You saw WHAT on Temu??

Strange things found on Temu.This is NOT endorsed by or produced Temu, and no promotion of Temu or a given product should be inferred; I'm just sharing weird things that have come across my screen. I'm not providing links so you'll have to search for them yourself. You are welcome to send any goofy screencaps you've got! -Opinions on Temu's business ethics will be ignored-

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Kim Kardashian air fresheners: "smells like crying!"

*not endorsed by or produced by Kim K. **actual scent is similar to Little Tree "Bold Ice"

[the maker's insta - 2019]

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Admittedly this came from Amazon but I did find a "Storm Pooper" vinyl sticker in the wild. Temu has other designs with that wording and other images, and like the Amazon listing shows this is big enough to fit under the lid of your commode.

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If you put bee stings on your 'bee stings', they get swole?

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Tell me you don't want this.

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Holy LEGOs, another brick building set!

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Famous singer, actress/producer, and cake mix seller, Ducky Parton.

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OMG!! MEAT!!!!!!

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Pretty sure this is a reference to "Dominick The Donkey", a Christmas song by Lou Monte (1960). If you want to mess with people, tell people it's a reference to Bing Crosby's "The Small One" (1946) instead. :)

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Bluetooth receiver -- an actual receiver for your headphones, not a transmitter that plugs into the device making the sound, like every single freaking listing on Temu and Amazon seem to be -- that looks like Baymax from Big Hero Six. Formerly an Amazon offering.

Bonus note: This came with a puffy battery inside and wouldn't charge, so I bought a new battery on eBay for twice what I paid for the receiver. It charges now, so let's see if the sound quality is okay since when I tried it out to make sure the battery I soldered in it sounded uneven.

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I love the padding in descriptions that have nothing to do with the product. "Dog lover T-shirt, easy tailoring highlights masculinity."

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Not so much weird, but something I actually found in the wild at Value Village -- a 10,000mAH powerbank; the biggest difference being that this one has a flashlight function and mine doesn't and mine has two USB-A outputs rather than whatever an "Android input" is , NBD.

Four power cords built in (USB-A, USB-B micro, USB-C, Lightning) and two USB-A jacks on the end around the USB-C input plus the display to show how much charge it has in realtime. I paid $10 so it was $7 less than standard and 50 cents more than the price they're offering me, but these cost a bit more in the real world ($19-23 on Amazon) so I did pretty okay. It does hold a charge so AFAIK it wasn't donated for that reason, which is the usual fear about thrifted powerbanks.

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...pardon? "Happy Birthday! Digging for Easter Eggs!"

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Mine didn't cost $20, I got it at Habitat ReStore.

For the record it does work pretty okay, but it's just a cradle with a backlight to put a slide or a negative into so you can snap the picture with your cell phone -- it does no scanning itself.

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Of course you'd like to see my debit card, so here it is. Not a "weird" Temu find, but a Temu find that made my day.

Thank you for joining the Temu After Dark The Cut bonus blather. What IS weird is that they've discontinued this specific pattern, but one which is very similar is available from about a dozen other listings.

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Ain't no party like a lazy egg party! As one bundle: a banner that spells out "Happy Birthday", a set of balloons with pictures on them, a batch of cupcake toppers, and swag stickers of Gudetama. Thanks, ReStore!

You have to keep shopping if you want the table honeycombs or the banner for that birthday party, that's just how it is.

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So if anyone tells you that fart humor is juvenile, point out that this product can only be used by adults. But be warned:

...It's too stink.