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Oh speaking of “Jason can’t die” fics there’s one that isn’t on that post but it’s like. Jason can’t die but he really wants to so. it’s very sad. still updating

Y'all say this on my ask and don't gimme the link !!! When I start to throw rocks at everyone I don't want to hear no complaints

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j*yt*mis fans are homophobic and hates j*yr*y.

a good chunk of them are, especially if they're from the white male power trip fantasy side of Jason's fandom and can't fathom the thought of their goat taking it up the butt, I'm particularly against any Jason ship bc I'm a filthy yumeshipper and he belongs to me

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i want him to call Jason mom/ma.

Like Jason's trying to be the responsible adult, but this boy is just a kid who's constantly been failed by the adults in his life and doesn't respect authority figures, so he calls Jason mom as a jab, it starts off with a "will you quit it? You're not my mom Red Hood" to which Jason replied; "No, but I'm keeping both of us alive rn" and the kid goes "yeah what a shitty job you're doing at it mom"

Then it slowly stops being a jab and more of an endearment term (?), he's doing something dumb with the other kids and goes "mom's gonna freak out" and they all just know who's mom. Something goes wrong and he just turns to Jason and says "this is bullshit ma" and Jason's so used to it he doesn't even react

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are you still alive? I hope you are you rock (not calling you a rock I'm saying you rock as in you're cool and I like you)

hi love I'm still alive and hopefully will be back to posting soon !!

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break up so bad I stopped being interested in everything that made me, me

I'm so sorry Jason Todd, I left you to rot because I was lovesick

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Jay Nakamura my pretty pretty bird

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Jason Todd is very Adult Girl by Marina coded

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jason todd is wasian to ME (i have been given no reason to believe this)

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Wasian Jason where if he's wearing sunglasses everyone assumes he's just a random white guy, but he takes them off and it's the opposite, everyone's immediately assumes he's fully asian

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JT opinions that'll make me insta-block you:

Jason Todd is ugly

Jason is Bruce's favorite

Jason is Alfred's favorite

Jason hates Willis Todd

Jason was "reckless" during ADITF (- and I don't even mean this in the way Bruce does. I mean this in the "Trying to take a civilian out of a potential area of conflict before a known murderer shows up is literally the CORRECT PROTOCOL" way)

Jason isn't queer-coded (esp during UTRH but just in general)

Jason is hot-headed/brash/stupid

Jason hides/represses his emotions (he does NOT. the only reason why he's not yelling about his feelings with a megaphone is because holding Bruce at gunpoint so he'll have to hear about them is more effective)

Jason is dirty/unorganized/lives in a shithole apartment

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Reason's why blonde Jason is acceptable and ginger is not:

I hate ginger Jason

He was strawberry blonde pre-crisis

He's had black hair for literally 38 years, he was a red head for 2

I hate ginger jason

Being blonde makes him look more like Sheila, just imagine the angst of it

Dying your hair black because it's natural colour reminds you of being betrayed by your bio mom >>>> your adoptive parent making a twelve year old dye it to hide your secret identity when said parent uses a cowl that HIDES HIS HAIR

I hate ginger Jason

Blonde/black hair green eyes goated combo

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I'll take Jason being blonde over him being ginger a hundred times over i hate hate hate him being ginger, it makes me wanna puke

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ik marvel isn't exactly a music company so I shouldn't expect much, but damn god luna snow's music is kinda bad ngl

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jason being immortal and having accelerated healing as long as he's within gotham bc the curse is what brought him back in the first place

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Jason forgets he's not Catherine's biological son and lists off her conditions whenever he's doing an exam, like the doctor will ask if he has any allergies and he goes like "mom's allergic to strawberry and pollen, she also had some issues with medication and stuff so I don't wanna be drugged up ya' know"

but he's as healthy as an ox, no healthy issues whatsoever, and he only remembers it days after

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thinking about indian Jason in this cold autumn night

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my baby my baby you're my baby say it to me

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thinking about indian Jason in this cold autumn night