PTSD, he’s depressed, he loves his dad, he was drafted into a war, he’s from Crabapple Cove, he does crazy things to keep everyone sane, he has black hair, he’s the best surgeon in Korea, he’s an only child but sometimes has a sister, he loves the theatre, he age regresses, he used to love reading Hemingway but now can’t understand why anyone would glorify war, he’s good with kids, he has a sense of humour, he uses it to cope, he sleeps around, he’s probably in love with his best friend (both of them), he’s actively anti-racist, anti-war, anti-military, anti-gun, he associates himself with known communists, and he protected a gay kid in the army…Hawkeye Pierce everybody.