Send in your Weird Al confessions, dirty and clean, here

Blog run by Jimmy Vukovič Mushrooms Beansworth yes I am the Weird Al thirst guy there's many of us don't you worry. All confessions are tagged as "Weird Al confessions", dirty ones are "Dirty Confessions", normal ones are "Normal confessions"

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Mr. Al if you see this blog I'm so sorry.

Anyways here's the secret playlist I made feel free to suggest things to add

Also try to keep confessions interesting. Thanks

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ok sorry i was the anon who thought he was albert who the fuck is that other christian alfred guy my curiosity sickens me more & more every day

It’s Alfred Brown from Doll Eye please NEVER Play it EVER

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Confession 7: I had assumed his name was “albert” until I watched Weird and I learned that it was “alfred” and I literally couldn’t focus on the movie for like 3 minutes ‘cause of the shock

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT THE REAL ALFRED DOLL EYE?!?!!??!?!?!

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Doll Eye? I don't know what that is. But hi I am Alfred :-) I am still new to tumbler.

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This is so fucking cool hi Alfred how are you

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Confession 7: I had assumed his name was “albert” until I watched Weird and I learned that it was “alfred” and I literally couldn’t focus on the movie for like 3 minutes ‘cause of the shock

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT THE REAL ALFRED DOLL EYE?!?!!??!?!?!

[medievalthymes]

why don’t you look at some pictures of snoopy and maybe you’ll calm down

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daily dose of snoopy

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bonus snoopy for today because i feel like we need it rn

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Confession 8: I saw Weird Al in concert a few months ago with my dad and not to say it awakened something in me but I think it awakened something in me.

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Confession 7: I had assumed his name was “albert” until I watched Weird and I learned that it was “alfred” and I literally couldn’t focus on the movie for like 3 minutes ‘cause of the shock

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Confession 6: he is king

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Confession 5: “When I was like 6 I thought that he was the only man to achieve immortality (and therefore didn’t age) and then like 4 years later I learned he was like 50 and i winced so hard. no idea where i got that information.”

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Confession 3: i want to burrow into his hair like some sort of burrowing rodent. perhapds a hamster of some sort. and live there.

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"The Weird Al Thirst Guy" is such a powerful title that I can't even refute it. god fucking speed.

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Confession 2: Weird Al made me nonbinary

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hi seeing that this blog exists now made me laugh so hard i started choking on my own spit so thanks

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Confession 1: Weird all so fine