You saw WHAT on Temu??

Strange things found on Temu.This is NOT endorsed by or produced Temu, and no promotion of Temu or a given product should be inferred; I'm just sharing weird things that have come across my screen. I'm not providing links so you'll have to search for them yourself. You are welcome to send any goofy screencaps you've got! -Opinions on Temu's business ethics will be ignored-

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Two renditions of the rubbery 2020 Christmas shitshow ornament, featuring one or six people. Other day I found a four-person edition:

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Seen in real life: "cutlet" falsies to fill your bra from Temu or Amazon. The plastic was supple but sticky so I can't picture wanting these on your skin, even though they'd stick to your tits like Poly-Grip.

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A real life find: These crochet hooks were at Habitat ReStore in the bins, and my girlfriend looked them up for grins...

Fifty bucks?! And I got them for $4?!

A buck fourty-five?! And Amazon wants $50?!

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Badge502: "No."

It's a cover to put on a bull's horns so they won't be pointy, but very much resembles something you'd put on a man's 'horn' to keep the swimmers contained in their own aquarium.

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54th anniversary M*A*S*H signature shirt, which is pretty cool, but Alan Alda did not pose for this photo.

Know how I know this? (I mean, other than the fact that this is Temu...)

At the age of 90 he doesn't look like that anymore.

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An M.2 NVMe SSD drive enclosure made to look like a 3.5" floppy. :-D

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Windows 10 at Habitat ReStore bins!

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Not a Doctor Knuckles product (that'd be Fart Juice or Fart, The Game or maybe Ass Ninja Coffee)... DOWMOO presents Fart Spray! I want that girl's promo shirt. And frankly, I don't need artifical fart scent, I can produce my own room-clearers.

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Is this a thing you'd trust to be able to do yourself?

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I am aware that this is about Christopher Chahn Bahng, a.k.a. Bang Chan from Stray Kids (thus the smiling Wolf Chan in the O), but my head goes to online discussion forums like 4chan and the rest.

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I'm a CURVY GIRL I was born with My Heart On My Soul A Fire in my Graphic MOUTH and a I Can't Control

Yup, he's a curvy girl indeed.

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Everything you need to know about a seat cushion: The Butt Is So Comfortable! And the description says it's a fart cushion, too!

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Temu's listing of whoopie cushions, and part of the selection at Habitat Re-Store ($5 each yesterday, will be $1 each this coming Wednesday).

A note to my Tacoma-area allies: You might know the Spanaway Re-Store has bins of goods and the Puyallup Re-Store has clothes, both refreshed every Friday; a decision came down the pike from Habitat the other day that Puyallup will now also carry goods.

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My girlfriend ordered two different packets of stickers. Turns out they were all the same content, but different renderings. The set the sticker on the left is out of had 8 misspellings or obvious mistakes -- the set the sticker on the right is out of only had one ("aggressive" should have two G's).

Another mistake example below -- "WHY overthink overdrink WHEN you can" verses "why overthink when you can overdrink" -- and four of the same message done in four styles.

I'm keeping the goofups. Gives people a mental hotfoot.

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"ocean coin" charms that look a whole lot like buttholes.

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Bud, you've got that inserted backwards.

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To give credit where it's due: I am happy to say that the Temu USB drive I use in my car for my tunes survived going through the washing machine and ten minutes of tumbling in the dryer. Still jammin'...