this is a joke

if you want this url it’s $50, dm me for my venmo

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[valjeans]

EARL CARPENTER becomes the first ever winner of The Ultimate Musical Theatre DILF Awards!

Carpenter claims victory in a nail biting final with only 4 votes in it! Perhaps an outsider throughout the contest, a very strong showing in the last few rounds has revealed his popularity.

Thank you to all 200 or so of you who regularly turned up to vote in all of the rounds. I've had fun, I hope you have too. See you next year to see if Earl can retain his title!

[valjeans]

Does this make Earl king if the dilfs? If so the only monarch I recognise

no he was democratically elected, he’s president of the dilfs.

[lesmisconfessions2]

i saw earl carpenter for the first time the other day and you know what? even as the bishop, now I Understand Y'all.

submit your confessions here!

[yugirimistwalker]

ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

[lesmisconfessions2]

I want to be strangled by earl carpenter

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[lesmisconfessions2]

[lesmisconfessions2]

who the fuck is earl carpenter ? Why did Ramin Karimloo strangle him

because he deserved it.

[lesmisconfessions2]

I am so tempted to mention this blog in my letter to earl.

i know this is probably a joke but i CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH how much you should absolutely not fucking do that

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feel free to mention mine tho 😘

[lesmisconfessions2]

I guess I would fuck Earl Carpenter if I had the chance but I don't let it consume my life

[valjeans]

I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s perhaps feeling a little guilty about being so mean about a certain actor on here recently so anyway I felt like this could be a nice ego boost for our new UK Tour ensemble member. 

The Whatsonstage awards accept nominations from the public. I’ve read the terms and conditions and I can see no reason why Earl wouldn’t be eligible for the ‘Best Performer in a Supporting Role in a Musical’ Category. So I thought, why not harness everyone’s recent obsession with him and see if we can get him enough nominations to get on the ballot. 

Essentially the odds are probably stacked massively against us. However, I think we may as well give it a shot. All I need you to do is head to this link:  NOMINATE EARL FOR BEST SUPPORTING PERFORMER IN A MUSICAL

And, this part is very important, go to the ‘Best Performer in a Supporting Role in a Musical’ section and type ‘Earl Carpenter Les Miserables’. Feel free to nominate for literally any other category you want or none at all, it doesn’t matter. Then all you have to do is provide a few details and click submit!

Once you’ve done that it would be fantastic if you could reblog to help get the word out!!!

[lesmisconfessions2]

i think if anyone would want to get behind this it’s the followers of this blog!

[lesmisconfessions2]

ah just in from work guess i better check the lesmisconfessions2 inbox!

great! thanks for sharing! i love my followers!

[lesmisconfessions2]

I highly recommend that the Earl simps watch the Restaged UK tour Phantom cuz he does a real sexy tango... and everyone on this blog wants to be rawed by him... also watch those hips.

this isn't a confession but yes earl doing the vaguely sexy tango is quite literally the only redeeming feature of the phantom restaged tour

[lesmisconfessions2]

I respect Earl for performing ensemble roles, both in the staged concert, and Les Mis and Phantom 25. JOJ WOULD NEVER

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[lesmisconfessions2]

sorry had to take a bit of a hiatus to emotionally come to terms with earl carpenter being in the ensemble of the les mis uk tour

[lesmisconfessions2]

if earl carpenter isn't first cover javert on the uk tour i will not be held responsible for my actions

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[lesmisconfessions2]

Bishop earl carpenter is hotter than his javert

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