Number #1 Eclipse fan

Helloooo, I'm Ferret (but im actually a bunny), my mother is apparently? @lemmonesandblues06 and I make daycare attendant content I do reblog and make more suggestive things, but I do my best to make it a secondary thing on this account Forever making new aus I support palestine!! Four hundred fifty three(?) ferrets in my basket!!! (When did this happen thats a lot of people where did you all even come from)

[weirdenbyferret]

Meet the artist!

hello, I remade my meet the artist thing!

My Ko-fi

Warning: I make a lot of suggestive stuff, and a lot of things with very dark themes. The majority of what I post over here is sfw, but I will post and reblog suggestive things often

im just kinda trying to chill, keep my physical and mental health from deteriorating, support my friends, and look at and make cool shit of the daycare attendant.

I got the uh. Robots, mythology, and uhhh pink autisms

Here are some of my pages on other sites that im active on!

Ao3

Artfight

Bluesky (<- completely nsfw, do not enter if a minor)

Strawpage (<- for my bsky but you can still check it out,,)

Mother mutual: @lemmonesandblues06

Mutual that wants to fucking EAT ME: @eclipserewrite

And all of the tags are different ones that I use here and there, including a bunch of my aus!

Am I a proshipper?

[lieve-muis]

You still have time. Time to change your wardrobe. Time to get divorced and married again. Time to change majors. Time to learn a trade from scratch. Time to pay off debts. Time to travel. Time to love and be loved. You still have your whole life ahead. Whether you're 19 or 66. You still have so much time. But you have to take it.

[weirdenbyferret]

Fanart for @jackofallrabbits new vampire au....I’m super not normal about the guys, and I was about to reread when I had a sudden strike of inspiration...so heres some fanart in the form of how I see the reader + vers with notes on the small details eheheheee okay now im going to actually reread it

My commissions if you are interested! ☕️

[weirdenbyferret]

Got a new friend a week ago and I was just vaguely texting to them about the weird evil toxic tropes that I like for some reason, and its now been long enough of them not reaponding that I am the worry that its weirding them out . I know its probably just them taking a bit long to respond pr that they might've gone to sleep . But I am THE WORRY

[weirdenbyferret]

Fanart for @jackofallrabbits new vampire au....I’m super not normal about the guys, and I was about to reread when I had a sudden strike of inspiration...so heres some fanart in the form of how I see the reader + vers with notes on the small details eheheheee okay now im going to actually reread it

My commissions if you are interested! ☕️

[jackofallrabbits]

YESSSS OOOH THEY'RE SO CUTE!! I love their spooky shirt (with a turtleneck for no reason at all of course) They’re adorable no wonder someone had to take a bite out of them.

[weirdenbyferret]

ehhehehehehheeheh glad you like :3c

[weirdenbyferret]

CURRENTLY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF- @jackofallrabbits jack- jack jack hey, im bothering you again- jack- Reader trying to leave the house Eclipse brought them to:

[weirdenbyferret]

Fanart for @jackofallrabbits new vampire au....I’m super not normal about the guys, and I was about to reread when I had a sudden strike of inspiration...so heres some fanart in the form of how I see the reader + vers with notes on the small details eheheheee okay now im going to actually reread it

My commissions if you are interested! ☕️

[jackofallrabbits]

Jack. Jack. I. Jack-

Just as you should be! The vampire boys are as scary as they are hot❤️Don't worry I'm sure they'll get scarier (and hotter).

[weirdenbyferret]

Ebbehejhrhwjrjhhhhhggghhhhgghhhhhhhhh

[jackofallrabbits]

Once Bitten Twice Shy

Vampire!Eclipse x Y/N (SFW) Vampire!Sun, Vampire!Moon

A backwater town has been recently plagued with a series of mysterious murders. As a paranormal investigator you think you know the truth behind these murders. Unfortunately, you are a lot closer to the reality than you should be and it backfires on you. Terribly. A charming stranger turns out to be a vampire and now you're a vampire too. Well, at least it will make a good article for your blog.

Word Count: ~13000

Warnings: Violence, Gore, Death, Smoking, Alcohol mention

A/N:

I love vampires and I love gothic Americana so I thought I would have fun combining the two and I did. So now you get to enjoy the fruits of my labor. I hope you have as much fun with these musically-inclined vampires as I did!

[weirdenbyferret]

Ouhgggghgghhhgghhh ffuuuuuucckkkkk....dca that can and will kill me my beloveedd....

[weirdenbyferret]

Wwewweheehhehehe heres my first attack! Interlude for my beloved mutual, @meridiantears :3

[dcaficionado]

I think we should Freaky Friday Doe and Bunny.

[weirdenbyferret]

Doe having a mid-day panic cut throught the excitement and joys, realizing that bunny might be in HIS body and might be seeing things they arent supposed to be seeing.

[weirdenbyferret]

Still havent read or watched hail mary, but I've made myself so sad so im sharing it...for Rocky, they spent 40 or something years in space, but how long was that for erid? Time distorts while traveling through space, so how long was that for erid? If Rocky and Adrian were the same age when the crew left, they definitely arent the same age now, Adrian has to be older now with the time distortion.

But also, this thought just makes the large Adrian headcanon even funnier if they grow as they age. Rocky leaves and they're maybe around the same size, maybe Adrians a bit bigger than Rocky, maybe even Adrian is smaller thna Rocky, we dont know. But then Rocky comes back and. Why the fuck is mate Adrian huge. WASNT GONE FOR THAT LONG????!!

And then Grace comes up like 'Well. Actually-' Assuming they didnt already have that talk before they landed lol

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[5-opossums-escaped]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[weirdenbyferret]

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

[weirdenbyferret]

I FORGOT I HAD THIS QUEUED LOL

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[5-opossums-escaped]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[weirdenbyferret]

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[satanfemme]

people with speech impediments, vocal stims, tics, stutters, an obvious accent, who are mute (to any degree), who talk to themselves, or who have any other noticeable vocal traits, you’re all really cool and wonderful and I’m wishing u all an epic and poggers night

[satanfemme]

more people who’re included in this post: anyone who’s voice doesn’t “match” their gender, or doesn’t “match” the gender they get read as, anyone with disorganized speech, people who use a lot of “filler words”, or anyone who has a lisp. I hope you’re all having another epic and poggers night

[satanfemme]

also shout out to anyone with flat or monotone speech, “too” quiet speech, or “too” loud speech. y’all are poggers and deserve an epic night too

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.