Hai :3

AJ 28 trans girl <3

[astroterran]

intro poast:

Blog remake so I can have a decluttered Tumblr experience. too much old junk from highschool.

Hi im AJ. im just a trans girl in Michigan

nothing much to say from there bleh

[oliviawebsite]

taking the fat clit express!!!!!

[fertilefloor]

i bet slithering through the tall grass feels so fucking good on your hemipenal bulges

[sial-nawfed]

men will see people punching up and are all "and yet when i punch down everyone hates me????" like yes dude. what did you expect.

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[angelvvrath]

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[ilovedthestars]

"how do you feel about labels as a queer person?"

[395nm]

道可道，非常道。名可名，非常名。

[eakiturtle]

unironically learning that all models in science are just approximations and therefore technically all incorrect, just with use cases, (all models are wrong some are useful) helped me feel more secure with being GNC and not wanting to find the right labels or adhere to the ones i was supposed to . Sometimes it's not realistic to communicate to people every single nuance of your gender sometimes you just have to cap out the data at three significant figures

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

they invented a new drug with a high like no other its called a girl you are head over heels for is head over heels for you in return

maybe life is going to be okay after all

[hardwrench]

The Poisoned Ant = tavern for villains and rogues

Poisoned Ant = 90s rock band

Poisoned the Ant = 2010s rock band that sucks

Ant, Poisoned = dark and contemplative novel that just came out

ANTPOISONED = steam game

[lastdollintheforest]

mwah is a very important word

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

I sketched this ages ago and never got around to finishing it. And since it’s now about a place I don’t work at, no point. So here, everyone. Have a bonus comic sketch.

Remember to check out the Patreon and support your unemployed queen. K thx!

[captain-price-returns]

Trump on Truth Social: "Many people don’t know, or assume, that DUMB ends in 'b'"

[transfemme-shelterdog]

For those wondering, Dumocrat won

[chicken-delight]

[solardrake]

i am going to do it

[solardrake]

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

[solardrake]

it a litle bit cold