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@wehaveweirdchats
Balze: so one day while the teacher is gone printing handouts or some shit we start talking about the donner party and what would we do as a class if we had to eat each other
Kiwhi: omg
Balze: and so we start basically auctioning off this one girl with people being like "I'll take Allison's left leg!" "I'll eat her arm!"
Balze: and so I say
Balze: thinking about how recently I learned what part of a chicken's body chicken breast comes from
Balze: "I'll eat her breasts!"
Wandres: This is how I win. Not with a bang, but with a Grandpa
Wandres: I think you're underestimating the shitty dudebro-ness of shitty dudebros
Arquad: the dr;tl version: the males are tiny fish who exist only to attach themselves permanently to the big females and donate their testicles to science matriarchy
Arquad: and you look in and there's all sorts of organs and guts and just a few metric yards of skin
Blaze: "dude we gotta go just shove the hostage in my ass and let's go"
Blaze: guys this is a monumentous day for me
Blaze: I've caught two legendary pokemon in Black so far. I think the last legendary I caught was Groundoun, and before that was Lugia and Ho-oh
Wandres: Holy shit look at this hardcore mlg gamer right here
Wandres: Getting that on the Mountain Dew (TM) Montage
Cec: Gnarly bogus! I am going to frickle frack your wicked tubular bodaciousness.
Wandres: There are these two guards patrolling right next to each other one won't get off the other's ass
Wandres: They're either getting wise to my shenanigans or they are the hypergay for each other
Wandres: So gay it blocks out the sun
Wandres: But their radiant gay-ocity luminates the area anyways
Wandres: Hope you're ready for your doses of vitamin D
Kiwhi: never gonna give ewe up
Wandres: I need ideas for shit to 3d-print I wanna try those machines out
Arquad: hiii cec
Arquad: print cec
Arquad: or you know
Arquad: nic cage's bust/face from that one scene in face/off
Wandres: Great now you made me think of his priestly-scary-face with a huge pair of boobs just busting out
Wandres: I put on my voices when I talk in there so people are entertained and stuff and someone said "Hey man if there were ever a [clan] podcast or something, we'd definitely need you on it"
Wandres: And I responded "[newscaster voice] Why, thank you young citizen! I say young, I don't know how old you are [creeper whisper] HOW OLD ARE YOOOOOU"
Wandres: "17 and a half"
Wandres: "Oh. Ew. You're a minor. Okay I'll leave you alone then."
Arquad: yeah apparently
Arquad: also fruit makes your semen sweet apparently
Arquad: to do: eat more fruit
Wandres: SHIT WHAT WAS MY PHRASE
Wandres: I HAD IT JUST FOR THIS
Wandres: Speaking from experience yes?
Wandres: THERE WE GO
Wandres: AHAAAAAA
Kiwhi: what if eating different foods changed the color of your semen
Wandres: What if you ate all of them at calculated intervals and had rainbow cumshots
Arquad: shoot food coloring down your eurethra
Arquad: cum green
Arquad: fun for the whole family
Kiwhi: i am sure there are no negative repercussions to this
Kiwhi: trust me i took biology class
Wandres: What are you talking about I am an engineer which is like a hobo scientist
Wandres: And this plan is hobo scientist approved
Cec: Be a real scientist
Cec: Test on yourself
Wandres: Ew no they do shit rigorously
Wandres: I ain't got time for that all I've got is duct tape and WD-40
Arquad: if u have green semen doesn't that mean you have an STD
Kiwhi: or food coloring
Wandres: Or you're just TOTALLY RAD
Arquad: most water has shit in solution
Arquad: which makes it conductive
Cec: Semen has a lot of electrolytes n shit
Wandres: It's got what plants crave
Wandres: It's got electrolytes
Kiwhi: plzzzzzzzzzzz
Wandres: Brawndo confirmed for green semen
Wandres: Greemen
Kiwhi: you've done it
Kiwhi: you've killed me
Wandres: Mission success