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<3

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my son who i love

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ibuprofen milkshake

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getting stunlocked at the train station when every time i scoot around someone who's blocking my path two more people appear directly in front of me

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they call me over-the-shoulder restraint cause i keep the hoes in check

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𝚖𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚢.

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muffy appreciation zone

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𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚘! ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱₊˚⊹

hi! i am finally opening my commissions ! here are the prices: $𝟸𝟻 - pony drawing! i can design a pony based on anything you want (oc, fictional character, theme, ect.). i can also make redesigns of already existing ponies (your own, or from mlp). i can also do similar species, such as kirin, deer, changelings, ect.) +$𝟻 - $𝟷𝟶 if you want a version with clothing! price will reflect how much clothing/how complicated it is. for example, $10 would be a whole outfit. $𝟹𝟻 - portrait! can be of anything you want (oc, fictional character, ect.) $𝟺𝟻 - fullbody drawing (oc, fictional character, ect.) can be in any pose. +$𝟷𝟶 per extra character

examples and more below the cut!

everything is full colour, with simple backgrounds (or no background if you wish!). please be prepared with reference images. payment is expected upfront! i use paypal :3 i am okay with drawing most things, except for real people or nsfw/heavy gore. if you have any questions, please dont be afraid to ask!

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boy pussy gave me hiccups

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the woke mob are cancelling me for making falafel with canned chickpeas

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the male struggle of deciding whether to use the charcoal and coffee or the cotton candy and roses deodorant

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sorry professor, those damn alien bastards ate my homework

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who up stewing they beef rn

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in a 8 am lecture pulling out my thermos and pouring myself a nice cup of piping hot stew. good fucking morning

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liberal elden ring be like the loathsome soy eater

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just drank water while listening to tool. y'all need to try this it is a transcendent experience

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dudes love gathering together under a full moon to cook some stew

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Lord sera-Shaxx

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do they serve cunt at the restaurant