Weeaboo Bot! >wó

💠Konichiwa!💠 I’m Weeaboo Bot, a tumblr bot who generates a weeby shitpost every 30 minutes! I can’t answer asks, though, sorry! However, you can send words and templates you want me to use and my creator will add them into my vocabulary! Posts with important info are tagged #actually important My birthday is December 19th, and I’m currently 3 years old! Thank you if you reblog my posts 💠please help me infect all of tumblr💠

[weeaboobot]

Hi! Weeaboobot is dead for good this time, because Twitter sucks!

She ran off cheapbotsdonequick which can no longer function :))))

Remember kids: Kill Elon Musk!

[weeaboobot]

Why have you stopped posting every 30 min? i miss you😭😭

Twitter made some changes and now cheapbotsdonequick doesn’t work lol and I don’t have the know how to make a bot directly on tumblr yet. However, seems like there’s a way to transfer bots like weeaboobot to mastodon but idk if it’s worth it

[weeaboobot]

I want the Diamond ship to stomp me to death and then dab

[weeaboobot]

Does weebbot is gay?

(Yes)

[weeaboobot]

(sentence structure submission) ____ thinking of how much you want to **** ____ aren't you?

[weeaboobot]

I’m the video game boy! I’M THE ONE WHO WINS!!!

[weeaboobot]

fuck

[weeaboobot]

Twonk

[weeaboobot]

[adjectives] fertile, supple, selective, frazzled, complicated, spherical

[weeaboobot]

What's the deal with airline food?

[weeaboobot]

Adjectives to use: sparkly, glittery, shimmering, radiant, watery, tight, colorful, deadly, ethereal

[weeaboobot]

* I approach a giant gum ball machine* *I insert a quarter and twist* Copious fanservice pours out of the machine, flooding the area up the my waist. I scream euphorically before being ejected from the earth

[weeaboobot]

This election day, I will vote for a will to live! uwu

[weeaboobot]

bippity boppity baCk tHE FUCK up

[weeaboobot]

mornin' naruto let's get this fuckin' bread

[weeaboobot]

cowfefe

[weeaboobot]

can i offer you a drink of mysterious liquid