things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
get out
fuck you
shut the fuck up
oh my god why
you need to stop
you’re not funny
that was terrible
are you proud of that
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@wavelength-frequencies
things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:
get out
fuck you
shut the fuck up
oh my god why
you need to stop
you’re not funny
that was terrible
are you proud of that
‡
Mmmrph…. [Doesn’t notice the feline medicbot climbing into the berth but she wraps her limbs around him reflexively.] Gzzzzz…. [It’d take more than that to wake her up!]
Send me ‡ for my character's reaction to yours climbing into bed with mine.
Sakura (part 1) [by Rin.U]
+mechslaughter-enthusiast is on the comm+
[x] — He just cackles and starts to come closer to her anyway. He’s noticing a habit that others have, by not approaching him when asked. “Don’ be afraid. I don’ bite.” He stalks over to stop behind her, then suddenly snapping his denta together in a loud clang of metal.
"Look at me, baby."
[That cackle is not doing her poor nerves any favours at all, nor are those sharp denta... maybe it'd be best to play along for now but she is getting quite nervous indeed. She jumps as the loud clang reverberates in the air.]
Y-yeep! [Veeeeery hesitantly she turns to face him.] Y...y-yes?
+mechslaughter-enthusiast is on the comm+
[ x ] — “Don’ worry ‘bout it, sweetspark. I know a way y’can make it up t’me.”
And judging by the way he smiles with those wicked denta, it’s questionable.
Uh.... [Well, that's one way to make someone uncomfortable really quickly.] Y-you do? My apology i-isn't enough on its own?
+mechslaughter-enthusiast is on the comm+
[Stares.]
….Am I just a magnet for odd bots or something?
[x] — “Girl, I’d be more careful ‘bout who ya call “odd”. Ya never know who might take it too personally.”
I-I guess you're right! [clears her vocoder] Erm, s-sorry if I offended you or anything....
More outfit commissions, this time for pigsocks.
Since the character plays piano I wanted at least one outfit with a music theme.
Aaaaahhhhhhh I still can’t get over how lovely these are!! Thank you so much once again, I love these so much! ;v; <333
+mechslaughter-enthusiast is on the comm+
[Stares.]
....Am I just a magnet for odd bots or something?
Don't mind the somnotrope dancing in your direction.
[Excuse her while she does the Single Ladies handwave in HIS direction, in a mockery of waving him over :D]
send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.
1: aggressive kiss
2: all over kiss
3: back kiss
4: cheek kiss
5: eyelid kiss
6: fingers kiss
7: firm kiss
8: first kiss
9: forehead kiss
10: french kiss
11: gentle kiss
12: ghost kiss
13: hand kiss
14: jawline kiss
15: last kiss
16: neck kiss
17: rain kiss
18: stomach kiss
19: underwater kiss
20: upside down kiss
[INTENSE SIDE-EYEING]
What? What did I do now?
[Fidgeting.]
[Tickling is hard to do with no digits but he will certainly try.]
"IIII’m gonna get youuuuu~"
[He tries to wiggle his claws in her seams again, grinning wickedly.]
We'll see about thaaaaaaat!
[She breaks into laughter now, squirming fully away from his claws and returning fire by tickling at his neck panels. A-HA!]
Can I kiss you? uwu
You dont have to ask
Oh, good! Does that mean next time I can just surprise you? <3
Top of head, Stomach, Fingers, Wrist
((quiet weeping because Juke is a precious nerdbaby bes freeeeennnnnnnnnn))
Touch my muse! Touching is a quiet way of conveying your feelings, so tell me how you feel with your touch!
Top of head: Sibling affection/parental affection
Hair: Yearning
Ear: "I want you to hear me out."
Nose: "You're so cute."
Cheek: "I want to tell you I love you."/Deep affection/Devotion
Neck: Dislike/Hate/Disdain
Shoulder: Worry/Concern for other/Fear
Waist: Possessiveness/"You are mine."
Over the heart: "I love you."
Butt: Sexual attractiveness/lust
Hip: Interest
Back: Wanting to kill/will betray you one day
Stomach: Fun!/Silliness/"Wanna go cause some trouble?"
Forearm: Indifference/Don't particularly care for
Biceps: Aggravation/Irritation/"You are an idiot."
Fingers: Friendship/amicable
Wrist: Fear of losing you
Knee: "Don't worry, I'm here for you."
Chin: Beauty/attractiveness
Thigh: Sympathy/empathy
Calves: "I will cause you pain."
Feet: "I will serve you forever."/Deep devotion and and feelings of servitude/extreme fealty
[INTENSE SIDE-EYEING]
What? What did I do now?
[Fidgeting.]
"Oh yeah. Solid gold scraplet waste."
[He snickers. Oh, he’s calling you on it whether you want him to or not.
The boop to his nose gets a cross-opticed look and odd little honk of noise before he licks a long stripe on the offending finger, poking at her seams with a claw.]
I’m sure there’s a market for that somewhere~
[The weird little honk makes her break into some mad giggles, before she squirms away from his claw. He wants a throwdown? She can provide.]
Don’t make me come over there! [Fingers waggle threateningly even though her grin is a mile wide.]