No Pressure

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

Hey you. Pull my finger.

“Your finger? Sure!” Rudolf grabs the finger and gives it a hearty tug, a dumb grin forming on his face as he does so.

[zudienen-blog]

[said finger proceeds to pop off in the man’s grip] [cue theatrical screaming]

Aah my hand you have maimed me!! I’m gonna sue your filthy ass into the poor house!

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

fUCK!!! [With the force of a man who thought he just ripped off someone’s finger, Rudolf flings the digit into an unknown direction and yells loudly]

What the hell??! Are you made out of styrofoam???

[zudienen-blog]

[He spends a good minute laughing his ass of before wiping tears away with his functional hand]

Dude… oh man. It’s metal, I- Hoooly shit your face! Nobody has ever reacted so beautifully before.

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[Rudolf blinks a few times after recovering a little bit and as soon as he realizes that he has been played he brings to laugh]

What the fuckkkkkkk! You don't just do that, man! I'm pretty gullible, you know.

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[She wraps her arms around his neck] Did you take a stuffed rabbit from my room?

[sWEATS] What did it look like? I miiiiight have seen it!

[themoonsnightmare]

[She sounds lowkey threatening] It’s pink and small. It has a bow in its hair.

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[Hes beginning to think she wrapped her arms around his neck to prevent him from escaping rather than to be affectionate]

Eheheh….I think I may have…uh- borrow it! It’s probably In my room~

[themoonsnightmare]

[He’s probably right] Go get it then. [She kinda gives him an upset and disappointed sort of look]

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[suppresses a giggle] I can't. You're going to have to come with me to my room.

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[She wraps her arms around his neck] Did you take a stuffed rabbit from my room?

[sWEATS] What did it look like? I miiiiight have seen it!

[themoonsnightmare]

[She sounds lowkey threatening] It’s pink and small. It has a bow in its hair.

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[Hes beginning to think she wrapped her arms around his neck to prevent him from escaping rather than to be affectionate]

Eheheh....I think I may have...uh- borrow it! It's probably In my room~

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[She wraps her arms around his neck] Did you take a stuffed rabbit from my room?

[sWEATS] What did it look like? I miiiiight have seen it!

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

Hey you. Pull my finger.

“Your finger? Sure!” Rudolf grabs the finger and gives it a hearty tug, a dumb grin forming on his face as he does so.

[zudienen-blog]

[said finger proceeds to pop off in the man’s grip] [cue theatrical screaming]

Aah my hand you have maimed me!! I’m gonna sue your filthy ass into the poor house!

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

fUCK!!! [With the force of a man who thought he just ripped off someone's finger, Rudolf flings the digit into an unknown direction and yells loudly]

What the hell??! Are you made out of styrofoam???

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

Hey you. Pull my finger.

"Your finger? Sure!" Rudolf grabs the finger and gives it a hearty tug, a dumb grin forming on his face as he does so.

[crochetprince-blog]

Have you been on the roof before? It's amazing at night!

No, I haven’t! Are we allowed to go up there?

[crochetprince-blog]

quantum-flavor-dynamics:

I know, right? You don’t get to see stuff like this too often! [He brings his pair of binoculars up to his face and grins again]

I can’t think of a better place to do this, can you?

[ it takes him a while to respond ] [ he’s so awestruck ] [ you can see everything up here - the glinting stars studded throughout the softly quilted sky like the blanket he wished he could weave ]

…No…I couldn’t. It’s just…so amazing. The sky! The stars! They’re all so gorgeous.

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[He snaps his fingers and lowers his binoculars] Aren't you glad that you decided to come now! This is some cool shit.

[crochetprince-blog]

Have you been on the roof before? It's amazing at night!

No, I haven’t! Are we allowed to go up there?

[crochetprince-blog]

quantum-flavor-dynamics:

[After a look of surprise (nobody enjoys his puns ever under any circumstance) he gives and quick approving nod and points up]

Take a look, I think you can see some now!!

[ looks up at the sky ] [ wow ] [ it’s so…beautiful? ] [ he hasn’t been able to get a clear view of the stars for so long ]

It’s…amazing.

