ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ ɢᴏ!

[weakestpaladin]

someday we will be blessed with a roland

[weakestpaladin]

elusivemaster‌:

“????????”

[weakestpaladin]

elusivemaster‌:

She automatically pinched the pink paladin’s nose. VERY HARD. “Fix your mess.” 

He squeaks and flails his arms some but doesn’t pull away from his master’s cruel and unusual punishment! “B-But master!-- Y-Yes, ma’am. Right away! I’m so sorry for causing you so much trouble!”

[weakestpaladin]

elusivemaster‌:

@weakestpaladin

“Astoflo.” 

The Master’s tone was flat. 

“Yes, master? I’ve arrived as soon as you called for me!”

[weakestpaladin]

coolestpaladin‌:

❝ I’m leaving, Astolfo. ❞

“When are you coming back?”

[weakestpaladin]

ardenssolis‌:

     ❝…?❞ Was the other asking him a question? Or…was this a demand? He was at a bit of a loss at this moment. ❝I do not understand, my fellow Rider. Did you…desire shaved ice?❞ Was that the ice in cones where you put flavoring on it? He did not understand the point of such a treat, but it was delicious.

“Mmm! I didn’t get to try it at all last time and I’m having a little bit of trouble with the person I was supposed to go with! But I still want to get him some as well but I’m a little annoyed at him right now. I guess at myself!” Honestly, he didn’t have the right words for it. “Waah... I shouldn’t bother you with this stuff, I’m sorry! Forget I asked, okay? I didn’t mean to take up any of your time!” Astolfo claims. A jumbled mess of decisions as he tries to get his thoughts in track.

[weakestpaladin]

coolestpaladin replied to your post: @ardenssolis “Rider! Rider! RIDER! Shaved ice.”

HEY HEY //HEY//

“I TOLD YOU I’M ASKING THE SUN KING INSTEAD!”

[weakestpaladin]

@ardenssolis

“Rider! Rider! RIDER! Shaved ice.”

[weakestpaladin]

coolestpaladin‌:

❝ ASTOLFO. ❞

“I just want shaved ice! If you’re not gonna take me then--... I’ll ask the Sun King!”

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Fate/Extella Link DLC Outfits → Astolfo  

[weakestpaladin]

coolestpaladin‌:

❝ Sir Gawain knows to treat his king with respect! I am––your king! ❞ Congratulations, Astolfo, he’s actually using his status for once just to deflect the pink roses floating around in the air (or is that just a lovesick hallucination?) because he doesn’t know what else to do or say. ❝ Sharuru is… too casual! ❞ Please, he’s talked about this. Pet names in private only.

He was using his status now?! There was no helping it, despite his fun, if Charlemagne was becoming annoying or upset with him, even Astolfo had the mind to know when to stop his actions. “Alright, I give up! I won’t tease you anymore, okay? See, see? I stopped!” He claims again, arms held in front of him as he takes a few steps back and away from the other.

[weakestpaladin]

dialogue 5 talk? yes pls

Yo-sh, Master, I am your sword, your blade, your arrow! Because you put your trust in this weak me until now, I’ll answer your trust with all my power.

[weakestpaladin]

HE'S GOING TO ADOPT ASTOLFO ALONG W THE RIDER'S NOW CUTE BOYFRIEND. SORRY ARTHUR, CAN'T STOP HIM NOW

Take good care of them!!

[weakestpaladin]

coolestpaladin‌:

––and he jerks his head away from the other’s grip. ❝ Conduct yourself appropriately, Astolfo! We are knights! Think of how Sir Gawain behaves! ❞ His face really does feel like it’s on fire, but he’s never going to admit that. At least not right now.

Oh? He was moving away? How disappointing— but amusing! It seems like his teasing was working... A little too well, actually, as it seems because now he was being scolded! “Ah? Wouldn’t Sir Gawain dote upon his loved one? He absolutely would, Sharuru!” The paladin proclaims!

[weakestpaladin]

coolestpaladin‌:

❝ What are you saying in front of everyone, Astolfo?! Why are you… ❞ Deep breath.

❝ We are in public! ❞

He flinches a bit at the sudden yelling but the paladin was soon overtaken by a hearty laugh! Astolfo’s hands reached out and held the King’s cheeks in them. “You’re so loud, Charlie. Did I embarrass you? Your face is really red right now, you know?”

[weakestpaladin]

coolestpaladin‌:

❝ This is not what I meant when I said you’re my favorite. ❞ He’s only denying because you’re trying to surpass his cool levels.

“Waah? Really? You got on one knee and everything and held my hand! You looked a little cool doing it though.”

[weakestpaladin]

“@coolestpaladin is my boyfriend now.” ‘But I’m much cooler~”