wee woo haller

grasstoucher >>>> faia >>> proshipper > antishipper

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

arguing with myself like

[checcellate-truffels]

THE RELATABLE LEVEL IS INSANE

[weewoohaller]

this is absolute mood :sobs:

[destiny-wing]

Ever since what happened in Twitter and in the Discord server last night. Here is my gift to the Fanimonstas.

When they said they were chaotic, I never thought it was THAT chaotic.

[weewoohaller]

theres a server... i want in.

[batsandboba]

when i was in middle school Rude by bruno mars came on the radio in the car with my mom and at the chorus it goes “why you gotta be so rude, don’t you know i’m human too, i’m gonna marry ya anyway” and my mom now had her Disapproving Aura on and sighed and said. see this is why [my divorced uncle] married [his mean ex-wife]. what a sad way of loving. and 13yo me was like Oh Damn That Deep. and mentally filed away the lesson Popular Music Promotes Toxic Behavior Therefore Don’t Marry Someone Who’s Mean To You. and ever since then rude by bruno mars has made me just a little bit sad. cut to 5+ years later the song is no longer popular. i happen to hear it over the tinny speakers in a random fast food place. all at once i realize the lyrics are not, in fact, about marrying a girl despite her hating you (gonna marry ya anyway), but marrying a girl despite her parents hating you (gonna marry her anyway). 13yo me and my mom misheard the same lyric and never paid attention to the rest of the song. i am flabbergasted. one of the pillars of my childhood development has just crumbled in a Subway. i am frantically realigning my entire internal ethics system. the cashier still wants to know if i’m getting a cookie. nothing is real

[batsandboba]

my world is crumbling around me

[weewoohaller]

the punchline to the sickest joke is called op getting confused by both the lyrics and the artist and then realizing it

[batsandboba]

when i was in middle school Rude by bruno mars came on the radio in the car with my mom and at the chorus it goes “why you gotta be so rude, don’t you know i’m human too, i’m gonna marry ya anyway” and my mom now had her Disapproving Aura on and sighed and said. see this is why [my divorced uncle] married [his mean ex-wife]. what a sad way of loving. and 13yo me was like Oh Damn That Deep. and mentally filed away the lesson Popular Music Promotes Toxic Behavior Therefore Don’t Marry Someone Who’s Mean To You. and ever since then rude by bruno mars has made me just a little bit sad. cut to 5+ years later the song is no longer popular. i happen to hear it over the tinny speakers in a random fast food place. all at once i realize the lyrics are not, in fact, about marrying a girl despite her hating you (gonna marry ya anyway), but marrying a girl despite her parents hating you (gonna marry her anyway). 13yo me and my mom misheard the same lyric and never paid attention to the rest of the song. i am flabbergasted. one of the pillars of my childhood development has just crumbled in a Subway. i am frantically realigning my entire internal ethics system. the cashier still wants to know if i’m getting a cookie. nothing is real

[batsandboba]

my world is crumbling around me

[weewoohaller]

BRUH you shouldve watched the music video then

[etherealcomics]

“Oh yeah… That’s… Batman…” “Batman’s real?” “Yeah, he’s… He’s over there.”

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

[mulattafury]

sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

[source]

[ka-waltz]

the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me

[seeroftherosebush-deactivated20]

Hi y'all! I am looking for a bit of financial help because this week has been hell.

I can no longer drive due to my health, I need to find a job ASAP since my partner and I are moving, and I'm stuck without certain medicines (bc insurance doesn't fully cover some things)

I am starting to become dysfunctional due to stress so any amount of money donated will help while we are in this mess!!

My C*sh*pp is: $sakurasprinkles

My P*yp*l

My Art Commissions

My Divination and Witchcraft Services

DM me if you want to buy a custom rainbow loom/rubber band bracelet!!

For anyone who donates, I'll be more than happy to gift you a drawing or bracelet!!!

[seeroftherosebush-deactivated20]

So I've rb'd this a few times and I wanted to update my full situation

I am waiting on a background check for a job to start... It shouldn't be too much longer, but my husband ended up in jail due to a schizophrenic meltdown and is now in a mental hospital. His work may (albiet illegally) fire him over this, but regardless, we are without money in a time we need it the most...

