Let me get one fact straight, I can call myself a bitch but don’t you dare call me a bitch or we gonna have some problems :)
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@wanna-be-aesthetic
Let me get one fact straight, I can call myself a bitch but don’t you dare call me a bitch or we gonna have some problems :)
Went to the carnival with some friends :D
Dang, these candies taste so good god (warning, I get high when I have them though xD)
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Gender abolition, but make it:
clothes sorted by body shape and style, instead of gender
removing unnecessary gender markers from non-medical documents like a driver's license
genderless bathrooms where the stalls have floor-to-ceiling walls for privacy
abolishing gendered toys, colors, professions, hobbies, etc.
they/them as the default if you don't know someone
And NOT:
trans and non-binary people being barred from identifying with and expressing their gender
Oh god xD
I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“Hey Dork.”
“I am not a dork.”
“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”
“Whats up buttholes”
“Shut up Loser”
“Hey maaaan”
“Hey maaaaan”
Or
“Hey stoop-stoops”
“No”
“Who are you?”
“Hey shithead”
“Hey dickface”
“Whaddup slut”
*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*
“Hey nerd” “What do you want”
“Sup bitch”
“Fuck off”
*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*
“what”
“what do you want for dinner”
That last one!!!
BITCH WHERES MY CONTROLLER
I DONT KNOW
THEN WHY DID MOM SEE YOU TAKE IT
*breathe*
“You’re annoying”
Or
*hugsss*
*hits the other person or yells and run across the room*
Well , I have a sibling and live with a roommate currently. Roommates are Very much like siblings!
For example;
Siblings:
*wallks in*
“what.”
*suddenly sticks up middle finger* “Mom said dinner’s ready”
“:0 I’m telling thA-”
Roommates:
*waltzes in*
“hello, dinner’s ready, fuck you.”
*waltzes out*
“bear noises”
“bear noises in response”
@blackswanndraws
I have many siblings so youngest to oldest here’s how I usually greet them
*walks to doorway and stares until he notices me*
Me when I can’t find her: *caw caws her name* Her: *caw caws my name from another room*
(placeholder for me to express age)
Me: “BROTHER” (Drake and Josh style)
Me: “Sup dude”
Me: “Big Brudder! ^w^” Him: “Wittle Sistur! ^w^”
“Hey!” “Good morning!”
*basically only communicates through political memes and serious discussions of terrible life circumstances, no in between.*
“Hey bitch”
“Hey biiiiitch”
Me: *walks in not saying a word or moving a muscle*
My sister: what do you want
Me: nothing
in terms of how my brothers and i have greeted one another, today alone:
- my older brother threw a pack of red vines at me when he got home from running errands and left my room without saying a word
- i slept in later than usual this morning and my dad was sweet enough to make more coffee for me. when i got downstairs, the first thing my younger brother said, “i can’t believe you.” and refused to elaborate
- my younger brother and i do this thing where we put our arms at 90 degree angles with our shoulders straight across and elbows facing down? we fight a ton and it’s our way of making up / casual greeting when words fail
- not infrequently, one of us will come into a room, and if the other two are there together, will say “what’s up gamers, coming back with another great video for you today.” it never get a laugh
- *stares at brother until he notices me*
“what”
“just saying hi”
- acknowledging each other’s presence and then teasing each other, which could be anything from jokes to insults to threatening to fight each other to the point we get yelled at
- “go tell your brother *insert what I have to inform him of here*”
*goes to stairs of the basement, where he usually hangs out* “*insert what I have to tell them*
*when he doesn’t reply, yell at him again to get an annoyed “I know”*
- “move”
- “hello loser”
- *weird noise*
*weird noise in response*
“you’re doing it wrong”
1.)
Older sibling: “I need a favor.”
Younger sibling: “Why would I do you a favor”
Older sibling: “Because if you don’t I’ll beat you up you little shit—”
2.)
Younger sibling: “Hey—”
Older sibling: “You’re adopted”
Younger sibling:“Well at least they wANTED ME”
3.)
Mom: “Why’d you take them to McDonalds?”
Older sibling: “I made them promise to give me gas money”
Mom:
Mom: “THEY’RE NINE—”
4.)
Older: “Hey how’re—”
Younger: *demonic screaming*
“hey wanna be the best ever”
“no”
“bitch”
“i know”
“do my laundry”
“ok”
Little sister: *walking down the hallway peacefully*
Me: SQUARE UP!
Us: *jump into ninja poses and try to karate chop each other for the next 5 minutes*
…
Me: hey kid
Little brother: HAVE YOU SEEN Z.O.M.B.I.E.S??? (the Disney movie)
…
Little sister: *enjoying a zoom class*
Me: *stands in the doorway, staring at her*
Little sister: *notices me* what?
Me: *sticks my tongue out at her*
Damn sometimes i forget English doesn’t have nicknames to call younger or older brothers and sisters. yeah i do the whole just acknowledging their presence, straight up calling them by their names, or dumb nicknames, or a middle finger to their faces. But where i’m from we have like millions of ways to address someone younger or older than us as a sign of respect. Maybe like bro and sis? But it has different variations depending on where you live, from, at, etc.
i just walk up to my brother from behind and put him in a headlock he’s used to it at this point
“hey u little shit”
“YOU ARE A MONSTROUSITY UNWORTHY OF THE PITS OF HELLHEIM”
“fuck you too”
also:
*swordfightjng with knives instead of clearing the dishwasher*
also:
me: throws a light punch
him: fucking spins and hits me with the heavy end of a traffic cone like it’s a baseball bat
My brother just walks up to me to literally say (I’m a girl btw, just for context lmfao-)
“Hey bro”
“I’m not your bro dude”
“Yes you are”
“Okay, hey sis”
“I’M NOT YOUR SIS-”
“I’M NOT YOUR BRO EITHER-”
“BITCH I-”
“I’M TELLING MOM”
“SHE KNOWS I SWEAR LMFAO-”
“I’M STILL TELLING-”
“FINE GO YOU COW-”
“DON’T CALL ME A COW”
“GET OUT OF MY ROOM THEN!”
Ahh, love siblings :D
LMFAO LITERALLY GEMINIS-
THIS IS ADORABLE
LMAO FR THO-
Too bad for all of ya, I wanna be around some nice peopleeee :D
Now, that’s just adorable-
It could be-