Rating the US Amendments
It has been 47 years since congress passed a constitutional amendment. The 27th was ratified only 26 years ago but congress passed with the Bill of Rights. I personally think we are long overdue for some constitutional amendments but seeing as US politics today is a lot like bear excrement that probably isnāt happening anytime soon. In the meantime here is my opinion and rating of the existing 27 amendments in descending order. The 27th Amendment. 9/10. This is probably the coolest amendment given its record setting ratification period of over 200 years. It is kind of a no brains idea and I think it is laughable that the 13 original state legislatures were likeĀ ānah I could be a senator some day I donāt want this shit holding me back.ā The 26th Amendment.Ā 4/10. I guess the voting age has got to be somewhere but it is only arbitrarily 18 because that was the arbitrary age that you got drafted at during Vietnam. Anyway I wish they had arbitrarily chosen 17 instead because at least 17 is prime. The 25th Amendment.Ā 7/10. Took them too many words to get the point across if you ask me. A necessary amendment but I think we should look back at mid 1960s and the sudden wiliness to pull back the presidents power a little bit we can all agree that there was a lot more to do here. The 24th Amendment.Ā 10/10. One of the best amendments. A nice compromise of todayās political landscape. Republicans hate taxes and Democrats hate it when you make it hard for poor people to vote. Absolutely the only standing amendment that would have a snowballs chance in hell at ratification in 2018.
The 23rd Amendment.Ā 5/10. Wow we were really close to a solid amendment here then we went and blew it with 6 wordsĀ ābut in no event more thanā yeah so we going to limit DCās voting power because Tom from Wyoming isnāt over represented enough? Also if we donāt pass an amendment giving DC citizens actual representatives before I am 50 Iām starting a revolution for taxation without representation. The 22nd Amendment. 3/10. I think term limits are a good thing. I think that the 2 terms is 1 too many. I think there should be an election the year after the midterms to extend the presidency by 2 more years for a maximum of 6 years served. Some would say this creates a longer lame duck period but who cares as it is today the president is just running for office that year anyway. The 21st Amendment. 2/10. Should have decriminalized all drugs. The 20th Amendment. 3/10. First of all we know you mean eastern time but have some dignity and specify it. Secondly I take significant issue with how we are supposed to choose a president if something happens to our elects. Lastly, limiting the ratification period of an amendment is lame. The 19th Amendment.Ā Ā 10/10. If only they had stopped at the word State or addedĀ āor any other reasonā to the end of the sentence I would give this an 11/10. Ā The 18th Amendment.Ā 2/10. Gets some credit for always being an easy question on the AP US history exam. Doesnāt matter anymore and also was trash to begin with. The 17th Amendment.Ā 9/10. Wow, can you imagine what todayās lobbyist would do if we had not gotten this through before 1980? It actually terrifies me when I think about how most of our federal laws came before this. I understand at the time it was different but boy are we not in the same world we were in 1787 The 16th Amendment.Ā 6/10. Income tax is one way of doing it. The 15th Amendment.Ā 10/10. Okay welcome to the ones you actually know. This one is like the 19th, they came so close to writing a perfect law but they missed it.
The 14th Amendment. 6/10. Wow is the 14th amendment a mixed bag. I really wish they had thought this one through a little bit more especially since it has evolved to be the corner stone of a shit ton of constitutional debate and supreme court rulings. Letās break this one down by Section. Section 1Ā 4/10. Welcome to the infamous equal protection clause everybody. Woo-boy. This section really starts off quite wonderfully. I wish they had defined some of their terms. Liberty, due process of law, and equal protection are all too vague. Unfortunately, we have a bunch of idiots that interrupt this asĀ āit is okay to stuff children in cages.ā So, I donāt know, maybe a clarifying statement that makes it obvious that you canāt stuff children in cages. Section 2Ā 7/10. Indigenous people should count. Section 3Ā 4/10. Meh.Ā Section 4Ā 6/10. For some reason I feel like section 4 covers the necessary basis and we can let them be elected and scrap section 3. Maybe Iām too easy on the rebel scum. Section 5Ā 5/10. Seems obvious. The 13th Amendment.Ā 10/10. We should do a better job enforcing it. The 12th Amendment.Ā 6/10. Fine but we all know the original way was more fun. The 11th Amendment.Ā 3/10. Fun fact a few months ago the New Jersey Senate post ratified this amendment. It is still pending ratification in the general assembly. I think this amendment is bad because well Iām a federalist piece of trash that Jefferson would hate.Ā The 10th Amendment.Ā 5/10. It is really difficult to believe that every ounce of power in the pages and pages of federal laws and executive orders is granted to the federal government by the constitution. Everyone basically points at this amendment when it is convenient for their political leanings and ignores it when its not. Iād be okay with a return to enforcement but only if like a lot of really important things are added to the constitution first. The 9th Amendment.Ā 10/10. A truly great amendment. Could use an update to modern language but all around wonderful. The 8th Amendment.Ā Ā 2/10. What is excessive? What is cruel and unusual? Why is execution still a thing? Hod did we end up with mass incarceration? The answer to all of this and more whenever our government figures out the 8th Amendment is greatly in need of a refresh.
The 7th Amendment.Ā 7/10. Needs updating like pretty much all the bill of rights but overall one of the least outdated parts. I think it would be really funny if every-time somebody got a parking ticket over 20 dollars we insisted on a jury trial. Then we would just have a collective citizens agreement to jury nullify any parking tickets from street cleaning days in Pittsburgh. That would be great. The 6th Amendment.Ā 9/10. I am sure there is likely something wrong with this amendment but Iām not smart enough to understand what that is. I like it although I donāt think we enforce it so... we should do that? The 5th Amendment. 3/10. Screw the military getting their own trials that is dog shit. You defend our freedoms you should be tried under the freedoms we enjoy. I also think they need to be explicit about who has the authority to quantify just compensation for private property taken for public use. The 4th Amendment.Ā 7/10. It is good. Could be enforced better. Unreasonable should be defied. The 3rd Amendment.Ā 8/10. I donāt think this could ever even come up today but I love it so much. The 2nd Amendment. 0/10. Why is the amendment so different than all the others? How do the comas in the original vs the ratified copy change the meaning? I really donāt see how this can be interrupted to be anything other than one of the following 3: I have absolute rights to arms including nuclear warheads. I have absolute rights to revolutionary era weapons including canons but no specific rights to anything invented after the ratification of this amendment. Or I have no specific rights at all to any weapons unless I am in a regulated militia. Very few people seem to be arguing any of these points making this the single worse amendment of the whole Constitution.Ā The 1st Amendment. 10/10. Has really stood the test of time. This is a good one.











