WOTSIT

Seven days in a week; seven types of things to blog about. Not necessarily in order.

[warriorbard]

Pray for me now my calamity is at hand.

John Stubbs, about to get his hand cut off

[warriorbard]

Wonder how often life is a subtle, desperate scramble between two people who have made plans hoping the other will cancel first.

[warriorbard]

Jon Snow DOES know something; he knows how to live life without Ygrittes.

[justbadpuns]

I’m trying to start a memory-foam mattress company, I just don’t know how to make a good first impression

[warriorbard]

You owe the world a blanket apology

[warriorbard]

Random Rebel: General Leia! Where have we been looking for Luke Skywalker?

Leia: Well we've looked at th-

Random Rebel: *shouts at the top their lungs*

IN ALDERAAN PLACES!

Leia: You're fired.

[warriorbard]

I used to like shrimp, once uprawn a time...

[warriorbard]

With orphanages like these, I could see myself adopting and rocking the single dad life... ...however BRIEf the relationship.

[warriorbard]

When you want to be nice but you want another slice.

[warriorbard]

Animal crackers and cocoa to drink, That is the finest of suppers I think; When I'm grown up and can have what I please I think I shall always insist upon these. What do YOU choose when you're offered a treat? When Mother says, "What would you like best to eat?" Is it waffles and syrup, or cinnamon toast? It's cocoa and animals that I love most! The kitchen's the cosiest place that I know; The kettle is singing, the stove is aglow, And there in the twilight, how jolly to see The cocoa and animals waiting for me. Daddy and Mother dine later in state, With Mary to cook for them, Susan to wait; But they don't have nearly as much fun as I Who eat in the kitchen with Nurse standing by; And Daddy once said, he would like to be me Having cocoa and animals once more for tea. -Christopher Morley

[warriorbard]

I almost drove past the taco bell this morning. I needed to brake fast, burrito.

[warriorbard]

The new presidential election method will be via a monopoly tournament and you're trying to make your opponent win.

[warriorbard]

Things that destroy my self-confidence: 1. Calling someone and hearing my own voice because they have me on speakerphone

[warriorbard]

My parents made me an emergency kit with rations and medicine for the trunk of my car.

My car is excited to be a prospective abandoned vehicle with loot at the side of the road in all the latest video games.

[warriorbard]

So indescribable is an adjective. An adjective is a describing word or phrase. I wonder what else there is to think about and not sleep.

[warriorbard]

"Tinsel" is so 1968. It is now to be referred to as "robot loogies."

[warriorbard]

I need to stop running so many apps on my phone; i chew through data faster than star trek: nemesis

[positivelypositronic]

Oh man I just about spit my tea laughing! Too soon. Always too soon. T.T

[warriorbard]

Too...Soong?

[warriorbard]

I need to stop running so many apps on my phone; i chew through data faster than star trek: nemesis