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@warpedrealitymaker-blog
Heyy! Luci! Come here, I've got a great idea! [He peeks his head out of his door and gestures for Luci to approach.]
huh? [looks over and walks over to him] What is it?
[He quickly exits and folds his arm, a huge grin plastered all over his face] Let’s have a guys night out!
[Stands in front of him, putting his hands on his hips] A guys night out? [Thinks for a second before nodding] Alright. Haven’t had one of those yet.
Heyy! Luci! Come here, I've got a great idea! [He peeks his head out of his door and gestures for Luci to approach.]
huh? [looks over and walks over to him] What is it?
[Grins and Laughs] As much as I would love to see that, it’s just an illusion my friend. [the pig stops squealing and falls to its side, turning back into the piece of bacon] Cool power though.
Thanks, [looks at the piece of bacon on the floor] Pretty trippy powers you got there I must admit.
[Smirks proudly] I know. I can fuck up people’s head really bad if I wanted to, mass hysteria is always fun to watch.
[Grins and Laughs] As much as I would love to see that, it’s just an illusion my friend. [the pig stops squealing and falls to its side, turning back into the piece of bacon] Cool power though.
[Luciano’s standing in the kitchen, a piece of bacon sitting on the counter]
…
[An evil grin appears on his face as the piece of bacon turns into a pig, the ig squealing as it runs off]
oh man I love my ability
[and he is standing there horrified] [all he wanted was the bacon and now there is a squealing pig running around]
What the fuck man?
[Shrugs and smirks] It’s always good to know where your food comes from.
[Luciano’s standing in the kitchen, a piece of bacon sitting on the counter]
...
[An evil grin appears on his face as the piece of bacon turns into a pig, the ig squealing as it runs off]
oh man I love my ability
[He was woken up by the ringing sound]
I don’t know who you are but you suck.
[Walks with him, slowly adjusting to the light] This is going to be so humiliating, I’m sure Syn is going to get a fucking kick out of this.
That’s why Syn doesn’t need to know! I’m in stellar shape, so I’ll just tell her you were at my room drinking or something.
[Looks at him and grins slightly] That’d be a nice save. Thanks.
[Walks with him, slowly adjusting to the light] This is going to be so humiliating, I’m sure Syn is going to get a fucking kick out of this.
@quantum-flavor-dynamics
[Luciano flew back at the explosion and landed on the ground, he kept his eyes shut and his down, the constant ringing in his ears making him wince]
Jesus christ [He slowly opens his eyes the view around him spinning in a constant blur, his head was killing him, it was way too much effort to keep his eyes open at this point]
[Rudolf was blasted back about 3 blocks and comes close to crashing into Lucitano] [He rolls over] You doing alright?
[who the hell is talking to him?] [He slowly turns his head wincing slightly, oh, that’s right they got their asses kicked] yeah.. just, a little disoriented, in pain, you know the usual.
Tch, i had a great pun lined up and everything. [scrambles to his feet] We ought to get you looked at. I’m not sure giving you cancer is going to help your situation much.
I’m sure it would have been earth shattering. [gets to his feet keeping his head away from the light, attempting to keep his balance] How the hell are you unaffected by the giant ass explosion that just slapped us in the face?
@quantum-flavor-dynamics
[Luciano flew back at the explosion and landed on the ground, he kept his eyes shut and his down, the constant ringing in his ears making him wince]
Jesus christ [He slowly opens his eyes the view around him spinning in a constant blur, his head was killing him, it was way too much effort to keep his eyes open at this point]
[Rudolf was blasted back about 3 blocks and comes close to crashing into Lucitano] [He rolls over] You doing alright?
[who the hell is talking to him?] [He slowly turns his head wincing slightly, oh, that’s right they got their asses kicked] yeah.. just, a little disoriented, in pain, you know the usual.
@quantum-flavor-dynamics
[Luciano flew back at the explosion and landed on the ground, he kept his eyes shut and his down, the constant ringing in his ears making him wince]
Jesus christ [He slowly opens his eyes the view around him spinning in a constant blur, his head was killing him, it was way too much effort to keep his eyes open at this point]
[Luciano looks around at the storm of bullets around him, he takes a deep breath and concentrates, a majority of bullets freezing in place] I can work with this]
[The bullets fly around him before forming themselves into a compact bomb, it lands in his hands and Luciano relaxes]
Rudolf! catch! [He tosses the bomb over to the other with a smirk on his face]
@quantum-flavor-dynamics @fixingfinn
LUCIANO ROLLED A 14
huh- [He sees the bullet fly past him and and looks back holding, his face looking.. worried? that’s not right,]
[his hand out in attempt to slow the bullet down] Rudolf look out!
[He struggles against the remains] okay this is too real! [shuts his eyes and looks down at the metal, watching it melt, the metal of the car transforms into icicles]
[He nods his head, the metal icicles flying at tino]
[Is kinda near Luci watching the police being slaughtered] [Laughing his ass off] Shiiiitttt!! You wanna go fight that guy?
@warpedrealitymaker
[Grins at him] I have been waiting for someone to ask me to beat up some mother fuckers since this fight started.
Let’s fuck this guy up.
[FIST PUMPS] YEET!! Alright, lets fucking do this. [He reaches into his backpack and whips out a couple of submachine guns] [Passes one to Luci]
Also I have a mini-nuke in my backpack so be aware of that! [Grins]
@fixingfinn @warpedrealitymaker
Ya two are so loud. [tosses his empty cup to the side] Ya really wanna fight me? Really? [looks at his construction project]
…
Okei! [and he launches a literal pillar of concrete at them[
[Looks at the pillar come at them and shuts his eyes, some chunks from the ground rising up to protect him as he jumps out of the way, the pillar knicking him slightly, he winces and holds his shoulder] Holy shit!
[Looks at him and stands holding his hand out, the pieces of ground that were seeming to shield him, flying out and transforming into a large whip]
hey look I can play real life legos too! [grins and snaps the whip, aiming it to wrap around tino]
[Is kinda near Luci watching the police being slaughtered] [Laughing his ass off] Shiiiitttt!! You wanna go fight that guy?
@warpedrealitymaker
[Grins at him] I have been waiting for someone to ask me to beat up some mother fuckers since this fight started.
Let’s fuck this guy up.
