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This is an exclusively MLM, NSFW kink story blog that takes prompts for popular fandoms. My content includes macro/micro, vore, and various other kinks. My DMs are always open if you'd like to have a chat! Minors DNI, this is an NSFW blog and I will block you if I see any underage accounts interacting. My AO3 Account: wankusbonkus_gt . Commissions: OPEN!!

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(When I have enough writing to warrant it, I will post “Masterlists” for the various fandoms I’ve written for)

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Going to be honest, the way some of you act on this site is absolutely insane. You cannot demand someone not add tags to something. You cannot demand people cater to you. And not everyone even agrees with this — I’ve been on the Internet for a long time, g/t and macro/micro have always been synonymous. If they aren’t to some people, cool — that’s not my problem or their problem, because there isn’t some rule either of us have to follow. Especially when I used both tags because I was looking for partners for either platonic or sexual RPs and literally said I would want my RP partner to specify what they wanted.

If you don’t like a post, ignore it. If you’re bothered by the poster, block them. Don’t act like you have any authority over communities or subgroups of the internet. Don’t act like you can speak for everyone. I don’t understand how this is a weird concept for some of you. You are in charge of filtering your own content. It is your responsibility to say “I’m not comfortable with this, I’m blocking this person, I’m not engaging with them or what they post” — it is not anyone else’s responsibility to run their actions by you, a singular individual, to make sure you’re personally comfortable.

And if you filter the tag you don’t want to see, my post isn’t going to show up anyway! The whole passive aggressive “um ACTUALLY…” policing thing is weird. I don’t know if people think this is some “uwu friendly reminder!!” schtick or what but it comes across as rude, WILDLY condescending, and incredibly self-important. Please just block people who aren’t making a site enjoyable for you and move on.

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Thinking of posting non-macro fart/musk/piss content here as well. Would anyone be interested?

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Is there anything you're working on at the moment? You're writing is great!

I'm just doing a commission right now. Not planning anything else though.

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I'm just curious, would Marvel be part of the category you'd write in?

Yep, it's in my "What I Will Write" section!

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Can you do a story of maybe a consensual experience between a g/t and the giant - in the mist of their pleasure - forget to be gentle & accidentally crushes the tiny

I'd sorry, I don't do crushing stuff unless it's a commission! It's one of my no-no's for writing. The first part about a soft, consensual giant/tiny scene I could do though. It could even veer into rough territory, but it would have to be without crushing. I'm just not very comfortable with it.

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Would you write a fic about Banner having experiments to control Hulk, and for a while it works until the gamma rays causes an imbalance in his hormones makes him super horny ?

Yeah, that sounds fun! Who would you want him to use though? One of the Avengers? All of the Avengers? I'm quite partial to The Hulk/Peter Parker..🫣

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Commission Info

Sometimes when I’m in the mood I’ll do a few commissions. It just depends on how I feel. You can find out whether I’m doing commissions or not in my bio. If you commission me too many times in a row, I will likely cut you off at some point. This is a hobby for me, and I take commissions for fun. Please don’t harass me to write something I do not want to. 

Process: Generally, I take commissions via my DMs. Just shoot me a text with your idea and I’ll let you know if I will write it. I give myself a week to finish a commission, though it may take more or less time depending on the length. I can also update you during the process, so we can work out any problems you have. At the end, I will send you a PDF of the fic, and I will post it to both this blog and to my AO3 account.

Prompts: What you ask me to write may vary. I take my prompts (like kinks, characters, setting) but also plots that may tell more of a story than simply “they fuck”. It can be as detailed or minimal as you want. But, the bare minimum I require is: fandom, characters, kinks, and length.

You can ask for multiple chapters to your fic as well, if your idea is rather large and spans a far bit. You can also ask for a continuation of a fic I’ve already written. 

Pricing and Payment: My commission rates are 10$ per 500 words. 

I can write up to 10% of the requested word count (So, say, I write 1 876 words instead of 2 000, as it’s within 200 words of the total, or 935 instead of 1 000 words, which is within 100 words of the total). 

A chaptered fic will cost an extra $10  per chapter than a one shot, on top of the original pricing for the word count. 

If I overwrite, you don't get charged extra. Although, do be warned I will cut down the fic as much as possible to fit the word count and stunt my writing so as not to go over the limit. I won’t put up with someone paying me a pittance, and then supplying a ginormous fic idea that would take more than they’re paying me to write. You get what you pay for. The more words, the more detail. 

I take payment on PayPal. I will not send you the fic nor post it until you transfer the money. I will not post a commission I haven’t been paid for, and will gladly let it gather dust in my google docs. 

