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@weirdalphabet
May 11, 2012 Atlantic City NJ
A random assortment from the show- IIRC this was at the House of Blues.
The first time I saw a show there, security was practically doing strip searches and I took the camera to the car.
This one, we were in the balcony. The place is small, so even the balcony has great seats plus it gives you a different angle to watch the show.
14 years, 2 months, and 6 days later: back in AC!!
I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I met Al I MET WEIRD AL YANKOVIC AHHHHSHHSJAJSKHSJAHHHHHJSJSH 🥲
My new shirt is here
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I'm so curious about the hot rhythm guitarist to Weird Al you mentioned
YEAH OKAY SO
I didnt get a clear photo of her playing at the concert i was at BUT shes visable in some background shots in promotional material, BUT she has SUCH a good stage presence and energy, and is such a good guitarist, genuinly such a highlight of the show
shes in the top left here!! the sax player in front of her is also phenomenal
(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th
Probably the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life
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June 1, 2007 Albany NY
You’re Pitiful, Wanna B Ur Luvr
The fishnets on his stomach omgomgomg
And the red hotness of the sixth pic 🥵
I'm officially dead
Excuse me Rubén?? WHAT evil nude activities were occurring on the tour bus???
slim shady
strange alfred
Not sure if yous more fond or care but the scene in Weird: The Al Yankovic story where
he first meets Madonna and their making out,
THE CONSTANT MAKING OUT THROUGH THE MOVIE (including some whimpers we get from daniel radcliffe) and
their part after ‘Like A Surgeon’ where Madonna is feeding Al some liquor…this sparked something in me…help…ITS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THIS MOVIE THAT JUST AAHHH anyway this is just a rant because I love this fucking movie
I love that movie and it's so funny/cheeky/saucy of Al to legit write self-insert RPF shipping himself with Madonna. DanRad is a cutie but I'm not exactly attracted to him, so I don't really get worked up about him or the movie in that way. If it were Al himself playing the role and doing all that making out though you can bet I would never EVER shut up about it.
I do like how touchy Al and Dan were in the promos.
And I like your festive multicolored text, anon!
Why does he say it so sexily? 👀
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I read that post with that clip where you can see a bit of Al underwear and his belly and it reminded me of something I've wanted to talk about for a while, something I wanted to mention because I've never seem anyone do it and your blog is like the Disneyland for the degenerates like me lol so here goes: In "The Compleat Al" there's a part where he is in Japan and he sleeps in one of those capsule hotels(? And he is wearing a white robe that goes a little above his knees(? There's a fleeting scene of like five seconds—five glorious seconds— when he gets into his capsule and you can see his underwear slightly (I think they were gray, I'm not really sure lol) and I just adore those five seconds of those beautiful, long, milk-white legs in those short pink socks and that sublime moment of seeing his underwear aaaaauuuughhhwuwidwonz@*#(@9׿$@¿¿'÷£,% it's so cute but also so hot too uuugh I need to GOON RIGHT NOW 🗣🔥❗
If you don't know how to find the clip quickly, search on youtube "Weird Al goes to Japan" — 🐇
Oh god not just a glimpse of his underwear, but a proper upskirt shot right between his legs. 😳🫠🤤 Just one thin little piece of fabric between my eyes and everything I wanna see. Those tiny grey briefs really show off his cute little ass, not to mention a glimpse of bulge. Goonbait for real. God help us if a copy of this in HD ever surfaces.
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June 23, 2026 Red Rocks Amphitheater, Morrison CO
Happy Together with Puddles Pity Party
(I have all my digital stuff sorted and accessible! Now to work on the film archive!)
A absolutely insane that I get to see the hottest man on the planet in a couple weeks
AGHHGHHHHHHHH FUCK❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
I’m ready for my heart to explode
WOOHOOOOO
Maybe I should be more active on Tumblr, but God, I just can't sob sob... SO INSTEAD I CHOOSE TO BE A FREAK AND LOOK THROUGH BLOGS LIKE THIS, AND I'M LOVING ITTTTTT Anyway! Coming from someone who loves Like A Surgeon... Do you think Al would be into medplay or at least consider trying it (definitely taking into account how he performs in...those ways)? (maybe with some of his band members, ahhh who said that?? not me!!!) Or maybe bondage with the bandages / medical restraints...aaaa...... - 🦴
Maybe Al recruits Jon, Jim, and Steve (no Rubén yet in 1985, sorry New Guy) to help him brainstorm the Like a Surgeon choreography through improv/role play. He shows up in those green scrubs with the fishnet crop top, the dangly earrings and body chains, and a stethoscope around his neck. He calls his bandmates into the "exam room" one by one to perform a series of medical procedures.
First, he administers Steve's annual physical. He tells Steve to strip naked, staring blatantly as he does so. He apologizes that their medical office doesn't have any gowns to wear, although he doesn't actually sound the least bit sorry. Dr. Yankovic takes his patient's vitals and starts asking tons of questions about his sexual history and behavior, stuff that can't possibly be medically relevant, though he insists it is. He dons nitrile gloves and conducts a hands-on inspection of every inch of Steve's body from head to toe. He spends extra time with the tongue depressor stuck in Steve's mouth, shoving it deep until he gags.
Next, he checks Jim for an inguinal hernia. He cups Jim's scrotum and tells him to turn his head and cough. Even after Jim obeys, the doctor just keeps on touching and rubbing and groping his balls. He assures his patient that getting aroused during this procedure is perfectly normal, no need to be embarrassed. As he fondles Jim roughly, he mentions that he was last in his class at med school and doesn't really know what he's doing. Every time he does something that hurts, he apologizes, but then immediately does it again.
Finally, he brings Jon in for a prostate exam. Dr. Yankovic hadn't been able to acquire a proper exam table with stirrups, so he simply positions the patient on all fours. He had, however, managed to get his hands on a real speculum. Instead of medical lubrication, he eases his way inside using his own spit. He takes his time opening up his drummer nice and wide. But soon he declares that the speculum won't do, he needs to use something else to reach even deeper. He climbs up on the exam table and personally administers a huge dose of penis-cillin to his lucky patient.
TWINE BALL!!!!!!!