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

I know, right? You don't get to see stuff like this too often! [He brings his pair of binoculars up to his face and grins again]

I can't think of a better place to do this, can you?

[warpedrealitymaker-blog]

Heyy! Luci! Come here, I've got a great idea! [He peeks his head out of his door and gestures for Luci to approach.]

huh? [looks over and walks over to him] What is it?

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[He quickly exits and folds his arm, a huge grin plastered all over his face] Let’s have a guys night out!

[warpedrealitymaker-blog]

[Stands in front of him, putting his hands on his hips] A guys night out? [Thinks for a second before nodding] Alright. Haven’t had one of those yet. 

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

Hell yeah! This is going to be awesome! ...Do you have a car, I don't have a car yet.

[crochetprince-blog]

Have you been on the roof before? It's amazing at night!

No, I haven’t! Are we allowed to go up there?

[crochetprince-blog]

quantum-flavor-dynamics:

[He plucks it out, yanks the top off with his teeth and passes it along] You know, I’m really ex-cider-ed that you joined me! [FINGERGUNS]

[ it takes a moment for the joke to click ] [ but when it does he laughs ] Ahaha, that was a good one! [ he takes the drink n just kinda holds it for a moment ]

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[After a look of surprise (nobody enjoys his puns ever under any circumstance) he gives and quick approving nod and points up]

Take a look, I think you can see some now!!

[crochetprince-blog]

Have you been on the roof before? It's amazing at night!

No, I haven’t! Are we allowed to go up there?

[crochetprince-blog]

quantum-flavor-dynamics:

Beer! Coming right up! [He leans over and slaps the cooler open] Corona or Pineapple cider? They’re both pretty great.

[ sdjdjdjdj ] [ what does this mean ] [ noah doesn’t know what he’s doing ] Pine…apple cider? Please!

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[He plucks it out, yanks the top off with his teeth and passes it along] You know, I'm really ex-cider-ed that you joined me! [FINGERGUNS]

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[Brings the coffee over and sets it down right out of her reach] [He huffs too]

You’re lying.

[themoonsnightmare]

[She goes and sits up]

Something’s bothering you.

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

That's not true. [He sits back down next to her with his cup of coffee and scoots into her] [He rests his head against her shoulder]

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[Brings the coffee over and sets it down right out of her reach] [He huffs too]

You're lying.

[themoonsnightmare]

[she blinks]

Are you pouting?

[She pokes his cheeks and smiles]

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[He totally is] …No. [He slides out from under her and saunters over to the kitchen to fix her and himself more coffee]

[themoonsnightmare]

[She stays there and wraps herself in the blankets]

[Freyja burrito commence]

You are pouting!

[She’s yelling towards him]

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[He jumps a little and spills some coffee onto his hand when she yells at him]

No I'm not!!

[warpedrealitymaker-blog]

Heyy! Luci! Come here, I've got a great idea! [He peeks his head out of his door and gestures for Luci to approach.]

huh? [looks over and walks over to him] What is it?

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[He quickly exits and folds his arm, a huge grin plastered all over his face] Let's have a guys night out!

[themoonsnightmare]

[she blinks]

Are you pouting?

[She pokes his cheeks and smiles]

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

[He totally is] ...No. [He slides out from under her and saunters over to the kitchen to fix her and himself more coffee]

[crochetprince-blog]

Have you been on the roof before? It's amazing at night!

No, I haven’t! Are we allowed to go up there?

[crochetprince-blog]

quantum-flavor-dynamics:

[He nimbly follows Noah up the ladder and plods over to the green lawn chairs] [As he takes a seat, he passes Noah a pair of binoculars before reclining]

Want something to drink? I’ve got beer or soda in the cooler!

[ he takes his own seat as well, holding the binoculars in his hands as he took in the fresh scenery at face-value, first ]

[ BEER ] [ he was sure it was illegal but…but he was tempted… ] [ surely it wouldn’t be too bad just to have one ] [ besides, if his father liked them, they couldn’t be terrible ] Just…a beer please…?

[quantum-flavor-dynamics-blog]

Beer! Coming right up! [He leans over and slaps the cooler open] Corona or Pineapple cider? They're both pretty great.