I'm Always A Slut For Friendship

18 years old MBTI: INFP She/her Landfill of Assorted Trash

[books-and-cookies]

I’m the weirdo who mouths words while walking on the street because I’m listening to music and I have to sing along.

[raptorific]

my girlfriend’s keysmashes go “ASDFGHJKL” like she actually just hits the middle row of keys in sequential order and I pointed it out to her and now she says she’s being attacked because I put her response on this picture

[dennys]

Denny's, how do I win a man's heart?

do you mean, like, from the claw machine?

[pushingspacies]

You may be a delicate flower but, hey, so is Belladonna and it can still kill people.

My boss, in what is probably the most inspiring thing I’ve ever heard. (via heloisedevillefort)

[h-el-l-deactivated20200408]

i made one

[avpdkaneki]

pour one out for all the people who’s messages went unanswered because i told myself i’d answer them later but when later came around i decided it was Too Late

[selenaquintanilla]

12 year old Britney Spears dabbing on MMC in 1994

[lohanthony-deactivated20210629]

add dabbing to the list of things legend invented

[shrimpbog]

Danny as usually was “going ghost” Unfortunately they didn’t translated few last episodes with polish dubbing.. So subtitles were “uduchawiam się”. Which literally means something like “i’m getting spiritualizing”.

[foreveraphan14]

I’ M  G E T T I N G  S P I R I T U A L I Z I N G

[laughordie]

this was a real show 

[soyoumusik]

Thank you so much ClassicFm

[sopranoandthealtoclef]

Omfg

[falossuhfeesshadow]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

man in a store: *opens up wallet and theres just a cobweb in there* ahh fuck :/

spider in the roof of the store: *opens up wallet and theres just a bunch of money in there* ahh shit ::::/

[girllenin]

I love how incredulous this is, daily mail readers must live in a constant state of amazement and bewilderment, it’s cute.

[secondstringheroine]

Daily Mail, I know your wording is supposed to scare and horrify me, but this is the cutest thing I have read today.

[punlich]

This is adorable, cute happy trans girl couple yay

[warriortomaiden]

Their just so terrified, it would be hilarious if they weren’t trying to kill us.

[tracyalexander-deactivated20201]

I was so amused by the cuteness I literally wasn’t even aware this was supposed to be scaremongering rather than celebration until someone pointed out this was Daily Mail.

[justbadpuns]

I almost mist the pun

[gaycrane-deactivated20210730]

“there were no cases of autism before 1930″

Yeah mt Everest wasn’t discovered till 1856 but im sure the fucking mountain still existed

[justneckbeardthings]

[respectfulmemes]