Fangirling Through Life...

Basically Everything You Need To Know: 22 Years Since My Expulsion From The Womb. Self-Proclaimed Guru Of All Things Awkward/Nerdy. My ultimate goal for the future is to become fluent in Korean and move to South Korea. Pierced For Your Pleasure. I Also Have Tattoos.

[sandmandaddy69]

[ex-girlfiend]

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[huckleberryb]

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

need me a freak like that

[lesbianblackphillip]

LMAO *applies lip balm for 3 whole minutes*

[watchmebeawkward]

I’m Baaaack..

Hello there everyone! Or no one at all, depending on if (in my extended absence from the platform) I gained or lost many followers who actually care what I have to say.

-NEVERTHELESS-

I’m back! It’s been a good almost 2 years since I’ve been the slightest bit active on here and it’s made me very sad to be gone :(  I’m so excited to be back posting content for my devoted 3 followers (shoutout to my Mom, Dad, and cousin Tom - you guys are the best fanclub.)!

On a serious note though, I’ve had quite the past two years. I’ve gotten married, bought and moved into my first home with my husband and two kids (fur-kids, I should say!), and I’ve gotten promoted at work! Things have, for the most part, been on the up-and-up for quite a while and I love the fact that I can say that I’m truly happy.

I’ve decided to come back to Tumblr after this time because I genuinely missed the community and how being a part of this website made me feel - like I was accepted no matter what. I’m not too sure what type of content I’m going to be writing about just yet, but I’ll figure that out along the way. I hope what I write can provide entertainment, distraction, hope, pleasure, etc. I look forward to continuing the journey I started long ago. 

[watchmebeawkward]

On this episode of Don't Fucking Let Mariah In Hobby Lobby 👍 . . . #shit #innermonologue #truth #mythoughts #HobbyLobby #letters #crafty #crafting #funny #innappropriate #ohwell #like #hashtag #crocs https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl2BO6wHM29/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zopxmwq875tb

[watchmebeawkward]

On March 8, 2015, I chose you. I have chosen and will continue to choose you - forever and always. Words can't accurately express how excited I am to become your wife in 54 days. ❤ (pc: @mm_photographypage ) . . . #mylove #forever #gettingmarried #engaged #HelloHumbert #Ichooseyou #ido #weregettingmarried #pokemon #pokeball #bestreference #nerdcouple #cute #excited #cantwait #love https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl2AVuBnXv-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=394i255lddor

[watchmebeawkward]

Just your usual trip to Hobby Lobby. 👍 . . . #youreadopted #wethoughtyouknew #badnews #dontshootthemessenger #sorry #arewebadpeople #probs #ohwell #funny #hobbylobby #adventures #goodtimes #like

[watchmebeawkward]

Took this picture without realizing the hilarious photobomb from this sleepy man. 😂👍🏼 . . . #planeride #photobomb #hilarious #sleepy #catchingflies #same #bored #tongueout #pierced #piercedgirls #cute #orsoithought #lookbeforeyousnap #outcold #hashtag #like

[watchmebeawkward]

Take me back to Seattle 💕🛫💕 . . . #seattle #washington #birthdaytrip #sofun #takemeback #pikeplacemarket #seattlegreatwheel🎡 #gorgeous #love #travel #wanderlust #blueskies #goodtimes #fianceé #mylove #futuremrs #honeymoondestination ? #hashtag #like

[watchmebeawkward]

I see pretty flowers, I snap pictures 🌹🌸 . . . #flowers #beautiful #nature #pink

[watchmebeawkward]

Getting real sick of hypocrites and narcissism nowadays ✌ . . . #random #idk #selfie #barista #Caribou #cariboucoffee #coffeelife #onmygrind #workhardplaynever #nolife #pierced #piercedgirls #blueeyes #blueshirt #matching #arentiamazing #loljustkidding #toomanyhashtags #hashtag #like

[watchmebeawkward]

For those who didn't know.. I'm now rocking some blonde on my head. ✌❤ . . . #newhair #blonde #bleached #balayage #dyejob #lovingit #sohappy #blondesdoitbetter #byebyebrunette #blondebombshell #beautiful #sassy #cute #styled #curls #love #hashtag #like

[watchmebeawkward]

My newest addition ❤ So happy to have this homage to my favorite Harry Potter character and favorite actor. Always 💕 . . . #severussnape #alanrickman #harrypotter #hp #wand #snapeswand #tattoo #number13 #afterallthistime #always #potterhead #forlife #love #inked #newtattoo #girlswithtattoos #girlswithink #homage #tributetattoo #hashtag #like

[watchmebeawkward]

Happy #NationalPuppyDay to my favorite little cutie ❤ . . . #nationalpuppyday #puppy #cutie #cute #love #adorable #dork #silly #Gizmo #pug #keeshond #mixedbreed #perfect #littlebaby #myfavorite #dogmom #hashtag #like

[watchmebeawkward]

Road trip with my little family ❤ . . . #family #love #little #happy #blessed #fiancée #puppy #Gizmo #myloves #roadtrip #goingtoseegrandma #cute #pug #keeshond #puppiesofinstagram #lucky #weirdos #pierced #piercedgirls #roadtrippin #hashtag #like

[watchmebeawkward]

Really happy that my hair looks nice in this picture, especially since I hadn't washed it for 2 1/2 days. 👌 . . . #imamess #gross #stillcutethough #cute #smile #hat #hoodie #peach #glasses #roadtrip #brows #pierced #piercedgirls #girlswithpiercings #blueeyes #loveyourself #selflove #hashtag #like