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Do you like Bubbline, but don't want to have to go through 204 episodes of Adventure Time? Fear not!

Or perhaps you want to skip all the “dumb” episodes and just get to the plot? Fear not!

I went through all 204 episodes to date (6 November 2015), and narrowed it down to 32 episodes (not including the miniseries that will have 8 episodes, which I will mention again later), meaning I’ve cut out a good 84% of the show.

I went by season and put them in chronological order as well as specified if it was simply Bubbline stuff or plot-related (very basic plot-related just so you know enough to get a general idea of what’s going on; these will be marked with an asterisk *) so you can choose if you want to see the plot ones too. If you want solely the plot-related episodes (and I mean ones that are a little more than just basic plot, see this post—though I can pretty much guarantee the episodes listed in this Bubbline post are most likely listed in that one too).

I also gave you episodes with Marceline in them too because there aren’t many (Bubblegum is like in every episode, and they’re not even related to her past so I figured they weren’t as important, sorry). Marceline also has had a lot more of her past revealed than Princess Bubblegum too. So here it goes:

Season 1 (2): •Evicted! (Just Marceline) •Henchman (Just Marceline)

Season 2 (4): •It Came from the Nightosphere (Marceline) •Go with Me (Subtle Bubbline) •Mortal Folly* (Simply show plot) •Mortal Recoil* (Simply show plot)

Season 3 (5): •Memory of a Memory (Marceline; some past, but not too deep; more present than past) •What Was Missing (Some Bubbline) •Holly Jolly Secrets, Part I (Plot, but indirectly related to Marceline’s past) •Holly Jolly Secrets, Part II (Plot, but indirectly related to Marceline’s past; continued from Part I) •Marceline’s Closet (Marceline)

Season 4 (6): •Return to the Nightosphere (Marceline) •Daddy’s Little Monster (Marceline) •Princess Monster Wife (This is just a really, really good ep; completely optional) •Princess Cookie (This is also a really, really good ep; completely optional) •I Remember You (Marceline, specifically her past) •The Lich* (Simply show plot)

Season 5 (7): •Finn the Human* (Simply show plot) •Jake the Dog* (Simply show plot) •Simon & Marcy (Marceline, a lot of her past revealed) •Sky Witch (Bubbline) •Time Sandwich (There’s like one single interaction between Bubbline, so it’s not über necessary) •Red Starved (Another one with one Bubbline interaction, but this interaction is kinda funny) •Betty* (Plot; related to Ice King)

Season 6 (6): •Princess Day (Some Bubbline, but mostly Marceline) •Evergreen* (Plot; pertains to Ice King, but this could be considered optional) •You Forgot Your Floaties* (Plot; indirectly related to Ice King, concerns Betty, whom you’ll find out about) •Orgalorg* (Simply show plot) •Hot Diggity Doom* (Simply show plot) •The Comet* (Simply show plot)

Season 7 (2): •Bonnie & Neddy (Princess Bubblegum’s past, FINALLY) •Varmints (Bubbline like HELLA)

And then, as I mentioned before, there’ll be a series of 8 episodes that they consider a miniseries within this current season (season 7), called Stakes. It airs from 16 November to 19 November. This is about Marceline’s past, and it also includes Princess Bubblegum because they did have some kind of history together.

In all, not including the 8 episodes from the miniseries, this should take about 6 hours.

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DRIFTLETS IRL

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The Legend of Zelda: 1986 - 2015, NES - Wii U

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Almost 30 years and counting.

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Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

tanknaka

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

electricalivia

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

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If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

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God I love you, Internet.

mr-quiyst

Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.

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If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.