Please, reblog, donate, tell your family and friends, I don't care, just please spread this around. I need all the help I can get.

[seeroftherosebush-deactivated20]

I didn't think my situation could be worse and it is. I have to move almost ASAP and now have no financial help.

My roommates bailed on us and left us stranded in this position... We now need to raise $1000 so we don't go homeless... On top of whatever I earn from my job...

So please. Donate, commission, I don't give a flying fuck, spread the word, share this post in your group chats and social media. I'm fucking scared of being homeless again...

[seeroftherosebush-deactivated20]

Hi y'all! I am looking for a bit of financial help because this week has been hell.

I can no longer drive due to my health, I need to find a job ASAP since my partner and I are moving, and I'm stuck without certain medicines (bc insurance doesn't fully cover some things)

I am starting to become dysfunctional due to stress so any amount of money donated will help while we are in this mess!!

My C*sh*pp is: $sakurasprinkles

My P*yp*l

My Art Commissions

My Divination and Witchcraft Services

DM me if you want to buy a custom rainbow loom/rubber band bracelet!!

For anyone who donates, I'll be more than happy to gift you a drawing or bracelet!!!

[seeroftherosebush-deactivated20]

So I've rb'd this a few times and I wanted to update my full situation

I am waiting on a background check for a job to start... It shouldn't be too much longer, but my husband ended up in jail due to a schizophrenic meltdown and is now in a mental hospital. His work may (albiet illegally) fire him over this, but regardless, we are without money in a time we need it the most...

Please, reblog, donate, tell your family and friends, I don't care, just please spread this around. I need all the help I can get.

[seeroftherosebush-deactivated20]

I didn't think my situation could be worse and it is. I have to move almost ASAP and now have no financial help.

My roommates bailed on us and left us stranded in this position... We now need to raise $1000 so we don't go homeless... On top of whatever I earn from my job...

So please. Donate, commission, I don't give a flying fuck, spread the word, share this post in your group chats and social media. I'm fucking scared of being homeless again...

[weewoohaller]

CRASH

[weewoohaller]

CRASH

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[apotatowhenever]

Some gifs to show to show our relationship with POL

but we can’t stop watching it 😂 (someone please help us)

[cushfuddled]

Me sittin’ here, seriously concerned for all the young kids who are gonna’ grow up in this fandom environment thinking they’re secretly evil monsters because their sex fantasies aren’t strictly pure or vanilla or because they ship something with an unhealthy dynamic. Soooooo many people must hate/be terrified of themselves.

Hey…….hey kids…….

You’re fuckin’ fine.

The human brain is weird. Sex fantasies ≠ actual desires. If you ask yourself, “would I want to act out this thing in real life” and the answer is “fuck no,” then you’re fine. Shipping is also not an indicator of what you would condone in real life. You are not secretly a monster. You are a human being. Human beings are complicated. Please calm down and treat yourself to a smoothie or something.

[elfwreck]

“What you want to read about” is not the same as “what you want to happen in your real life.” 

The murder mystery industry has no problem understanding this. 

[megpie71]

The entire “horror” genre is built on this.  Ditto “thrillers”, and indeed most other genres.  In fact, possibly the only genre which isn’t inherently built on this assumption is “romance”, and even there… well, there’s a lot of romance stories which are basically about “I want to experience catharsis” rather than “I want this to happen to me” (consider Wuthering Heights, for example - Heathcliff and Catherine are great to read about, but they would each be hell to live with). 

This also means if you’re asexual but you still like reading stories where people fuck?  You’re still asexual.  If you’re aromantic and enjoy reading romances, you’re still aromantic.  If you’re non-heterosexual and enjoy reading heterosexual porn (because hey, there’s more of it and it’s easier to find than anything else, right?) then you’re still not heterosexual. 

The only thing your taste in reading says anything about is your taste in reading. 

[meru90]

…..just beefleaf things 

[meru90]

sobb it’s my kids i missed them 

[artthetrash]

Royai + lame man being lame, for my art trade with @tomochingus!!! 💕💕

[meru90]

ah i care them