Yankochick Era

Al obsession sideblog, often NSFW

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Al hugging/cuddling people

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an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

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I was looking for this pic the other day and couldn't find it. But here it is!!

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September 20, 2007 Beacon Theater NY

Polka, Close but no Cigar, Steve Jay, Rueben Valtierra, Do I Creep You Out?, I’m in Love with the Skipper, I’ll Sue Ya, Yoda, Fat

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Brokeback bandmates

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I just realized I misspelled "poodle" in my previous ask lol I'm sleepy sorry. I hate english — 🐇

Tetas de Weird Al 👍

No worries, we knew what you meant! 🐶

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I little late sjdjsjje but I read that you're still accepting asks, that's good, I can still bother you with my nasty perverted, sexual or stupid ideas, thoughts and fantasies about Al that nobody cares about 😭 In fact, I'll do it right now. 🧍‍♀️

• Did you ever think that the Al from the 80s looks like a bunny? Or a chinchilla? Idk, he's just so cute and awkward and and is so ughhh skjcjfjfj (I should talk about how incredible cute the 80s Al is for me in another ask, and of course Al is still cute today 🤚) He really reminds me of those two animals.

• Then there's the 90s Al who reminds me a lot of a puddle(? But thats makes perfect sense, so I'll leave it at that.

• And finally, there's the Al from the 2000s and 2010s, and the present day. Honestly, this Al makes me think of a vampire. I know you once said that very fantastical ideas weren't really your thing(? But I really like to think that Al is secretly a vampire. He has everything it takes: He hardly ages, he's handsome, he's charming, he's elegant, he has multiple talents, and he's good at everything he does.

Well, I think that's all for today... sorry if it doesn't make much sense or if there were any typos qnsndjs — 🐇

Good to hear from you!

For me, 80s Al has strong poodle vibes, just as strong as 90s Al. Just as cute as a bunny or chinchilla, but his fluffy curls just scream poodle to me in every era.

And I think I see what you mean about post-LASIK Al being vampiric. That might explain why he's so often emerging from coffins.

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cw: topless??

god idk how to feel about this one, some of yall might get me😭😭, i should have posted this a little bit earlier but i was exhausted and took a nap

soo heres what i have, this is prolly one of my first drawing of al shirtless😛 i think i will post this on my other blog

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Topless Al featuring cute boxers and cute shoulder freckles!! Wow this is awesome!

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cw: topless??

god idk how to feel about this one, some of yall might get me😭😭, i should have posted this a little bit earlier but i was exhausted and took a nap

soo heres what i have, this is prolly one of my first drawing of al shirtless😛 i think i will post this on my other blog

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Topless Al featuring cute boxers and cute shoulder freckles!! Wow this is awesome!

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I went to see Weird Al Yankovic and was once again reminded why they dont call him "normal" Al 🩷

(Btw my pictures dont show off the amount of costume changes this man had!)

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June 2, 2007 Westbury NY

Scenes from the medley

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Oh... oh my god

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i don't want to actually write a fic, i want to create a gross scenario that i can roll around in for forever, like a dog in a bad smell. you feel me?

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i want to marinate in the vibes. but like this, you feel me ?:

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where would rpf be without the character of nondescript hotel room

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i’m sure you have seen that video of al doing an early version of polkas on 35 where he just goes

“IM A SLUT!”

like hell yeah dude

it reminds of the jim/al fic you wrote

Al saying the word "slut" is my favorite thing. Al calling himself a slut is my absolute absolute favorite thing.

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Howard Stern making Weird Al giggle and squirm by bluntly interrogating him about his sex life in 2026 and in 1998:

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August 23, 2015 Denver CO (first show)

The polka

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All are great but the last one is extra stunning!

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thinking about rubén watching a movie with the band and al fingering him under the blanket while they watch. just circling and prodding, before eventually fingering his prostate until he cums, only giving him a moment to rest before starting up again, making sure to go just slow enough that no sound is made that could give himself away. and all rubén can do is sit there and take it, desperately trying to not make noise as his breathing gets more and more laboured, his face getting more and more red, sweat dripping down every crevice of his body... and al just keeps going and going and going... up until he finally breaks ❤️

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😳‼️🔥🔥🔥

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baby bermuda for the world's enjoyment