I hope you consider taking a commission!

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Glad to see you're starting to get back into it! Let me ask you: Is there anything in particular you like to see happen between pairings like Harry/Sirius, Jon/Rob? By the way awesome job on the Jon/Theon work, it was amazing!

I have pretty consistent tastes: cock worship, unaware giant, underwear entrapment, mean!giant. But I do like when the taboo aspect of those relationships are played up--i mean, them being incestuous and all lol

Also, thank you!

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Slave For Me

Summary: ‘Due to an errant growth spell, Ron experiences both physical and mental changes, making him larger and meaner. His favourite target is Harry, his former friend turned slave.’

Content: Size Growth, Farting, Personality Change (for the worse), Dom/Sub, Slavery, Believable Size Difference

A/N: Commission for MakeYouBigger! Their prompt was: "Dean, Seamus, and Ron come up with a plan to make Harry taller, only their spell somehow hits Ron instead. Ron slowly and steadily grows and he becomes cocky and dominant especially after living in Harry's shadow for so long. Definitely include butts, farts, size difference, power." 

This was heaps of fun to write; I've never done anything with size growth like this. Hope you all enjoy! Also, at the moment, I will only be writing macro/micro fics for commissions. I still write (mostly smut), but it's all centred around other stuff. And unless I have something motivating me to write macro/micro, I generally won't go there on my own. (link to AO3 version)

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Ron feels the spell they created–Corpus Potens–collide with him, and he stumbles down onto the bed behind him.

‘Merlin’s beard, Seamus! What was that?’ He whisper-yells, conscious of Harry’s slumbering body between them.

‘I didn’t mean to hit you! I thought I saw a mouse!’ is all his friend offers. Then, he asks, ‘Do you feel any different?’ He and Dean look at him.

Ron shrugs. ‘Not really. A bit odd.’

‘Oh.’ Seamus deflates, and Dean pats his back.

‘It didn’t work,’ he says. ‘I guess it was worth a try.’

They wanted to create a spell that might give Harry an edge over the other champions, who are all older and more experienced than him. But clearly the spell didn’t even work, as evident by Ron’s lack of change, which is supposed to be instantaneous.

Sighing in disappointment, they all say their “good nights” and climb into bed. Ron falls asleep with an odd aching in his bones.

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The changes are gradual and hard, at first, to spot.

He eats a bit more, gains a few more inches of height, and he might be a bit more aggressive, but that can all be blamed on a boy’s hormonal changes.

It isn’t until he curses a Slytherin student into oblivion–they have to stay in the medical wing for three days–that Ron begins to understand the spell had worked.

By the end of the month, he is almost unrecognisable from his former self.

He eats almost double his usual amount everyday, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. This has the unfortunate consequence of making his flatulence truly gruesome. He’s had an area evacuated by everyone around him more than once, whenever he decides to let it rip.

He’s also seemed to grow a bit. He was already quite a tall, gangly boy, but he’s easily gained over a foot in height, and filled out besides. His limbs are now lined with fine muscle, and his faint abs have been chiselled into an agreeable washboard. Ron finds himself preening in the mirror rather often, flexing his arms and posing.

But the biggest change is his attitude. While never exactly humble before, his ego now rivals Malfoy’s in size. He often throws around his weight in class, bullying others into agreeing with him. None are safe from his wrath, but one person in particular receives the worst of it: Harry.

Ron has always been jealous of the boy, but this was tempered by their friendship and Harry’s humble nature. But in the face of Ron’s change, as well as the fame Harry accrues due to his status as a Triwizard Champion, he has become rather mean.

Where he would once shield, he ignores. Where he would once talk to Harry and try to coerce him out of his moods, he encourages them, poking fun at all of Harry’s inadequacies. He’s too small, too weak, too helpless.

Ron has also enjoyed weaponising his farts, always letting the worst of them out when he’s near Harry. Once, he timed it when his arse was angled near Harry’s head and he farted for twenty seconds straight. He laughed himself hoarse at the boy’s retching. He’s woken Harry up that way too, planting his bare arse in Harry’s face and smothering him. It never fails to amuse him.

It all culminates one night when their other dormmates have left for dinner.

Ron is about to follow, feeling like there's a hole in his stomach, but Harry blocks his way.

‘What do you want?’

Harry has the audacity to look mad. ‘What do I want, Ron? I want you to tell me why you’ve been treating me so horribly this past month. Have I done something wrong to you? Do you not value our friendship anymore?’

