built. black. geek.

He/Him. Non-breeding adult.

[actuallymagsdump]

[prguitarman]

Happy April 25th

[mascara-massacres]

Both. Both are true.

[spockvarietyhour]

how will people know I'm talking abt Caesar unless I canoe the information to them.

[oviids]

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

[caparrucia]

God FORBID women do anything!

[animusrox]

Holiday Knights The New Batman Adventures

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

happy holidays, to those who observe

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[mockssblog-deactivated20170103]

Ashtdbbuyfxascvhrszfdssgg

[wally-jo]

i wanna know who got fired for this

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[un-kn0wnn25]

Carol of the Bells played by basketballs

[mlcookies]

How lit is this lol

[prismatic-bell]

Please appreciate that those basketballs had to be inflated to different pressures to produce notes. Not only did they have to tune the balls, they had to figure out not when the balls should hit but when they should be dropped to hit at the appropriate time.

[evilsquirrel18]

They were so focused!

[lazerblues]

Happy aniversary you dumb fucks @staff

[true-king-of-monsters]

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

[homopower]

[backseat-burner]

happy anniversary

[dialupmodern]

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chalkboard-wolf]

Happy anniversary peebrains

[backseat-burner]

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[argumate]

okay so that’s at least one person who would have no problem if they got sent back to medieval times, the guild hall absolutely going off to this mashup

[quasi-normalcy]

@honey-wine-and-time

[nyxetoile]

Husband: That tune is really familiar.

Me: It’s the Pirates of the Caribbean theme.

Him: Ah.

Me: Mashed with Carol of the Bells. On a harp.

Him: *stares*

Me: Everything is on the internet somewhere.

[thememedaddy]

[rnavka]

[rnavka]

[rnavka]

[thegalacticbucket]

[evilscientist3]

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

[sludgenaut]

[everythingfox]

Kitty stomp

[doggosource]

[chongoblog]

Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

[o-craven-canto]

represent

Looks like we got a filthy Protestant here; heat up the irons, boys