famous;

Warren cartwright head of pr and heir to the cartwright fortune

[warren-cartwright]

text: Warren

Colby: I'm not use to not being liked.

Warren: I'm sorry.

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text: Warren

Colby: And she calls me Brie! Like? Bitch you know my name.

Warren: I'm sorry there's this conflict.

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text: Warren

Colby: No one is attacking you. I continue to attack the enemy, Sharon.

Warren: My hands are tied here. I'm sorry.

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text: Warren

Colby: I don't have a real job, Warren. I mostly just wander around and 'help' your dad when he calls me.

Colby: But dammit, I deserve to have a seat at lunch.

Colby: I am also very good at the other thing too, not that you care.

Warren: When did this become an attack on me? I never said anything about you.

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text: Warren

Colby: Because I fucked my way into the job.

Warren: But it's not as if you are bad at it.

Warren: The job not...the other thing.

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text: Warren

Colby: Can so! She drives me to drink! That's got to be a fireable offence!!

Warren: Why does she dislike you so much?

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text: Warren

Colby: We're all always growing.

Colby: Can you fire Sharon? That would fix a lot of my problems.

Warren: You know I can't.

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text: Warren

Colby: Eating is important for the growing mind, Warren.

Warren: Then it's a good thing I'm an adult who isn't growing.

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text: Warren

Colby: I'll bring you lunch.

Warren: It's fine. I don't really have time to stop and eat.

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text: Warren

Colby: Fine, I'll just have to bug you at lunch.

Warren: I don't really eat lunch, but sure.

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text: Warren

Colby: Legality is for losers.

Warren: Then I guess I'm a loser.

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text: Warren

Colby: ... Please?

Warren: I legally can't.

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text: Warren

Colby: You're HR, you can make them do anything.

Warren: Their lunch is their own time. I can't control their own time.

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text: Warren

Colby: I don't know, they're mad because I don't wear ill fitting pencil skirts I guess.

Colby: But when your dad's T-time is in the middle of the day, I have to eat with someone.

Warren: I don't think I can make them eat with you, Colby.

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text: Warren

Colby: She and the others won't let me each lunch with them.

Warren: Why?

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text: Warren

Colby: How do I file an HR complaint?

Colby: Because like, Sharon in accounting is getting on my last nerve.

Warren: What happened?

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text: Warren

Colby: Warren, come on, I was kidding.

Colby: I know if you had a true problem with my outfit you'd tell me in the formal environment of your office.

Warren: [read]