text: Warren
Colby: I'm not use to not being liked.
Warren: I'm sorry.

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text: Warren
Colby: I'm not use to not being liked.
Warren: I'm sorry.
text: Warren
Colby: And she calls me Brie! Like? Bitch you know my name.
Warren: I'm sorry there's this conflict.
text: Warren
Colby: No one is attacking you. I continue to attack the enemy, Sharon.
Warren: My hands are tied here. I'm sorry.
text: Warren
Colby: I don't have a real job, Warren. I mostly just wander around and 'help' your dad when he calls me.
Colby: But dammit, I deserve to have a seat at lunch.
Colby: I am also very good at the other thing too, not that you care.
Warren: When did this become an attack on me? I never said anything about you.
text: Warren
Colby: Because I fucked my way into the job.
Warren: But it's not as if you are bad at it.
Warren: The job not...the other thing.
text: Warren
Colby: Can so! She drives me to drink! That's got to be a fireable offence!!
Warren: Why does she dislike you so much?
text: Warren
Colby: We're all always growing.
Colby: Can you fire Sharon? That would fix a lot of my problems.
Warren: You know I can't.
text: Warren
Colby: Eating is important for the growing mind, Warren.
Warren: Then it's a good thing I'm an adult who isn't growing.
text: Warren
Colby: I'll bring you lunch.
Warren: It's fine. I don't really have time to stop and eat.
text: Warren
Colby: Fine, I'll just have to bug you at lunch.
Warren: I don't really eat lunch, but sure.
text: Warren
Colby: Legality is for losers.
Warren: Then I guess I'm a loser.
text: Warren
Colby: ... Please?
Warren: I legally can't.
text: Warren
Colby: You're HR, you can make them do anything.
Warren: Their lunch is their own time. I can't control their own time.
text: Warren
Colby: I don't know, they're mad because I don't wear ill fitting pencil skirts I guess.
Colby: But when your dad's T-time is in the middle of the day, I have to eat with someone.
Warren: I don't think I can make them eat with you, Colby.
text: Warren
Colby: She and the others won't let me each lunch with them.
Warren: Why?
text: Warren
Colby: How do I file an HR complaint?
Colby: Because like, Sharon in accounting is getting on my last nerve.
Warren: What happened?
text: Warren
Colby: Warren, come on, I was kidding.
Colby: I know if you had a true problem with my outfit you'd tell me in the formal environment of your office.
Warren: [read]