‘Our friendship?’ Ron lets out a disbelieving guffaw, crossing his thick, freckled arms over his barrel chest. He has to tilt his head down to look at Harry. ‘What friendship? You mean where you got to hog all the spotlight when you did nothing but be born as the saviour of the wizarding world? Where I’d get ignored because Harry Potter was more important?’

‘It’s not my fault I was born the way I am, Ron! I didn’t ask for my parents to be killed or to be constantly judged by everyone! I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but I want to know how I can be your friend again.’

Ron leers down at Harry, who is scruffy and altogether underwhelming. He’s like a child compared to Ron. All small and scrawny. ‘I don’t think we can be friends anymore, mate. But if you want to make it up to me, I know a way.’

‘Alright, then, what is it?’

‘Go sit down on the bed.’ He points to Harry’s.

When Harry takes too long to comply, confused, Ron grapples him by the shoulder and manhandles him into position. Sat at the end of the bed, at a perfect height for what he has planned.

‘Don’t move, or you won’t like what I’ll do to you, bitch boy.’

He yanks down his trousers, bearing his pale, muscular arse to his former friend, and positions it in Harry’s face. The boy’s pointed nose digs between his sweaty crack. Ron keeps a large hand at the back of his hand so he doesn’t pull away. It practically engulfs his skull.

‘You wanna know what I want? I want you to feel the humiliation I did everytime you got something you didn’t deserve.’

He pushes Harry’s head closer, till his nose touches Ron’s arsehole, and he lets rip something he’s been holding in all day. It bubbles in his gut for a moment before exploding into Harry’s nose. Ron doesn’t even know how long it goes for, but he can smell it, even muffled as it is by Harry’s face.

‘There you go. That’s for getting to be Triwaizard Champion. You probably did ask for someone to put your name in the Goblet of Fire, you little shit.’

Harry moans loudly into his arse.

‘Yeah, you like that? Bloody pathetic.’ He bullies Harry impossibly closer, his sweaty, hairy arsecrack covering Harry's face. Ron can feel Harry’s hot panicked breaths tickling his hole. He grins cruelly. ‘I’ve got another one for you.’

Before Harry can close his mouth, Ron pushes the next fart out, right into Harry’s mouth. The boy cries, but Ron doesn’t give him relief, gripping him harshly by the hair and blowing rancid air into his face.

When he finally lets Harry go, he weakly flops back on the bed, probably from sucking up too many of Ron’s farts.

He laughs as he pulls up his trousers.

‘All you’’ ever be now is my little bitch, Potter. You’re not worth my friendship. Merlin, you’re not worth the shit in my arse. Next time you try anything, I’ll hotbox you until you pass out. Now I’m going to dinner. I’ll be sure to eat a load of eggs, just for you.’

He doesn’t look back as he swaggers out the room.

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Hey man, just came across your tumblr today. Do you take commissions? How does this work?

I do take commissions! I basically have anyone interested dm me so we can hash out the details. Fandom/characters, kinks, word count, pricing. If you are interested, just shoot me a message and we can discuss what you want! 

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Would you ever be interested in a fic where Merlin was the giant and someone else was the tiny?

Yeah, totally! I already have a few ideas for giant!Merlin.

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Would you ever right a Dark Schinder and Yoko fic?

No, sorry. They're a het pairing, first of all, and I've also never watched Bastard!!

Although, Dark Schindet is really hot, jfc

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Are there any prefered pairings you have for your favorite macro/micro fandoms?

For Harry Potter, I tend to veer towards tiny!Harry and giant!Sirius/Draco/Ron. For Merlin, it sticks to mostly tiny!Merlin/giant!Arthur. I'm not really adventurous lol

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What has been your favorite Fandom to write for?

Probably Harry Potter. It's my go-to fandom for smut, macro or not, and since there's magic you have basically unlimited ways to engender all kinds of shenanigans lmao

Thanks for asking!

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Hi there! I hope life's treating you well! I just wished to tell you that your fic L'enfer is probably one of my favourites of all time! I love love love merlin gt, and your writing was so well done! Thank you so much for sharing!

Wow, that's such a compliment! I'm so glad you enjoyed it. It was probably one of my favourite fics to write. I have heaps of ideas for more Merlin gt stuff, so you definitely have that to look forward to at some point. thank you again for this message, it really made my day <3

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Hope you’re doing well, I miss your fics 😭 your health + free time is more important tho so I hope everything is okay with you ❤️

Tysm! I've been in a bit of a slump these last couple of months. I've been seeing a therapist and I'm on medication, and I deferred from uni for a semester. But thanks for checking in! I'm hoping to get back to writing something new soon, or at least finishing one of my wips.