Welcome to the madness

"(...)Ele me salvou quando me ensinou a reconstruir o barco, que os números contam histórias e que, quando chove, é sempre Billie Holliday" - Em Algum Lugar nas Estrelas

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[ameirin]

Caption ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) #GetThatGoldenBalls #onvacation

a companion to This . Prompts are open <3

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12. The Ravenclaw house has a puppy in the common room for everybody to play with 

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27. Ravenclaws have the worst grades and procrastinate a lot

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47. Ravenclaws frequently get frustrated by the fact that their house symbol is an eagle and not a raven, because it isn’t logical.

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53. Despite them being in the most intelligent house, Ravenclaws often forget to do homework or study due to trying out different spells.  

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58. Ravenclaws are more likely to be found writing or drawing for themselves, over doing actual homework or studying for tests.

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59. Sometimes, all the Ravenclaws will gather at night and cast a spell on the ceiling so they can see the actual universe. One or two space smart Ravenclaws will host a tour of the galaxy.

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63. Some Ravenclaws can only study in a messy environment, so the house elves leave one corner of the common room messy to they can get work done.

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68.  the Ravenclaws have to unofficial factions: the genius ones with absolutely no work ethic and the ones who have nothing but work ethic when it comes to learning. They all get horrible grades because they’re to busy with personal projects.

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The night before final exams...

Ravenclaw: *learns the entirety of the Yiddish language instead of studying*

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Ravenclaws are always the best when it comes to romance...

Gryffindor: I... I think I'm in love with you.

Ravenclaw: *doesn't look up from book* That's too bad...

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The Houses as Things I Have Done at 3:30 in the Morning

Gryffindor: *goes trolling through YouTube comments and tries to start a fight out of boredom*

Hufflepuff: *sneaks downstairs and eats an entire bag of Hot Cheetos*

Ravenclaw: *furiously typing on Tumblr: FEMINISM IS EQUALITY YOU IGNORANT BUTTFUCK*

Slytherin: *watches Chucky alone in the dark*

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The houses the night before finals…

Slytherin: Trying to find a pattern to the teacher’s questions

Hufflepuff: Studying

Ravenclaw: Watching a video on proper giraffe grooming

Gryffindor: Praying